Bastardly Lady of the Day - Shanon
Friday, March 21st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Hi. I’m Canadian, 20 years old, my last name rhymes with dink. My nickname is bunny princess. Please pick me to be a bastardly babe. I wanna represent some Canadian beaver (just kidding...).
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I’m going to pick Rachel McAdams to continue the "Canadians are hot" theme.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes. Love them. They are DD. I'm a natural blonde too. The ultimate Playboy Playmate dream.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No. I’m very religious and this is totally against my religion and morals. I bet some of my friends would though…
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No. They usually say I look like an angel or some bullshit like that. It never works. Unless they’re hot.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Yes I have tons but I don’t remember their names. I wanna give props to the dude though. More guys should do it too.
What makes you Bastardly?
I’m bastardlicious. Enough said.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to bastardly.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!











alright, nothing like yesterday's.
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btw, what the hell is happening in pic 6?
sleeping dude and bulging eyes? wtf
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The average playboy playmate bmi is 18. Whats yours? like 24? Delusional.
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I would do you.
I would destroy it.
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The cellulite shot on page 2 is a nice touch.
You're far too heavy to be a playmate, honey.
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You're fat. And conceited. That's one bad combination.
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Hey, Molly, you promised me to do a BLotD if I would do it. :)
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Why is she BLOTD??? She is NOTHING SPECIAL...
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Multiple point deductions for not understanding that having morals and being bastardly are mutually exclusive.
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Couldn't even get through all the boring pics...Not 2 mention, none of her friends in the pics are cute either.
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Agree. BORING
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BORING!!!!!
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shes really pretty
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ana - WHAT'S SO PRETTY? - I think you mean AVERAGE
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DD??? I don't know...if those are DD's, my pecker is 15" long.
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Cute.
You look fresh-faced, friendly and pretty in the last picture.
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Ehhhhh... you are a little heavy and your face is pretty average. I'm also not sure if I believe that those are DD.
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Hey merry i think her face is pretty u dont think so?
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Umm why would a chick who has "high moral values" beg to be on bastardly lady of the day... I agree with #9 on that...
Playboy bunny I don't think so... more like easter bunny....
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The ultimate Playboy Playmate dream? At least you have a sense of humor!
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Annoying slag. Your questionnaire has greatly annoyed me.
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haha and how many beers have those guys had when they say you look like an angel? lol
honestly this is the type of girl you take along to the bar when you want to meet guys but want just someone to talk to while you're on the way there... zero competition!
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ANA
I don't think she's ugly. I think that with the makeup, she's average. Although I couldn't force myself 2look through ALL THESE PICS, she was really below average for the most part.
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@ 21. Yes, me too. When I posted my first comment I hadn't read "No. I’m very religious and this is totally against my religion and morals. I bet some of my friends would though…" yet.
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Why does she get 3 stars?? With such negative comments??
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IT SAYS AND I QUOTE !!!!!!!!!!!
"No. I’m very religious and this is totally against my religion and morals. I bet some of my friends would though…" - WTF - u seem to be drinking in EVERY picture - what r u - Southern Baptist. Lying sack of crap. U know damn good and well you'd sleep with an old dude for 3mil. Moe, take this crap down - bend the rules a little and remove this BLOTD.
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Someone is full of themselves because their friends are uglier. It's easy to feel pretty when you demand uglier company to preside over. I bet you can't handle being around real women. Are you a Canadian Paris-Hilton-wannabe? Or is there a Canunck-equivalent? You sound like an idiot in every answer.
DD? Playmates? No wonder you are delusional, you even claim you're religious. lol I know your type. You'll be whoring it up for less than money soon enough to add to your drinking, smoking, cybersex, and recreational weed smoking. You probably dyke it out with your duff friends to keep "virgin", between BJs and HJs for your guy buddies looking for an easy release. I bet you are afraid to give it up because that's all you got going for you, and if you suck at it, you got nothing to offer.
You can't hide your chubby arms and legs from everyone. With a mind and attitude like yours, you should only get fatter. Enjoy the cockteasing while you can.
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It's an average of the voting so far maybe Pamela?
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Because thats why her pics up there - 2 B DISPLAYED AND JUDGED...bet you are her friend LMAO!!!!
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Girls like you turn out to be good house wives.
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MY RESPONSE WENT 2 #25 "PAMELA"
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NO
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Why do you say that, merry?
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cute. not pretty. but cute.
