CariDee English @ 1st Annual Fiercee Awards in NYC

CariDee English (born May 22, 1985[2] in Fargo, North Dakota) is an American fashion model of Norwegian ancestry. In December 2006 she won Cycle 7 of America's Next Top Model. Her prize was a $100,000 contract with CoverGirl Cosmetics, a modeling contract with Elite Models, and a six-page fashion editorial and cover for Seventeen magazine. She is the second ANTM winner from North Dakota, the other being Nicole Linkletter of Cycle 5. Wiki

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She looks..."mannish"...but I'd still hit it!

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:00am
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she looks ugly and plain and looked much better on tv.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:05am
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I wonder how much time and effort she put into her tattoo?

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:14am
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what in the world happened to her?...she looks like a drag queen here

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:22am
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What is your opinion about her eyes?

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:35am
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"America's Next Top Model?" This is seriously the seventh season? Damn, somehow I missed that last six top models taking the world by storm... Can this chick sue the show for their fraudulent name? They should change it to "America's Next Boring Reality TV Camera Whore."

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:40am
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Most Norwegians go south to get a tan in the Winter, I guess she forgot about that part of her ancestry!

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:45am
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ya seriously, man.

The show is there just so Tyra's head can stay big.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:45am
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hahaha, americas next top model is just the funnies thing!they always have some drama (a lesbo,someone that overcomes a great fear,the bitch of the show....) who needs soaps or the hills when you have such great story lines in AMNT??
and i totally agree, Caridee lookes a hell of a lot better in the past!

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 10:15am
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*ANTM?

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 10:16am
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Oh god, bad bad legs!

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 11:20am
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I like the dress, that's it

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 11:49am
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Her hair brings out the yellow in her teeth.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 12:11pm
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She is not very pretty. There's something "off" about her legs----she doesn't appear to have cankles, but they're just not very shapely. I see nothing sexy about this woman.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 2:52pm
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I don't care for her eye/eyebrow situation...it's like they droop down - also...her forehead takes up like half of her face.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:56pm
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Moe and the Avenging Fist of Mediocrity are correct
the show is like a big fat self-referential dildo tyra pleasures herself with at everyone else's expense
I mean christsakes i saw "Miss Jay" being interviewed on Entertainment Tonight (is that show even still on?) or some other shit.
People are pissed off at Kim K and Paris for being worthless
what the fuck has this dude ever done except be tyra's gay sycophantic toady. They should make little statues of that coat-tail rider, and hand them out to the biggest worthless ass-kissers in Hollywood.
though now that i think about it they might have to give one to everybody in the entertainment industry.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 4:58pm
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Exactly what Al said...for a "model" her legs are really fugly! They have very little shape, almost no knee, almost no ankles...weird.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:40pm
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Skanky Ho. Still give her one though...

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 2:19am
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