Is this for fucking real?????

Nice jacket though.

http://phillipmccracken.blogspot.com/

Phillip puts out a rockin' weekly podcast. He's definitely one of our finest commenters. Kudos on your BTOTD selection.

You know all this time I swore Phil was like 27 year old Japanese guy with headphones permantly attached to his ears. I don't know why. Anyhoo, love the answers, you seem like a nice guy. Wouldn't date you though cuz you look to be in my dad's age range. Btw, were you falling asleep at the mic in pic 7?

Fucking hottie. I'd hit that so hard. I'm not being sarcastic.

Phil, sucks that your posting came on the same day as Audrina's pics...

It's the dude! Hey McCracken, cool to put a face to the name and the voice.
Good selection of pics and angles. Even a couple of 'formal attire' pics. Cool.
Kudos man.

That and I am awaiting the Pamela BLOTD...If she actually sent it in.
You're brave putting yourself out there Phil, but that is just the way you are....
Oh and sparks...That's what happens when you get into the music. You close your eyes and you sing your heart out.
I wonder what Meganclare looks like now.
I'm seriously considering sending in my own pictures.....More curiosity.

I'm confused.....what are the standards used to judge these men? If it's based on appearance, at least show us something that is attractive to a woman, like a toned bicep, some nice shoulders, a strong chest. As much as I enjoyed the halloween picture where you are dressed like the fed-ex blimp, I would much rather see some skin....This is bullshit.

Common Phil, no ass shots?

Common cbnagrl....to use your own words....ugly is a state of mind....
There are plenty of woman that would rather see a guy dressed up in a suit than naked....Think Roger Moore.
If you want to see man meat go back to jumping is useless.
I'm just messing with ya really....

Ha! Maybe the BDotD can work.

Wise answers and manly pics. Respect, dude. Respect. Way to put the other guy to shame. Classing it up ftw.

Someone also has contracted Audrina's "Can't-look-into-the Camera-itis."

^^^ agreed, where's the ass shot and the shirtless pic?
should've stuck with just the first pic as far as the face.
oh and I would lick the hell out of that bald head. lol

well you certainly dont look how ya sound,thats for damn sure.i imagined you being kinda italian looking and hot...oh well.

Agreed with Richard. I'd rather see a man looking all suave and debonair in a suit, and not greased up and shirtless.

Not bad, Phil. I liked your answers and you've got that whole teddy bear thing going on.

WTF is that?

Bastardly please don't post dudes. You will lose significant amount of traffic. :puke:

haha, my man. Definitely the better of the two BDOTD's.

Richard-whatever-your-name-is......I never said he was ugly and you are absolutly right about a man in a suit. However this guy is NO Richard Moore! A sharp dressed man is HOT but this is bastardly. My point is that the woman get ripped apart for not showing skin so lets have the same standards. And no worries, I wouldn't be here if I couldn't take it.

Richard Moore? Hey that's the old guy who lives down the street from me and is always trying to run me down with his electric scooter.

You're right, this guy is DEFINITELY not Richard Moore.

man, you aint no pussy and followed through by posting your pix......you truly dont care about what people think of you...i love that...i had already seen your pix so this is nothing new...you are one cool dude...and i hardly find people cool...so yes, go on and feel special haha

cool, good job Phil

Oh my fucking god.

I'd hit that.

HARD.

Twice on Sunday and I'd even wear the Veronica Mars outfit.

MMMm.....I need to....I'll be later.

Be...back...later.

I can't even type. Fuck.

How could you not like motorboating? I took a star away from you, just for that. ;-)

not my type, but certainly not ugly. you also resemble/remind me of my best friend of 12 years, who's pretty much my brother, so that puts a damper on things.

DUDE u rock........... i'd even do U for 3,000,000.00

that wasn't funny

HOT Phil - I like...

Back off ladies he's mine... Don't make me send in Loki...

no comment......

not my type
I admit that you look cute, like a teddy bear :)
but my type of is jumping is useless, shirtless, sexy, younger

Does this mean WE(CERTIFIED BASTARDS) don't get a BLOTD?

LMAO, yeah it sucks i got the same day as Audrina's tits, but, LOL some of the comments are funny...

for the record, yeah, im no virgin.

and, LOL Fed Ex Blimp...why do u think theres no shirtless pics here? ive got a big stomach.

as for the ass shots....i was gonna but figured since Bastardly Dude of The Day seemed like a skeptical Idea...didnt think sending in a picture of my ass was gonna help it out....

but man, i cant wait to read anything thats left like tomorrow when i get home from work...LOL

Damage: your lady of the day is Audrina Patridge.

ha

Phillip - Thanks for submitting your pics! Audrina's got nothing on you. At least you didn't get the same day as the 2008 SI models (like someone else did a while back)!

