Your Favorite Celebrities Are Bald
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
I'm pretty sure we've posted some of these in the past, but it's always fun to look at our favorite celebs w/ no hair...right?
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Amazing how many of them look like Mr. Spock.
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this just creeps me out
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SJP actually looks better bald!!! no more flowing mane to emphasize the horse face.
Reese looks beyond scary.
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bald bitches RULE!!!!!!
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HILARIOUS...
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Tyra Banks look scary...without hair, her weird, very obviously fixed nose and ugly lips become more obvious
haha scarlett johanson looks like a pig especially with no hair...that butterfly tatoo with a tiny, hairy tail got me laughing
sarah jessica parker looks scary as hell with those ears exposed like that
sandra b looks like a butch dyke...she doesnt look femine anyways
the queen - lmao
paris hilton looks so funny, especially with those few pieces of hair still clinging onto her bald head lol
Kirsten D looks like an alien
who is that on top of page 9? lol
courtney cox with a comb-over on page 12 - funny lol
haha thats exactly how brad pitt would look right now if he hadnt made it big and worked 9 to 5 job everyday
they did a really shitty jon jolie's head...bottom pic on page 15
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They all look creepily similar to my DAD! (0-:)
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job*
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on*
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Just say no to Paris Hilton bald. Just say no Paris Hilton altogether.
Brad Pitt, or Eliot Spitzer...You decide.
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is the only one that looks good and feminine. If her and a bald Natalie Portman were giving me head at the same time it would look like I had the biggest, smoothest balls in the world.
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I think Sarah needs hair baldy.
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Oops meant badly.... :O)
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monica bellucci is still hot !!!!!!!!!
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Tyra, Beyonce and Angelina look the best. Reese, SJP, Paris, ScarJo look the worst.
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Tyra is lucky she has the hair she does(which is actually a weave, but that's cool) because without it, she's just a loud, annoying mannequin
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ha! check out page 4 second pic.
sarah jessica parker looks like a young Ghandi
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I'll never look at ScarJo the same again. Ya, SJP does have a Ghandi thing going on..I think I'll order Indian for supper.
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Good photoshop stuff...I need to brush up on mine...Hey you forgot to post Philips McCraken' picture with this bunch....Sorry Phil but I had to say that...
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What's up with wolverine? Hahahahahaha!
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slow news day?
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page 6 pink looks better bald,
that one on page 9 with the honey trickling down her face - was that a real pic? it sure looks real
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i'd always fuck scarlett.
and if she was bald, i'd actually have a chance.
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Tyra looks like an alien from Alien Nation.
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oh no brad pitt is balding.
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Pink can actually pull the bald look off.
Paris, though, looks ridiculous!
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i never realized how ugly jessica biel's face really is until now
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The picture of pitt is not photoshopped. He just forgot the toupee.
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Pink looks the best out of everyone, but that's Pink.. so no surprise. Christina A looks like Boy George, gross!
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Natalie Portman looks alright (and we've seen bald in V for Vendetta) and Monica Belluci actually still looks hot.
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*seen her
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Tyra and Beyonce are bald without their wigs.
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everyone looks uglier than shit....omg that's sick!
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I'll wax angelina jolie head anyday! damn still hoooottt
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ange is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot, always
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LMAO @ Hugh JAckman, he looks like the dude from Prodigy
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Noseferatu
Dunst and Laurie looks like Aliens
Pitt Looks like a politician.
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I'd only hit Beyonce or Jolie out of this set. It's actually surprising how sexy Jolie is even without hair, to be honest.
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They all look like aliens, creepy.
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This is great!
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Some of them has such pretty faces, that they can almost pull of the bald look, almost.
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Page 2; picture 3 is a good idea. Someone should tattoo a horse to their head and leave a little bunch of hair for the tail. I want to do this myself actually!
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They all look nasty! Eww!
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Bald Kirsten Dunst is a Billy Corgan lookalike
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Fugly.
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Natalie, Charlize & Angelina look the best among them all, proof that they really are beautiful no matter what. Scarlett loses all of hear appeal(as if there was). Sarah Michelle G. is so cute!
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if you haven't seen this v....well here... :)
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nifty work!
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