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Nothing else I could think 2 say. This B**** "BLOTD" has bored me 2 tears. LOL
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She's from Canada guys, they drink religiously there...literally there's nothing else to do there.
Hence the beer fat.
Even with the (supposed) DD's your just average.
Wouldn't try to hit on you until about an hour before closing time.
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#36
There's alot of Beautiful women in Canada - she's just not 1 of them... LOL
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No, why do you bet I'm her friend?
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Wow, one friend from each ethnic group - Look to the Cookie!
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And you're NOT a natural blonde either - The very first photo proves that
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definitely wouldn't call her a playmate fantasy...stupid answers
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You said - "with such negative comments" like you were surprised.
Thought mb U thought she would get 5stars across the board if she WAS your friend.
This is BASTARDLY - get with it
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So damn average. And quit lying you aren't religious and submitting pics on bastardly at the same time. Stupid and plain. You've got nothing going for u.
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merry you're annoying
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u love it
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00 - fuck the number, 1 star from me get a personailty and a life
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Cute...especially in the last pic and I don't think you're fat.
Heineken? If you're from Canada, shouldn't you be drinking Moosehead or Molson? Then again, I'm an American and I really don't drink American beer, so drink whatever you like.
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You have DD tits because you are a fucking fat ass pig you cunt. Also, I had no idea Canada had black people in it.
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This is such a let down from yesterday.... She's really nothing to look at and the comments are hilarious.... I have to agree for a "religious girl" she sure does drink a lot.... Bet she'd take it in the ass from an 80 year old for 3 mil. She gets one star cause she does have a decent rack.
And thats the bottom line........
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playboy playmate dream? you have a busted face then again playboy has gone downhill...and those DD's you are showing off...they are saggy and look nasty
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I didnt know religious ppl didnt drink. I thought that the only religion with a ban on alchol was islam.
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oh, fuck Canada simply cuz my ex is one haha
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cuz my ex is one canadian* bastard*
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oh god page 5...lol...pathetic
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she's probably from Ontario...everybody knows hot women are from Québec :P....no stars from me...
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hahahahahaha on the 1st pic with the bear and all she looks like trailer trash haha like in that Canadian show: Trailer Park Boys or somethin like that
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I think your pictures could be a lot better if they only focused on you and your body. By the way I think you have a very beautiful face and smile and I love your curves. Since I am a true Bastard you have a great rack that you seem to hide in all of the pics. iI you have the courage to take some better pictures and get rid of the friends you would totally rock. I am very impressed!
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Maybe she is DD. Is there some US to Canadian conversion rate we aren't considering?
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I Agree with Cherrypie22 #55.
I bet she's specifically from Toronto. Toronto is the worst "Big" city in North America. People there can't dress for shit. The clubs are boriiiiiiiiiiiing but the people think it's popping. The Strip Club are boriiiiiiiiiiiing as well too. You wanna hit some awesome clubs and strip clubs? Montreal is the fucking spot.
Damla, I'm from Montreal, so there go my chances with you huh? lol
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Obese and ugly
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#49 STONECOLD U R HILARIOUS!!!!
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I'd hit though :)
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CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN HOW SOMEONE CAN BE CUTE BUT NOT PRETTY.
JUST LIKE SOME SAY A GIRL CAN BE SEXY BUT NOT FINE......
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Screw this chick... She needs to turn in pictures of her Chicken Tikka Masala friend! That chick deserves a spread... Make it happen Jackson!
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Douche, you seem to like just about anyone!
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She's not ugly, but compared to other blotds, she's not exactly gorgeous. Just a regular girl trying to get an ego boost.
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65,
you can keep your virtual bf...no need to get jealous...
yeah douchebaggery, we are not meant to be haha...i'll say one thing though...unline americans, canadians are very down to earth, friendly and not snobs
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unlike*
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LMAO! No Pam, I don't. But I'm losing some of my edge. I can't be malicious with these girls anymore. I think I'm gonna change my screen name to, Sweet Guy. LOL!
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Odd, one of my friends is a D-cup and she's about twice as big as you. Is this a metric-system thing?
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Douche Nicery perhaps?
