Bastardly Birthday: The Beautiful Nicole "Coco" Austin is 29!
Posted on Friday, March 21st, 2008 @ 5:29pm by Moelicious

When you look at her, she still looks like an innocent 18 year old with slightly enlarged body parts that God gifted her, but believe it or not, our favorite Coco celebrated her 29th birthday with husband/sugar daddy/pimp at her side. The big bash was held @ the ultra exclusive and pimped out Plumm nightclub in NYC.
And, since we know you bastards love Nicole & her voluptuous ass, we're going to link to one of our all-time favorite Coco posts: Coco vs Coralie Eichholtz/Robinson - Bastardly Ho Matchup! This was posted way back in March, 2006.
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"the beautiful nicole" man, u need to fucking get laid
haha, I think she's hot in a cartoonish kind of way
why a man would put a wedding ring on that is beyond me. if her mouth was wide open, you'd be forgiven for slipping your cock in, for the fact that she resembles a blow up doll.
She's really stubby & short, makes her thighs look like a cellulite fiest, she should starve herself, all though her nails would fall off, but, hey, that's why there are fake nails
2,
let's say she is hot...but beautiful? the word beautiful and this thing dont belong in the same sentence EVER
lmao, in the third picture that looks like "fail" printed on the ass of her dress. *geekgasms*
#5 agree, she's not beautiful, that fucking JAW!!!!
Yeah, she looks like she was the runner up in the World Fellatio Championships. I'd sex tape her though. Hot, but not beautiful. That's pushing it.
#8.. you mean you would tape you and her having sex, or you would tape her down???
well d55, I'd hit it, I bet she's a tigresse in bed.
i really thought it said the " beautiful" Nicole... but i guess not
My friend allways carries so called "rape tape" along with him
maybe beautiful is some kind of euphemism. if thats the case maybe it really means the "whorish" nicole or the "tart"...
well, maybe "the beautiful" title was some type of sarcasm...cuz the caption on the first page about her being 100% natural has got to be
Fucking that chick would be like getting a license for a burnt cock.
d55
you got it
its sarcasm
anyways she makes my penis shrivel up and die
hahaha and she certainly still looks like an innocent 18 year old
you just know there is a "beautiful" gaping cameltoe under that dress...
dayum this chick is fucking hot!!!
whoops wrong post > thought i was still on the Britney post
eeew this chick is fucking nasty!
pass...next
That bitch is so nasty. In a crack-whore kind of way nasty.
dude....i thought she was in her 40's....i'm not joking!
oh god...fishnets on those thighs...*puke*
she loks like a ham
weee easter ham!!!! =D yay
maybe she looks like something to fuck, but she is not that beauty....
she is a HOT woman,and i shall add her to my list
Wait, wait, wait. You are all missing the point:
29!?
ok, just like bangs are back, fishnets are back, as well!!
DON'T HATE, YOU BASTAAADS!!
She does look extremely sexy ...but I think that trying to screw this chick....is like trying to screw the New York Subway...
i've seen worse.
i always thought she was somewhere in her late 30s though.
That ass is the business!!
Okay 29 going on 40. Yeah she has more miles than a third world country rent-a-car. I don't mind her curves but she dresses really bad - its one thing to promote her curves but she is more cheep and trashy. Also no offense to ICE T, but she is just using the brother for PR. Cmon ICE are you that whipped.
she would be pretty if she was less fake.
that being said, I could rock that dress so much better! I have the booty and boobs, and they're real..plus it'd be less trashy on a brunette. it would actually be hot, in a European-club-scene sort of way. which is perfect, considering that's exactly where I'd wear it.
She is such a SLUT
BITCH don't hate it's all her husband
I WONDER WHERE HE PUTS HIS BALLS,WHEN ICE T HITS THE ASS
How many times has she turned 29?
obviously oblivious and ostentatious overexposed otter! outwardly okay, over all overly overplayed overkill
lol I don't even know if that makes any sense
Nasty.
i'd hit it,das' some gangsta ass
nasty hot slut!
i like her in a cartoonish way, but bit nasty slut
What a natural and ravishing beauty. Holy shit. My god. I'm flabbergasted.
Coco is wayyy to thick, IMO. Her legs are like sausages.
Now, that Emma B. is 100% better in all way.
Doesn't do anything for me. But then, she doesn't have to.
Ice T is fucking a tranny.
Every Girl Has A Camel Toe!!...She Just Promotes Hers Better, Thats All..I'D ride that Camel Till It Bucked Me Off...
i hav 2 give CoCo masive credit she puts up wit so much shit from her hubby ICE-T my god has anyone seen the pics of him trying to eat her tit in front oh a live audience My GOD i think she pretty look at her eyes
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