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"Yeah! Teenage slut of the year!"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 2:54am
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"Woo-hoo Disney pays a fat bonus for kickin' Nickelodeon ass on their own award show."

or

"Look Jamie-Lynn, no baby bump!"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 2:59am
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I can't help but think that pose would hurt. When I raise my arms above my head, the thumbs are on the inside.

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 3:53am
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"Yes! Free orange horse-sized dildo! I'll be frigging myself senseless tonight!!"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 5:37am
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Beat this, Daddy Cyrus!!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 5:45am
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"i'd like to thank my record producer's low sperm count, achy breaky heart, and satanic "nymphet" demons."

pic #1..."Super Hillbilly...AWAY!!!"

"i'm used to pearl slime, but not green slime...wait a minute, i can be the underaged mother or a redneck HULK...*miley greedily collects the green slime, with a turkey baster*"

"This award is dedicated to all my role models growing up! Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Jamie Lynn Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Pamela Anderson.

I hope I'm just like you...when I grow up."

"Clear deoderant FTW!!!!!!!!!!"

"Daddy special ordered some Catfish...WOOOOO!"

"I can bench press George Jones."

"I'm selling two handjobs...redeemable when I'm 18...bidding starts at 2 oxycontins."

"I'm proud to appear at Hick's Kid Choice Awards. Sueeeeey!!!!!"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 6:15am
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[Miley took her flying trapeze training seriously. And practised every chance she got.]

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 6:44am
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"when daddy takes me to the basement he put me in shackles, like this. hehehe! is he naughty?"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 7:32am
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I'm rich, biyatch!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 7:48am
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"Yay! Awards are better than a childhood!"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 9:01am
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she better save those huge sums of cash she is making now, cause in a couple of years she wont be pulling down that kind of major coin shes pullin' down now. You know how fickle the pre-teen/tween set is, her fans will be older, as will she, and some other young girl will have her 15-30 minutes. no biggie though, MC has made enough to last several lifetimes.

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 9:31am
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"Superman.....oOOOOhhhhhh!"

"This is how my daddy fists my mommy...yes, her cooch is that wide"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 9:45am
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smells like teen spirit

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 10:33am
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Yesss I FINALLY got my first period!!!!!!!!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 10:35am
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'I did it all for Jeebus... I mean the money! I did it all for the money!'

'All the whoring Lindsey does and look at her, she ain't got no orange contraption. I'm the shit'

'Next stop, BFF with Paris, crotch shots and boobie implants'

'My daddy stretches me on a medieval stretching thing, look at long my arms are!'

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 10:43am
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"Yeah, Daddy said I could go on a date"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 10:59am
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haha...these are all pretty damn good!

mine for pic#1:

YESSSS!! I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT BRITNEY!!! SCORRRE!!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 11:03am
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"I'm selling two handjobs...redeemable when I'm 18...bidding starts at 2 oxycontins."

^^^Beautiful!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 12:23pm
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BOW DOWN! I AM THE QUEEN OF THE JAILBAITS!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 12:26pm
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Look at that! I'm filling out my shirt for once!

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 12:45pm
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"This is how I get two big shots of spermy conditioner for my hair!"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 12:57pm
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"Fuckin' A!!! Now I can let myself go and balloon to the size of a house!!!"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 2:58pm
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It's the Rhinestone Cowgirl - Superfriends "UP UP & Away!"

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 3:56pm
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just go masterbate to the miley and mandy show on youtube

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 4:00pm
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praise jebus

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 5:12pm
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I want to see more pictures of her other than this one, her dress looks pretty and I want to see how she did her hair...

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 5:23pm
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[Miley realises too late that somebody has switched her deodorant for spray starch.]

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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Thinking about it, maybe Miley went to Fallsview Casino?

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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...if she doesn't get to a restroom soon

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 11:26pm
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Richard-Schlichting... i really wish there was some way to determine who the "Yeah! Teenage slut of the year!" was.....

where's reality tv when you need it ????

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 11:31pm
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YEAH !!!!!!!!!
The batteries in my vibrator are fully charged

Sunday, March 30th, 2008 @ 11:39pm
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hey rockhard ! :)

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 12:13am
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YES, my "arse" got felt!!!!

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 11:58am
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thanks one commnet !!!!!!!! :)

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 1:28pm
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Ha ha. Nice one Glimmer.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 1:36pm
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Good Job Glimmer !!!

Now the question is how long does a charge last her

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 7:48pm
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Ninja you need your face smashed in an I can do it...asshole...

Sunday, April 13th, 2008 @ 8:59am
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