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d55.. don't get so angry... I wasn't talking about you I was talking about he wanting to "hit" this BLotD
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"My nickname is bunny princess."
what r u 5? i bet u make people call u that cuz u seem to wanna be a bunny girl so bad...
her friends: hey shannon, wanna hang out tonight?...shannon? hello?
shanno: *ignoring*
friends: hellllo shannon?
shannon: *ignoring*
friends: bunny princess!
shannon: oh hi guys!!!
haha
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72,
haha i am not angry...i was just assuring you but clearly, it was not necessary
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*him*
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I would, but WOULD NOT tell a soul
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I'm from Toronto and I DO know how to dress.
Meanie!
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Check the 1st pic... there are black fingers on her chest slut let's her friend grab her
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See Pamela, not so great now is she?
"Religous Whore"
Now, do ya understand y so MANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS???
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I love blonde girl, but I don't find you attractive
your face is average
I don't like your body
lose some weight
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girls
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LMAO! My bad Jay, I should have specified. In general, girls dress well there. In general, dudes dress like shit there, and I mean LIKE SHIT!
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*religious*
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NICE!!!! the girl next door TYPE!!! natural blonde, religious, make-up not cake on, or whatever ypou're my PICK FOR THE WEEK.........even though it's only FRI!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 STARS.... and HEY-oooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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Thanks Douche :)
Now I won't have to kick your ass. And agreed about the guys not knowing how to dress thing. it's quite tragic, really.
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Ahhh, religious and Bastardly. Hope that works out.
Cute, and busty. That works better.
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Pam, you first! I just got my wisdom teeth out, I can't do any photoshoots with a fat face.
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lol yeah Jay, I go to Ryerson and it was a cultural shock for me when I first got to Toronto. Dudes have NO FASHION SENSE whatsoever... Then again it's good for me.
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Fat, drunken fundy whore
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ultimate playboy playmate dream??? ... I am not even going to say anything
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What program are you in, if you don't mind me asking? Also, for the record, you can't judge us based on what the 'downtown guys' dress like. All us uptown folk are relatively stylin'.
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We could all have Double D's if we were obese..
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God dammit your fat. your arms are fat, your face is fat, your legs are fat, you have cellulite which is just eewwww and to top it off you just so fucking ugly!!!!!!!!!!
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ok, everyone, stop calling her obese!! Fat people have hearts too. or so I've heard. She will either end up severely anorexic or will shoot her face off if ya'll keep calling her that
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the bingo wing detector started beeping about pic #3...
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It's like everyone on this site is not happy with the women on here unless they're anorexic!!
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Pam - I don't think there is anything wrong with her body. I prefer women with curves or a couple of extra pounds. As long as she comfortable with her body, it's cool with me.
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ok, the only thing that i can say she dont fit into my type, the cheek bones are pronounced so you notice them...otherwise, i must say shes very pretty, and, like so many other Canadians ive seen while in Toronto, Quebec, Montreal and stops going to those places.
i think Canada's women are some of the most understated attractive women in the world.
the only place ive been where chicks were pretty much all hot was Detroit.
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As long as a woman carries her weight well curves are great.
I think it's so sexy and feminine.
I'm criticising other things - her face!!!!LMAO
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so, is it safe to say that Shanon has a drinking problem?
...or maybe she discovered alcohol just 2 months back?
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wtf .. her cheek bones are NOT pronounced
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@Douche Baggery, I'm happy to see I'm not the only Toronto hater here :P
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Istill think she's NICE!!!! cheek bones or not obese or not, fat or not, canadian or not, ugly or not........either way, IF she did photoshop or get pro pics.......WE(BASTARDS) would still be BITCHING!!!!!!
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Or maybe she'll see the comments and start to eat healthy and add a few years to her life...
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my spacebar didn't work....*I still*
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"PLAYMATE" here could have atleast- photoshopped the red dots out of her fuckin eyes
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I still think she's cute.
@114 Leanne, are you a former BLOTD?
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no comment
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@ #100- Jay
I'm in Business Administration. I'm almost done with my BBA and I'm either gonna do an MBA or Masters in Finance after this, but I will most likely do it in a different University (and maybe country). I need to explore more horizons.
What about you Jay?
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Cottage Cheese Thighs!!
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I did Animation at Seneca and lasted about a year before I decided it wasn't my thing.
I've got a bunch of friends in the Marketing program there and they all speak very highly of it. Also, pursuing a Masters in your field is probably a smart idea, just because of how competitive it is. So will you be done in April?
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So you have high morals and are very religious and wouldn't sleep with an old dude for three million but you'd sleep with a random guy who told you he thought you looked like an angel if u thought he was hot? Ya lost me there. I think youre friend on the far left on page seven has potential, tell her to submit.**
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That whole "Against my morals and religion" is THE biggest pile of shit. Ever. Compared to your answers, nay. And yer pics are lame. You're flabby.
