Bastardly Verdict: Is Kelly Clarkson a Fatass or Not?
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Yesterday we posted something which we thought was completely obvious, but there were some disputes in the comments.
Crockett (Uncertified Bastard)
This crack me up! Only in America do people want their women to look like stick thin 12 year old boys! She is a good looking lady with nice curves, they should be appreciated.
Can we please settle this once & for all?












she is a lil pig for sure
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No, she's not.
end of debate.
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I'd let her plant her little chubby thighs around my face while I tongue her tuna hole.
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She is overweight. Period.
Whether she should get thin is a completely different question. She's a singer, not a model, so it should be about her voice. As long as she's comfortable being this weight, let her.
Personally, if I'd weight that much, I would try to loose it.
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Arms dents = chubster. That said, I like a slightly meaty woman. I'd love to punish Ugly Betty in her ugly place.
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Yea she could lose a few pounds but shes still is a cute girl. Maybe shes stressed about not being the most famous Idol winner anymore. Lol
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I like curves too, but I agree with KP. If your arms have dimples in them, you're eating too many calories, and the wrong kind.
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I think she is a little overweight, and would probably look better if she lost a few.
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I like that link you posted about her going commando and getting photographed! Problem is we won't see her pussy if is covered by her chubbiness and she doesn't have the confidence to wear a skirt or dress! Hmmmmmmm
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Did somebody say chubby pussy? I am SO there!
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she's not fat, but chubby as fuck. those pants are about to burst. and her arms are huge, not in the good way either, why is everybody being so easy on her? If she were Armenian this post would have 50+ comments with everybody would be ripping the the shit out of her
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Hey I likes me da chubby pussy! What's wrong wif dat, homez?
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Compared to most of the "ladies" that get featured on this site, Kelly is a heifer. However, when you realize that most of those chicks are either malnourished or spending a shitload of cash to stay so thin, Kelly just looks like a normal girl. If I saw her just walking down the street I'd probably think she was gorgeous, but because I see her in a different context, one where she's alongside models and beauty queens, she just seems average. She has an awesome voice though, and I respect her for wanting to take control of her own career. Remember when the industry was just about music and no one gave a fuck how fat you were?
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Hell no she aint fat. Thick? Yes. Fat? No. I'd smash without hesitation.
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@12.
We're being "easy" on her because she actually has talent and is a nice person and serves a purpose.
And yeah...those pants are a bit on the snug size....who cares? 90% of my pants are tight like that...because I like them like that.
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she's a bit chunky...I'm a bit chunky...I propose we help each other...ahem...shed some skin. Kelly, help me to help you help me...
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I still would.
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I'll bang her anyway...
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You guys CAN'T be serious!! She looks sooo sloppy and just too damn lazy to get herself into shape!! C'mon, Kelly, it's been wayyy too long now.
Time to make some serious changes on ya self, girl
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hey Pam, there's some pics of Karen Carpenter over....there.
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Well, Caitie, in my opinion Kelly is just as bad of a role model as those skinny minnies. I mean, many have said they wanna throw up their dinner and the reason why they're bulimic is because of pictures of Kelly!! They don't wanna end up looking like her!!
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Still do her in a heart beat. She also likes to party so that makes her doublely doable. Just 'cause she ain't 85 pounds with a shrill voice doesn't mean you should be hatin'.
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Most smashable chicks from American Idol: Camile Velasco (personal fav), Jasmine Trias, Ramiele Malubay (Love my Filipinas),Katherine McPhee, Carrie Underwood and Fantasia Barrino... SIKE!!!
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Not.
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Shes got a fat ass. Id rape her
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Being on the road all the time cant of helped her figure, but I think shes the type of girl to suit being slightly thicker. She is hot, id bang her without a second though, god check out youtube there are several posts just worshipping kelly's thick round ass!
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