You're a brave man! 4 stars! :-)

although...i can see it now...LOL the days gonna end with page 1 being...

Whomever brings the links...
Topless Audrina Partridge...
Naked Adriana Lima in GQ...
and
ME.

LMAO....

Phil!! You look so like an educated man on that very first pic! And you have quite big hands...

Big Ron...Jeremy Bosco anyone? Come on you chicken shit. Why don't you certify yourself so we can see what you look like?
Girls do that to eachother do that all the time....But as men so let's see what you got.

@26 Just come out of the closet already, we all know you're gayer then Elton John...

Phillip Mc, I love you! I take back what I said about the blimp. I was trying to be bastardly, but maybe way, way down, deep inside I am actually nice. Shit!

Welcome to the club man and way to class it up. After this you and I should get a sitcom deal or at least a poorly conceived straight to DVD mismatched buddy comedy. LOL

Maybe the Audrina post will keep the wolves at Bay.

LOL why you taking it back, it was the best laugh i had all day!!!

im not fat by the way....im voluptuously muscular.

hahahahaha alright I am puttin' it back out there then.....maybe I can do this! If we beg will you send an ass shot? please? pretty please? with sugar on top???

LMAO @ 10. kudos to u phil. imagined u looking completely different though.
i might have 2 post some pics soon

Phil!!!!!!!!! I'll be honest, you're not exactly my type but then I don't really have a type and you're really cute, I like your answers and you look like one of the rappers from Cypress Hill (B-Real if I remember correctly, and boy I love CH), anyways ***** from me, again, sending in pics shows alot of confidence and confidence is sexy :)

I have this feeling that ALL the uncertified bastard comments are from the same douche bag... fucking loser...

hey, is that nail polish on page two?? or some strange sort of thumb nail fungus? curious, very curious

I think you are a good and very nice looking man, like you know how to treat a lady. If you were loaded, I'd hit it.

LOL its Nail polish. i used to wear black when i was playing in my band.

Jennyla, i love the honesty!

so nice to put a face to the name!!and i think ur kindda cute!!specially in the suit pic.

oh, and i have a thing for guys in suits...hehehe

seem like a cool ass mofo to me
now I feel kinda brave enough to post pics

^^ do it, do it :) agree with @52 B., it's nice to put a face to the name

wow there`s no stopping Miles

#55 leni

I will have to take some pictures, not big into pictures, my friend just asked me why i never have no pictures on my myspace. I am not big on looks cause eventually they fade so

yeah, i am pretty sure 56 is someone philip irritated...fucking pussies...respond with your original name if you are gonna talk shit, and stop posting under different names...you are all the same person; it's very obvious even though you dont think it is

Phil, Phil, Phil...u kinda remind me of Stone Cold Steve Austin!

I dig him...u seem cool!

What an ugly piece of shit. I'm embarrassed for you.

lol, Phil reminds people of many celebrities :)I agree with Honey, you do look like Steve Austin.

#58 ball of doom, agree, looks eventually fades but it's just nice to see faces of people you're talking to, I'm not saying you should do BDotD, but you could upload a small pic in your profile, no pressure tho :)

^ what is stuck up your ass? by real name, i mean your regular bastardly name...you clearly have been posting here for a while...oh by the way, I learned from your mother how to be a cocksmoker.

I had no idea you were big & bald. Big, bald men are so sexy! (Dominic Purcell & Arnold Vosloo. Mmm!) Your voice definitely fits the look. Love your podcast, BTW.

You have a nice face, but you'd be WAY better looking if you lost some weight.

mccracken going all GQ on us...

Holy shit you are a pedophile. your obsession with emma watson is freaky
fucking pedo

HAHAH I laughed out loud after seeing you in that fedex jacket hahaahahahaha
trying to look cool and all but fails

Love the jacket...your answers could have used a bit more work though.

gave you 4 out of 5...

not because you are pretty...because I'd seriously have to paper bag you before I'd go to town....but because Brett Favre is a saint...and anyone who throws that name around deserves and A in my books.

LOL u know, its funny, i love the comments...im trying to lose weight so yeah,. LOL its not like i didnt know i was chubby.

and i DO wear glasses all the time now, the fed ex and NON glasses ones are uh, 2 years old?

so i think in fact i might be thinner now, but prolly not.

nah i didnt play in a band 20 years ago. i was like 10.

funny, Bob Mould is bald isnt he? oh wait, so is Frank Black.

so, Husker Du and The Pixies are 2 bands that have no self respect? thats a REAL interesting comment and theory right there.

and yeah, i think it was Damla that said it, LOL some people just dont like me at all LMAO, hey thats cool. people can think what they want, dont bother me, plus it was really fun and entertaining to do it!!!!