Do-able, but after a blunt and 9 shots of vodka AND tequila. And 4 beers.
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Yes, I will. I might take a little break (by that I mean work lol) before persuing my Master though.
Btw, what's you nationality? You seem to be of European descent. I'd say that you're either Italian or Portuguese. Lol, I could be wayyyyy off on that one :).
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Also, how old are you Jay?
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I'm Polish actually. The hair's naturally blonde but I dye it dark. And I'm 22. Anything else, Mr. Noseypants ? :P
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King buscuit, no Im not. Considering trying it though. I'm just putting together an account.
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Yes. Where would you like to go for our first date? Dinner? Drinks? Museum? Wherever you want. lol :P
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Art gallery followed by dinner at Richlees, and I'm yours for life :)
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Thanks Leanne, was just curious. Ah considering it eh?
Well, look at the archives and the comments and see how you go.
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She's absolutely beautiful.
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When are you available Jay? How about next Friday? loll :)
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As for the Playboy thing, some of you might be surprised at the different body types that actually get picked. Not everybody wants to see the same thing all of the time.
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in agreement with JIU's comment at 122 it kinda baffled me too.
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Sadly I'll be back in Charlottetown, I just moved there a couple of months ago :( Only in T.O until Tuesday.
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Phil, it's because it doesn't make any sense. She's probably one of those 'religious' types that doesn't believe in sex before marriage but gives out blowjobs by the dozen.
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i can`t believe this slut has 3 stars like myself..ridiculous
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Awww, that sucks. You seem very interesting, on top of being very pretty.
I'm a "Wine and Diner", and I see that you like to be catered :)(classy, which I like). lol, oh well, what are you gonna do eh? :)
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Yeah, you're absolutely right. I forgot that my favorite thing about this website is watching everyone get criticized, down to the most gorgeous celebs. I'd rather karma not come back to hit me in a post.
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Wow, I have no idea why everyone's hating on this chick so much. Well, yeah, her answers make her come off as pretty annoying, but whatever, I'm only looking at her pictures, it's not like I'm going to be dating her anytime soon. A couple of things:
Drinking vs being very religious: What's the big deal? The two aren't really mutually exclusive, just ask every Catholic I've ever met in my life. She only made the religious reference with regard to sleeping with an old dude for money. Saying no to prostitution isn't exactly getting all holier than thou, is it?
Once again, the fat thing. I don't see it. She's not fat to me. She looks pretty good bodywise, although there's nothing too revealing to get a better idea. I'd say that maybe I just like fat chicks if it weren't for the fact that I find a really obviously fat girl as unattractive as the next guy. Guys find Kim Kardashians gross butt to be hot, and yet this girl is gross? Hmm.
Those don't look like DDs, but unless we see her in more revealing stuff, it's hard to tell. I have a friend who hates it when guys stare at her boobs, so she tends to wear things that cover her up in a way that make her look more like a DD, while in reality, she's waaaaay bigger than that. (She has two kids and already had a huuuuge rack before that, plus she's over 6' tall.)
Your face reminds me of that younger sister of Britney Spears on the first and last pictures, so that's a minus, culturally speaking. But objectively it doesn't matter, it's a very pretty face. It's weird that your face doesn't remind me of her at all in the rest of the pictures. I'm guessing that the range of time these pictures cover is several years?
Anyways, I guess I'm being annoyingly unbastardly by being so complimentary, but I think she's really cute and natural, busty, which I like, and not overly made up, which is the deal killer for me (biggest pet peeve: stupid painted on eyebrows), so I give her a solid thumbs up.
Ok Shanon, so where are the naked pitures? Chop chop, we don't have all day.
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It's ok, Douchey...maybe it just wasn't meant to be. Sigh.
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yeah Jay, IDK, just seems odd shed fuck some random guy at a bar that she thinks is HOT cause he calls her an angel...so, yeah a one night stand with a dude just TRYING to fuck her and lays a line down is OK....but someone offering her 15 minutes for sex ISNT?
uh yeah...weird to me...
someone's morals seem a bit confused here....
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Leanne, you don't know that karma would do that. You could be one of the many that gets by relatively unscathed...
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Sometimes, all it takes is a trigger to realize that maybe things were meant to happen. lol!