Miranda Kerr Plays Twister & Shows Off Her Juicy Flexibility!
Monday, March 17th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Snapped @ Victoria’s Secret pool party called “Rally at the Raleigh” in Miama, Florida
This is so fucked up. My spring breaks never had Victoria's Secret models in attendance, damn it!!
And, DAAAMNN YOU TO HELL, ORLANDO BLOOM!!
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Miranda Kerr @ Sass & Bide Fashion Show in Sydney
- The Victoria's Secret Hottie Train Stops @ The Fontainebleau Resort
- Victoria's Secret Bikini Hotness Overload in Miami Beach!! Ow!
- Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr & Paris Hilton: Bastardly Lesbian Fantasy Matchup
- Miranda Kerr: 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Runway
She's like a poseable action figure, bending all kinds of unnatural ways. You don't even need a piece of stationary furniture to get the freak on. I'm a dirty bastard, and I approve this post.
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Curse you Bloom. With you're awful, wooden performances and your bendy model girlfriend.
Curse you.
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her dress is very cute
orlando deserves better...me, lol
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so jealous
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A vivid example of why life is unfair.
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How can somebody not love her?
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Great, I'm also very flexible, so could make wonderful pretzels together...
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Pg. 7 kinda reminds me of the liquidator for Terminator. Other than that, BONER!
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She looks cute in these shots.
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she looks really good in these pix...great body...and her face looks very cute on page 6
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damn she's hot and she bends in an unorthodox manner, sounds like a keeper to me
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still not a fan of her sometimes weird/plain face. But damn whatta body...
Great pics all around.
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I honestly think this is the best she has ever looked in candids
she has a nice tan
I love the outfit
nice hair
and she is so sweet and gorgeous, you can't dislike her.
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other girl on page 4 should turn around so we can see her face. lol. other than that i think miranda looks really hot in these set of photos. but she looks really young too. like a teenager. i love her dress. i want one.
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Too skinny, but oh so hot.
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I'd have to agree, xmf. Miranda usually looks like a young teen in her candids, but her she looks her age(and damn sexy). But you bastards left out Behati(in the yellow shirt) She looked just as great
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Awww she's so cute! I fucking LOVE Miranda! She's great. Owwww!!! MOAR!!
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too cute, beautiful girl
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So sweet and flexible! OW!
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she is sooooooo cuteeeee it kills me!!!!!!!
these pictures make me want to furiously want to jerk my peen
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And her skin looks so smooth it's painful...
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the guy on pic 2 is gonna fist himself senseless when he gets home...
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Meh.
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She has a hot, HOT body there's no denying there
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someone should fuck the hell out of her when she was inverted... she needs an injection of love
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wow,i'd do her anytime anywhere.bloom is a fucking lucky bastard.
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kinda late to correct but i meant on page 8* haha
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Damn you, Orlando Boom. Damn you.
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