Oh boy... nothing good can come about from this...

oh, jesus...I....feel...lightheade...(thump)...

not sexy....looks ugly to me

Speechless.

I am officially requesting a "negative star" function, because 1 star doesn't even come fucking close.

*Tumbleweed passes by*

/wind howls in the distance

Ok, this is a joke blotd post, right?

this is clearly a wind-up! isn't it?

You look like a rhinoceros. No redeeming qualities, whatsoever

Hope she's down for some cream with her coffee!

I have a feeling that someone else entered her into the BLOTD...

This has to be a joke. Someone's trying to get back at this broad.

I knew this was going to be a diseaster as soon as I saw the Georgi. Damn girl, why don't you just drink some rubbing alcohol...It tastes better.
Where to start...I see you got the red headed Polish hooker you hired for the night so drunk she can't even make it to the room...Nice....Waste a perfectly nice hooker just for your own amusement.
Your girlfriend on page 3....Wow Jody Watley is alive and well, and apparently the hieght of a circus midget.
Page 4....Please just push her of the balcony already. You know she only there for the rubbing alcohol.
Page 5....Hmmmm, Jodey Watley again and your nearly opaque white friend. Glad you could include her....Or at least what we can make out of her.
Page 6...What can be said......"CHILDREN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!"

ps...You're not a bad looking girl, but you are an easy target.

Look! It's King Biscuit in a dress! (J/K)

All kidding aside... I call tranny on this one... No bikini shot means that she probably has Junk.

Choco flavored friend in pic 5 and 6 should turn in some pictures though... OW!

R-S ~ Easy target, I'll say... You couldn't miss her with a tranquilizer dart if you were a half click away....

Set this one out to pasture...

Holy shit she better be great in the sack, I would imagine a lot of slapping noises.

Not Cool... Not cool at all #15

What. So you are saying you don't like my dress DonkeyCock? That's cold.

Is that a black eye in pics 4 and 5, she must have been talking when she should have been listening.

(I do not condone violence against women)

The fact that she's large doesn't bug me (she's probably skinnier than half the people criticizing her) but her personality is shitty and makes her look even uglier. It does seem like a joke.

holy shit...SCARY!!!

I think this one is fake.

I like Amelias' spirit. She sounds like she might be good for a laugh, confident and doesn't take herself too seriously.

LMAO King...

kb & Mr.P - I was just joking with that... kb would look a helluva lot better in a dress than this dude...

I do think we do have a potential BLOTD in the tiny Hershey's Kiss Flavored friend of hers... Mmmmmmm.

This dude is HUGE!!

i didn't even vote this time.
yea...

"Doesn't matter cuz I'm the hottest one ever!!!!!"
excuse me while I pick myself up from the floor, hahahahahahaha, omg, you're HILARIOUS, *

There are going to be haters but, I'm not one of them.
You're not a knock-out beauty but, everything else is smokin' !!

Ooh Emily, that just SO cold! Heh.
Just one reason you're my fave blotd eva.

^^^ Can't embed the video :(

Chris Rock - "I love big black women!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F43JU0N5DM

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!

Don't worry DC, I know you were joking!

yeah, you get a big fat 1. way to suck

Let's just say...I wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley at night....
King? I like your dress. Who knew you had all that cleavage. Props for keeping it humurous.

I knew you were joking too, Donkey... I'm just a big overprotective of the King.

This is a joke, right? No one can be this stupid! Also no one can be so ugly and possibly think people are jealous of them.

Well, Amelia....you're confident! And that's a good thing because you're going to need that confidence when you read all of these responses later.

just DISGUSTING!

looks like hulk.

Isn't it a little late for April's fool?
just thinking out loud.

Nice juggs big girl,It looks like you like rubbin up on the ladies. Lets all get naked in a blow-up kiddie pool throw in a gallon or 2 of wesson oil & see who squirts out first.

is this shit real? i mean, does this bitch own a mirror? should i even bother with this one?

Thank you Mr Schlichting. :)

Thanks Pinchy! :D

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kind of looks like female HULK in pic 3

haha only 46 would say that. I'm not going to say anymore about this disappointing blotd.

A worthy series, but only for the hot friends. It looks like a storyboard where a bunch of hot chicks go on a safari and get attacked by an elephant.

You're fat, ugly and disgusting...

She looks like Ving Rhames in "Holiday Heart". Her friend on page 3 can get it.

at 47, haha that what i said lol kinda like a she-hulk

Sorry but you look like you've been smacked in the bollocks, which makes you a Fella!

I'm abstaining from voting because "1 Star" isn't any where near low enough.

Can somebody give a link to the new Audrina naked pics???

I want to puke.

its not even that she's THAT fat. just kinda outta proportion. I doubt she could lose weight if she tried. She's just big.

She's confident. give her that. I doubt ya'lls comments are going to dent her self-esteem. But you can have a good time trying.