Kim Deal was the real genius of that band huh? interesting...want to enlighten me on how many songs she actually wrote?

funny, Killdozer and Skrewdriver.... you wouldve been the dude sporting a Judas Priest shirt when they were big cause there "Metal" not realizing the lead singer has been "taking it in the dumper" his whole life....and your ripping on Bob Mould for "taking it in the dumper"

and if i want to listen to a real metal band, ill listen to Sabbath, Pantera or Slayer thank you....oh wait... i guess that Pantera and Slayer are also 2 bands with no self respect right? cause u know, Phil Anselmo never had a shaved head, and Kerry King isnt bald...

big ron go way.

you are an idiot, go eat shit, since that's what you do. again you can't make a guy feel like a little girl, it's a poop hole idiot, men don't have vagina's in case you didn't know. Ron you are the most retarded guy i have ever met, please die.

haha mckracken, i love you...
5 stars, easily! you're my first 5*-er, by the way

junglegirl is fucking hilarious.

73,
are you 12? whats up with that nickname? but if you wanna play it like that, your mom's the biggest whore that has ever existed...and you are the end result of a drunken, back-seat sex.

Go get em Rhonda hahahha

dude, does fedex pay you to wear that thing?! fucking hilarious shit.

Not what I expected to see for a guy with a screen name of "Phillip McCracken" but I give you a lot of credit for doing BDOTD.

There is no one in the world you want to motorboat? It's always good for a laugh for both parties.

Phillip, thank you for not posting an ass shot.

82. Justice (Uncertified Bastard)

You are short, fat and bald!!! And you have no fashion fashion sense! You also need contacts, tanning, work outs and that one knee surgery to make you an inch taller oh and a nose job, also a hair growth and a new wardrobe. Then you should submit your pics.
Also, I hate your short stubby fingers!

HAHAHAHAHHA I agree with everything but i will add more
you are short, fat, bald, ugly and a pedo!!!!

#87

"you are short, fat, bald, ugly and a pedo!!!!"

stop talking to yourself in the third person.

gosh, you're ugly, fat and desperately boring!

McCracken you rule, HARD! fuck the haters. now roll on BLoTD...

damn what a stud. bald and beautiful. that jacket on pg 2 is fuckin sweet!

LOL, is this for real? Surprising that he wouldn´t sleep with an old lady, I remember that he admitted that he would have sex with men when enough cash is offered. :s

94 -Rasheed. Of course, I remember him saying that. Maybe he really IS a faggot.

Oh yeah, maybe, that is so disgusting, he rather be with another man than a women even if she is old, at least she is woman. How disappointing.

There is no excuse for that i asked my boyfriend the same question and he said he rather shoot himself in the head.

Not my physical preference, but you definitely don't come off as in you're expecting to be considered attractive or as if looks are terribly important to you, which is really cool since most men seem to be the opposite. I liked your answers.

Phil is my homeboy.

I'd like to see some of you limp-dick motherfuckers submit your pics. C'mon boys....I fucking DARE you to.

notice the ones that talk shit are all new nicknames and nicknames that ive never seen on the bastardly...and i am sure one of the haters is pam posting under a fake name

notice the ones that talk shit are all uncertified* nicknames

d55, I had nothing to do with those comments. What is your problem?? You really do have issues. I would never say anything bad to Phil on his BDofD because I will be BLotD soon, and would not wan't him on my bad side, well any more than he is now. It's ok that you hate me, just don't go accusing me of these things.

I swear to God, I just bite the cheeks off of the shittalkers. Just...bite a huge chunk of their face off.

I just want to*

Ok no more Riesling for Caitie. Time for bed.

I do not know what idiot wrote that stuff about Phil, obviously someone very angry. C'mon, I would not do this!! That I swear. Honestly.

haha i dont have issues pam but i'ts only natural for me to assume that

Please, d55, don't be like my enemy. Remember when all was good between us? Those were some good times. Now it looks like the only thing you do is accusing me of disgusting behaviour, which I am innocent of. Please, I'm not all bad.

WOW, you are brave!

Why, thank you, Daenerys :) You will see my photos next week

see pam and i wanted you to have your pics the same week as me to see who got more votes head to head. oh well.

and man, nice to see some of the ladies on here defending me. especially Caitie since why do i get the feeling she fucking throws down and would kick anyones ass.

great an good guy :)

oh wow i always thought u were a redheaded guy u look cool though