You gotta be freaking kidding me. That has to be the ugliest looking mother trucker I've ever seen. I've always thought N Portman was a bit strange, and this proves it. She is a little loony tunes.

Hair, coat and bag!?!? what about the jeans AND the jacket, this must be a joke!!

I meant the jeans and the sunglasses.

If that ain't gay I don't know what is...Man I could tell that faggot from a mile a away...so what the fuck is she doing with her..?

He's not gay! They're just showing that being ever so trendy harvard grads make you very intelligent hipsters.

These burgers are crazy.

that's devendra banhart...

Ewwww what the fuck.

Seriously, when I saw the picture I burst out laughing. He may not be gay, but he sure looks funny...LMAO!

davendra banhart?!

oh, so he's a hippie spawn?

whats CERTAIN is that the dude is gay. no argument.
but who ever said that was her man? gay guys get to touch women anyway they want

He walks gay. Everything about him screams GAY.

d55, I'm talking to you in

www.bastardly.com/2008-from-the-bastardly-archives-two-years-ago-0408#co...

lol

maybe I should look into using the PM system... does it work? It looks dodgy...

Devendra Banhart indeed. He's quite a musician.
YouTube him and find a track called, "A Ribbon". He's ace.
And in no danger of going bald anytime soon.

WTF! Men are taking the whole "Metrosexual" thing waaaaaaaay to far. Women want real men, not some ladyboy who's ganna wear their clothes and wear eyeliner. I swear I have those jeans he's wearing..........so gross.

if you look at half the picture he looks like a girl and she looks like a guy lol

dont get me wrong i think shes so hot

He looks like he might be blind,Andrea Bocelli left in a dessert to grow a beard...fuckin`weird i tell ya

desert*

He looks more femine than she is!!! Now we know that she's the man in this "relationship"...

Natalie Portman,Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse are in the same cathegory,they are dating trash weirdoes,birds of a feather flock together

yuck!!! DIE HIPPIE SCUM!!!!!!!!

take a SHOWER.......bitches!!!!!

WoW, this sure say's alot about her and what kind of dude she's into,what a frikin fruit.Could she be a (fag hag)? Does'nt matter im just all around stupified.

scrub that beard spray some insect repellent so they won`t make a nest in your beard

He looks like a SIRCUS FREAK, ya know, where there is a BEARDED LADY

Natalie fists his ass on a daily basis

She's so gorgeous, what's she doing with this douchebag????

@ 12. Yes, Pstroyer...the PM thing works just fine.

Sircus or sirius freak?

She is adorable, perhaps she likes guys who are natural....

smelling.

OYY!

Jeaz NOCTURNA!

GOD I just did NOT need that image in my head.

Now if it were Paris fisting GreasyBear. THAT would be

Hi-Larry-ous

r u fucking serious? oh my god...look at that mess...he is carrying a woman's bag and is carrying it like a chick! I would rather do other things to be seen with a guy like that...oh my god lmao

pstroyer,
I responded to you there...thanks for the follow-up

I don't know if he's gay...but he looks high as shit...actually so does she...hmmmm that would explain a lot.

This is simply a case of the nutiness people with too much money succumb to. Where's her family? In Israel?

She thinks he is a fashion hippie

Gay: Probably Not

Douchebag: Yes

I'm just going to pretend I never saw this and go upon my way.

They're pretty much wearing the same coat. Awww.

White wayfarer sunglasses + Kaczynski beard = assmongering hipster poseur. Lose a turn, Natalie. Audrey would disapprove.

What can I say that hasn't already been said...? I bet this guy can tell the colour of a popsicle just by sticking it up his ass.

Oh yeah, I looked up this guys music as someone suggested, it sounded like shit. I guess you have to be as high as this guy looks to actually find that shit interesting.

yes PM thingy works just fine like Eve said cuz we use it to gossip lol

Oh natalie what were u smoking when u decided to date this douche or even worse be seen in public with this hairy creature.

Come on, Natalie is a lesbian and that is her Bearded Girlfriend, no way even a Faggot dresses or looks like that right?

