Audrina Patridge Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 around evening with martini & women in hand

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What the fuck happened to her face in the first pic?1
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Why can't her eyeballs look straight ahead?
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I have to admit.... Her body is hott.
But her eyes are creepy!
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Is she always looking up because she has two lazy eyes? Or are they fixed like that from giving so many BJ's?
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photoshoped to an inch of her life....wtf? it does not even look like her
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holy photoshop batman.
as for eyes, christ, even in that last pic, with sunglasses on you still get the distincet sense she's looking up into the sky.
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pic 4 is the only picture where her face looks good and normal.
Her eyes are looking up as usual, but it looks as though she is looking up intentionally and the look matches the pose unlike her other pictures where it looks like she's looking up but trying to look down but failing to do so and looking retarded.
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I like pic number 6, where she has a little wrinkle of skin near her pussy. Photoshop or no photoshop, Audrina is smoking hot. I want to lick every single inch of her. She wouldn't even have to touch me. I would get off just eating her out.
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If she wasn't wearing undies in that last pic I would print it out and tape it to the inside of The Jerk Book, a plain spiral binder that contains over 200 pages of nothing but the hottest porno and nude pics ever, which I hide in my backpack and take the bathroom with me when everyone is sleeping. Oh man, oh man, Audrina must be one fucking smooth ass ride of a fuck. I bet being inside of her feels like sliding your feet into a pair of cashmere-lined shoes.
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I wonder if she steps in a lot of dog shit...
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I don't understand the photoshopping to the extreme. She has a naturally nice body that would look hot without all the crazy photoshop.
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Fucked up face: yes, but a fuckin knockout body!1! Damn!!1
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hmm...almost a little too skinny for me
I'd be afraid I'd hurt her bent over like that
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what's she looking at?
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I'm sitting here at work getting horny looking at this. This slut looks hot here. What a sweet little bod.
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i'd tap it on her forehead. disturbingly long torso, the spray on tan is semi-appealing, the python print suit segments her body very strangely, that leg wrinkle by her crotch on 6 gets me erect. i've done worse tho.
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Her torso is so long
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I don't think you people understand "photoshopping." At most, the lighting is photoshopped.
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Anybody who calls her hot is calling Paris Hilton hot cause they both have the same body.
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what the fuck is wrong with this bitch? oh my god; I just really want to punch her in the face...how fucking stupid do you have to be not to be able to look into the camera directly? this bitch is so stupid; it is unbelivable.
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Hey d55, she's looking at the birdie...you know how photographers move around a birdie on top of the camera for the kids? well that's what they're doing...well sounds like a good explanation.
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I just came. Twice.
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i would repeatedly tounge her muffin
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21,
hahaha
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HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO LOOK AT A CAMERA!!!!!!!! How!?!??!? Goddamn this bitch must be stupid!!!!
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stunning!
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She looked better in those amateur shots.
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i want those shoes in the first pic.
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YES YES YES
SO HOT
WANT TO LICK HER ASS
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For some reason I don't find these pics to be sexy, I should but I don't???
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Photoshop hall of famer.
Her body is nothing special.
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She always looks so fucking lost. And here particularly, she looks tripped out on vicodin with no idea where the hell she is or why someone is taking pictures of her scantily clad, orange-glo body. Nevermind that, her upper lip is completely lost from so much Hollywood DS-ing.
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I'm just not feeling it. The inability to look at the camera is the least of my problem with her eyes. She's actually probably been told to look up because it makes the eyes look larger. But nothing's going to save that face. Like a doll with a weird, hinged, moveable mouth. Gonna get jowly, this one.
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The easiest way to figure out a chick is truely hot is to hear other chicks & fags talk about her. If they all trash her odds are she's smoking. Seems to me here that that is what is going on. Verdict = hot.
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Has she got an eating disorder? Check pic. 9
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Nice body but her face always appears to be melting. She always looks dopey. i Just wanna smack some sense into her.
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Haha. All hawt, again expect for the eyes.
There really must be a medical name for her condition.
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It's not her eyes that's retarded, her face is retarded. Somehow, the skin on her face didn't grow at the same rate as her skull. It looks as if her eye sockets can support those golf balls of hers, but there is not enough skin around her eye (kinda like a half-circumcised schlong), therefore, the whites on the bottom of her eyes will always show, giving off the effect that the bitch is always looking up. I think i just have all the dedicated nip/tuck folks a new procedure. Bottom eyelid implants.
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long time no see, Bastards.
as for this broad, the neck down is something to envy, the neck up makes me feel a lot better about myself.
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PIC 3 is sooo creepy!
her body looks awful in pic 3!
in the other pics her body looks mighty fine!
i won't comment on the eyes because i see you bastards have it covered!
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No 35, some people are naturally thin.
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Man, I'm looking at these pics again. She does have a long ass torso. Shit is weird.
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damn! she got some sexy vampire eyes that reminds me of a new movie making from rose city of oregon... hot body, god! that knocked that shit outta me, ow!!!!!!!
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