Would you like to be my body guard?

LOL
you look a little like shar jackson, k-fed ex wife,lol
i'm not going to comment about your looks, because you know you're fat
you probably have a great sense of humour, that's important

Why?

This must be fake, it's unbelievable.

Beyonce? All the time? Where, and what kind of drugs are they on?

Beyonce?

Beyonce?

Beyonce has a fat ass, you are just fat, really fat.

You may be a fox among the unemployed gang bangers in your hood, but everywhere else fat.

Beyonce?

At least the friend to the left in pic 5 is reasonably good looking. Other than that......yikes. Now how am I going to get this vision out of my head? Thanks. Thanks a lot.

She is beyond ugly. The only person who would think she might be attractive is Stevie Wonder. Her arm is bigger than a person's leg. She is a sub-species of human. Even if I knew I could bang Angelina Jolie if I had to first bang this beast, I would pass. She makes Roseanne look like a beauty. I am going to put this animal's pictures on my fridge because when I look at her, not only do I lose my appetite, I want to vomit.

How does a skanky whale like this make 2stars? That means some of you bastards must be giving her 3 or higher? At this point it's save to say star rankings are meaning less. I think the only viable measure of a woman is the BLOTW competition.

There's line between being comfortable with yourself... and being totally full of it. This bitch ate the line.

Maybe she can wear the Bastardly tank as a headband...

this must be a fake....
no one can think so highly of theirselves,specially looking like this!!
and as Hallery said,you are gonna need all of that self confidence of yours....hehehe

I've never heard a black girl say "all these skinny bitches don't got nothin on me"

AIN'T! IT'S AIN'T!

Busted!

Nice job on the Jody Watley reference #13
Looks a bit like the 3rd Williams sister.........all joking aside, I don't believe this is real.....which one of your friends did you piss off?

Instead of crushing some old poor grandpa's bones, she could make that $3,000,000 advertising clothes for baby elephants.

I would like to party with this girl. She looks like a lot of fun.

My first reaction was to scream and run.
(" . . . dont got nuthin . . ." suggests you're horrifically uneducated).

But then I noticed you at least use proper capitalization and (somewhat minimal) punctuation. OK, so maybe you're not stupid, but I'm wondering why you wanted to appear to be.

Looking objectively at your first picture, I wondered what you might look like at 5% body fat, instead of 35%. Potentially, you could be a very pretty girl.

As for the rest of your pictures (assuming there are some), two bottles isn't nearly enough to risk looking.

3*s for potential (whether you care to develop it or not)
-1* for being a boozer
-1* for pretending to be street-trash
-1* for thinking you're the hottest

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

april fools was 3 days ago.....

Why would she expose herself to this kind of treatment?

I don't understand.

Look!! It's a chocolate Michelin (wo)Man!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW

bitch please...sexiest of all BLODTS? you gotta be fu*cking delusional. I would give you zero stars if I could. what the hell are you so confident about? I see nothing good on you. and your stuck up cocky attitude is making your looks even worse.

by the looks of it,she is probably one of those loud bitches that gather in gangs on the buses and scream act silly and all that shit.Fuckin`hate it

Is this a true BLOTD?? Because there aint nobody in the whole wide world who would be jealous of this ghetto bitch and her weave! And she says that people tell her she looks like Beyonce?? Hahahaha. What an insult. Wow. Theres not one cute thing about you at all.

I'd rather stare straight into the sun then to look at these pics.

Honey, girls are looking at you, but they ain't jealous.

hey peeps...... atleast she's got attitude and confidence

that should rate close to 1 star

not my type though HUH pamela susan

Is that part of a campaign to turn perfectly straight men into gays? (not that there is anything wrong with that)

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

That is my sweaty muffins theme song, work it girl.

Quick , get that brown bag.......I said QUICK!!!

Isnt she that big mysterious monster from "Lost" ??

Ryan - I know you think about me every night before you go to sleep!!!
Don't tell your wife!!!

too "real" woman for my taste... and honey if you're gonna hate on the skinny bitches stay out of our wardrobe mmmkay? accept your size and buy something that ya know actually fits ( i.e. doesn't pull, stretch, or require wiggling to put on)... secondly modesty is a virtue -learn it... your conceit is nauseating..thats all

I am officially requesting a "negative star" function, because 1 star doesn't even come fucking close. (x1000)

ugly model,

there is something very wrong with that.

Bitch, please!!!!!

This is a joke, like # 12 said.

Even with beergoggles I would so totally NOT hit that.

But she looks like a lot of fun. A person to be made fun of!! hehe

I second # 38

Clearly a joke. There is no way those answers go with the girl in the pictures. I look forward to the BLOTW voting. Sad, sad week. * because u can't vote lower.

man how did i miss the BLOTD post?!?!?

wow LOL some of these comments are really harsh.....funny but harsh....

umm actually she's pretty, she got potential. i can see that she's somewhat tall. she just needs to lose the weight!