I didn't think she could do faggier than Moby.

I stand corrected.

Not only do those jeans seem like their for women but look at the way that fruit is holding his bag and the way he walking!

Natalie, you NEED a real man because somebody could bust that guy ass and I bet he would like it! Damn shame!

eww what is that?

d55 you are a stupid cunt and sell shit on ebay,you have no life,you talk shit on here about people you will never meet.ok and i don't care if they ban me,it been done before you ass whore."noone" is not a word you stupid whore.its been nice talking to you you stupid slut.

d55 is a stupid slut.

shes NOT a He!!!!!!!!

natalie,you have a serious problems of liking a qualified transvistite trashcan.

You can't choose your sexual orientation any more than you can choose your date of birth. So, who gives a damn?

Moe, was that nice enough for you?

wtf, there's nothing gay about that guy...

bunny,

I was a contributor to USENET when it functioned as originally intended: A forum for the free exchange of ideas and data amongst the scientific community. I was privy to countless spirited and passionate debates, during that time. Participants made informed, interesting, and compelling arguments. These were the pioneering masters of the modern day 'flame wars'.

Last week, I showed damla two very cleverly crafted pitfall traps: The 'iron maiden disguised as a chink in the armor', and the 'apple with a razor blade'. These two ploys have been finely honed over a period of time, nearly as long as that of her life, so far.

These are not the only new 'tricks' she's learned.
I can assure you, she possesses the 'tools' to "rip you to shreds".

Best of luck to you . . . though I seriously doubt luck will be sufficient compensation. You might want to have a box of tissue close at hand.

what she needs is some alabama black snake

what is that????? she's so cute.. why

i just watched "the other boleyn girl" and i gotta say that she was really pretty there, even beat scarlett jo.

looks like a gay john lennon wearing elton johns glasses. funny how his pants are tighter than hers...

It's a woMAN babe!

@ 48. Matso, how many times must I tell you that there are D55 haters here and "they" have regular IDs and "uncertified bastard" ones to trash her since "they" can't do that with their regular ones? I can even tell you who the person is.

all i can say is what the fuck....

That is a disguise because he is really in the Israeli Mossad and can't be photographed for national security! Right?
Or she is filming a new Beatles' movie and this is just a scene! Close?

This guy is not attractive at all.

Ghey!

Maybe she took her role in Star Wars too serious, and had a thing for Chew Baca...now she's trying to replace him with this twinkie...face almost matches...

Most of you commentators are simply douchebags. Absolutely worthless fucking homophobic douchebags.

Dude,pass the bug spray & the blunts. Dude where's my car.... He's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys,she's a fag hag. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

He looks like a fag, walks like a fag, dresses like a fag, probably talks like a fag, but he's straight... okay, anyone want to buy a bridge that I'm selling...

it's the WAY he's holding the bag

How embarrassing. Those do look like girl jeans and why is he wearing a purse, he looks like those ridiculous homosexuals i see sometimes in the streets.

Beauty and The Beast

what a fag, disgusting beast.

Dude...don't get me wrong, N. Portman is on my list of fav. actresses, but umm damn, for someone with a Harvard Degree, babe, you need to think more often...i dont know if this is a upgrade or downgrade from Moby, who i thought was also way whack...whatever, happened to her other bf Nathan?...w/e makes her happy i guess...but seriously, check out them jeans, they're tighter than hers lol

so....Natalie's dating Cousin It now?

Is that picture reversed left-to-right? If it's not, then the bearded dude is wearing a woman's coat.

Men's coats button with the fabric laying left-over-right. Check out any men's blazer, suit jacket or overcoat and compare it to a woman's.

So, I say the freaky hippie is GAY.

He's so gorgeous, what's he doing with this vegan shoes saleswoman?

I understand about this douche bag, but what the fuck is wrong with a pea coat?

Couldn't they just be friends? Like, gay friends? She's the most beautiful woman in Hollyweird right now, IMO.

What about the hoop earrings and bangle bracelets???

@57, no you don't know who I am. I just hate that know it all slut ass whore d55.