Paris Hilton Sucks Her Way To April, Maxim Germany Cover
Monday, March 24th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
How many times has she done the cover now?!
Paris Hilton's poor geography skills
Paris Hilton showed she was the quintessential dumb blonde when she answered a question regarding Africa. Paris was asked on March 22 Saturday about what she thought of South Africa, as she and her guitarist beau Benji Madden's band Good Charlotte, arrived in Johannesburg on tour.
According to The Sun, her reply was: "I love Africa in general South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries." The heiress will be travelling the globe with beau Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte as they start their tour. [One India]
i am actually impressed. she looks really hot in this shoot
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Hahahahahha! Africa the country!
Oh yea,and her "cleavage" is pathetic.
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i believe she said that thing about west africa and south africa on purpose. she just wants to appear dumb. that's how to complete the blonde look.
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their photoshopper sucks
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I think she got some ribs removed
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Hopefully one Afrikaner with an AK-47 will end our suffering!
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Even after photoshop she looks definitely plastic.
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I think the americans hate her more than in the rest of the world
she's dumb, rich and shallow but there are many people like that,
maybe in germany or britain they realise that she can't be taken seriously
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Too bad for her Maxim in German means slutty skank.
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do I spy cameltoe in the first pic? shitty low-res pic.
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Think they used enough touch up and cover for that nasty bitch
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ugly and old
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She's another one of those girls, who I'm not supposed to like, but I'd still bust in.
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"I love Africa in general South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries."
oh
my
god...
what is even more disturbing is that i think she meant to say the opposite of south, though, which is not west!!!
my god...
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She looks mighty hot here.
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WTF is wrong with Maxim PARIS HILTON?
I'm canceling my subscription thats sinking too a new low.. who's next? Tara Reid?
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might hell hot as i agreed from comment #16
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I liek her make-up. good work.
looks like germans do love her and will forever :D it`s what cover is saying.
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I'd pound the shit out of the bitch.
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