My comments from yesterday still stands: Jackson needs some new random bitches, he must be broke from pimping.

the slender babe in pic #3...just magnifies how big of an ugly beast you is...

I feel bad for her.

Beyonce? No. More like lil Kim. On crack.

whats this BLotD "hungry, hungry hippos" edition? their is no need to browse through these... come on! in pic 2 the you look twice the size of the girl beside you. not just your body either but your head also. wtf!?

haha, black people make me laugh.

EVE, GO DROWN IN A POOL, FAKE ASS BIOTCH, EVERYONE HATES YOUR GUTS, CUNT, I'M NOT REALLY IN AN ANGRY MOOD RIGHT NOW, SO I'LL LEAVE IT, FOR NOW.

oh please tell me this one's a joke...

What's Mike Tyson doing here?

@#106 Sebastian- After I slide my cock in your ass, I'd see if black people still make you laugh. Can I call you Bas?

Pamela take you meds babe, or are the valium too fattening,

They make me laugh too

B!tch looking flabby and sick like Larry Holmes.

This Chick should go on FLAVA FLAV!!!!!!!! Perfect canidate!!!

U-G-L-Y.

Umm... I'm speechless.

Beyonce? Someone forgot their meds.

Still, you obviously have 'confidence' so good luck.

hahaha now this brightened my day. Freaking hilarious.

wtf someone took my name and I been on here longer ^%&Y*&$
pic three girl looks better

I honestly don't think she's that bad at all.

Wow, you guys are really, really mean...she's not THAT bad!! I've seen worse BLOTD's, that's for sure! At least she's honest and doesn't look like a blonde skank (like the girl we just had this week for BLOTD!)

How did this fugly skank get 2 stars?

Agree with #121. Plus, this (wo)man needs to be in a brown (body) bag

@mah boi big meech

I wasn't being racist, just saying black people are funnier than white people. If a white person tried to pull this off it would be terrible.

in reference to #123, u know whats funny, and i think it was Chris Rock who said something like this...

for some reason Black Women who are overweight have a SHITLOAD more confidence than White Women who are over weight.

isnt that bit from Chris Rock talking about how shes squeezing like her huge feet into pumps like 4 sizes too small?

some shit like that and the whole point was something like...

she dont care what others think she looks like, she thinks she looks good and shes gonna have a good time?

Valium no...That's like 7 calories. Xanax is like a tic-tac...Only two calories. Take two and call your therapist in the morning.
I like Eve, so therefore your logic is false.
Tragic Hero....LMAO!!

I didn't know pills had calories....hmmm.

Shut your face, old baldy, baldy and midget sittin in a tree... I'll shoot your fkn faces off, both of you should go cut your fingers off so you can't type, then I won't have to read your constant bullshit anymore.

How did you know my pet name was old baldy baldy! You are like psychic.
Plus you're like a poet....Minus the rhyming part...Oh and the poetic part.

I vote for Lori. She should try resubmitting with clearer, classier pics.

@ "One Comment I Wish Would Shut Up For Good"
Ha ha! You can dish it out, but you can't take it, can you? I know who you're talking about! Don't worry. I am not planning a BLOTD revisit. I got four stars and a lot of nice comments (just not from you-which is good because I don't care about your opinion anyway. In fact, I would be creeped out if you did like me). I got EXACTLY what I wanted out of the deal and I am done now.

So, don't direct anymore of your stupid posts at me because I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you. How boring. I would always win and besides, it wouldn't be nice of me to take advantage of the mentally handicapped.

Go take your meds and crawl back into mommy's basement now.

My post was supposed to go on the weekly voting page so I am going to put it there now. I wouldn't want you know who to miss it.

Oh, ED, you witty mothereffer, you got no life, make fun of me on that blasted forum, along with Eve, Lokiman and KB. Pathetic. Very childish of ya'll.

Never have eff a mother...See your arguement is a Fallacy of consequent...because your statement draws a conclusion from premises that does not support that conclusion.
Oh, we are all a bit childish at times. Hey I just went from being old baldy baldy to childish....and they say Oil of Olay doesn't work.
Look Oksana Baiul...put on your skates and hit a guardrail. I know, I know you thought I was going to say triple Salchow.

@#123 My bad Bas lol.

OY F****N' VEI!!!!!

Nice sweater melons, but who's the hot Angela Bassett look-alike on page 3?

@#69 - That was stupid to the highest degree. Detective work is not your thing, keep your day job.

The name Sebastian makes me laugh.

#137, that's because it's similar to: Sebastardian. Also, Sebastian is often a cat's name.

shakira.....good answer!

@#138 - You were home schooled, weren't you?

Her comments would make Shakira and Beyonce really happy...methinks.
-10^5 stars...