Bastardly Lady of the Day - Joliet
Monday, March 17th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Hey. I'm Joliet, I'm 21, and I think I am the perfect candidate for be a BLOTD! I hope to be considered one of the better looking ladies, as well.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
The choices are endless...probably...Charlize Theron or Gabrielle Union.
Do you like your boobs?
Oh yes, they're magically delicious.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
My grandpa is only 58, and there are some HOT 58 y/o, so yeah! Plus, that's gas money, baby.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Umm...once I got Angelina Jolie, but I don't think I'm THAT hot .
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Hmmm...I didn't favor that emo bitch Isabellah.
What makes you Bastardly?
I simply love the site, check it everyday, love the ruthlessness of everyone, and I just think I'm a hot bastard.
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Now here's a BLOTD with her damn priorities straight. T & A, closeup. Thanks baby. I never got to your face, so I'll have to comment on that later.
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Hot nice pics and good answers, only Monday and already have a fav for the week...your right not angelina jolie but hot, I'd be your bastard any time anywhere
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page 3 with you wearing some hot lace boyshorts or something like that would've made that a pic for the ages, you need me for your lingerie consultant
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Never really got a good look at your face but you have set the standard for how I will judge all future ass shots. Well done.
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Jeez, this broad has set the standard, the rest of the blotd's for this week better step their game up, and re-think those shit pictures they were about to send in.
her face aint great, by no means ugly, just not great, but she has a nice body and her answers were alright too.
4* only cos she had decent T&A shots - otherwise would of been 3*
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body and face ** I'm a girl so I judge differently, k, I don't like the face and I'm not impressed by the body, gimme Hallery any day
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About time we got a BLOTD that is REALLY worth looking at, I thought I lost my lunch about 4 times last week.... Thanks Moe.
Anyway, she's very hot.... nice body and I'd love to bend her over the kitchen table and slap that sweet ass during one of the many "sessions" we were having throughout a steamy, sex-filled weekend....
And thats the bottom line......
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Looks most attractive in the first shot.
Admittedly, those are a selection of shots but it could almost be a different person in each of the successive pictures.
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Should have been a *nice* selection of shots..
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Nice enough, so 2 stars from me. Though some shots just scream 'glamour model', so I guess in due time we can expect you to start plugging some cheap-ass soft porn site.
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you know how to work what you got. Aces to you for rocking it harder than most other BLOTD wannabe's. Yruly a bastardly lady.
Are those tits for real? Let me get a taste.
It is hard to judge the deliciousness of your face. I think some private headshot and nude pics sent to my personal email should do nicely.
I haven't fapped to a BLOTD in a while....
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pic 3 gave me a boner @ work
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She's a definite "Yes."
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Very nice, you know your audience. No stupid kissy faces, ass shot, tit shot, awesome.
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Hahahaha. No. Generic.
Next.
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Holding naked boobies pose FTW.
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The picture on the rice rocket she looks like a young Brittney Spears. Nice bressesssessess,the ass looks ok in one pic, very tiny in another.
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# 8 btw you're an idiot of huge proportions. Being in the St Paddys Day spirit kiss my Irish ass.
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Good body, but I dont like this girl, sorry. Next.
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U GET 4.5 stars from ME. Nice tits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
booty gonna start gettin BIG when u hit 30 though.....
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well..You've certainly got the bastards hooked.
props for sending in the T&A photos. Need to see more of the face though.
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This makes no sense:
little tits on page 1 & 2
and huge lopsided tits on page 3
Either that is your friend or you are great at photoshop
or something is not right......
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AAhhh, that's it she didn't send any close ups on her face
because the girl in page 1 has different eyes, eyebrows, nose, and lips compared to page 3.
Maybe it is my eyes, but I think the girl on page 1 and the girl and page 3 are TOTALLY DIFFERENT people.
Girl on page 1 looks to have brown eyes, but girl on page 3 looks to have blue eyes.
I could be wrong though, but I think these are DIFFERENT GIRLS
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well, it seems like you followed the bastardly formula [of ass/tits shots] to a "T" so i'm sure you'll do well today.
face - **
stomach - *1/2 (do some damn situps girl)
bewbies - ****
ass - ***
so....3*'s from me, yo!
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Staring with 5 stars
+1 for being honest about old men
+1 for hating the on the emos
-1 for being somewhat ugly in the face
-2 for the worst ass shot ever
-2 for the dumbest 'walking out of the pool picture ever'
+1 for submitting decent pictures of face, body, ass, tits.
Overall 4 stars out of 5.
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i like your ass and fake tits
your body is hot
your face is average
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I'd cum inside of you. 5 stars, although we can't really see your face, I don't give a fuck because:
- You seem cute enough
- You like motorcycles (Wanna ride my Busa?)
- You got nice tits
- Nice lil ass
- Your answers were pretty good.
I'd cum inside of you but you'd have to take birth control pills though.
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Upon further review I should have gave u 4 stars. nice tits.
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What are these? Before and after the bolt-ons pics?
Nothing a brown bag won't fix.
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possible butta - please send more face shots...
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Impossible to rate since I can't see her face very well, and the tits look fake, something I don't tollerate.
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Your body is good but I don't think you have the prettiest face, like Leni, Damla and others.
I also think your boobs are fake.
3 stars
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Check out Leni and Damla's face shots and resubmit so that we can see what you really look like (although it will be tough to compete w/ those two).
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Hi Leni.Its me A.Tell me who is Hallery.Im curious.
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Definitely get an extra star for the backside attack and breast shot, cute little bum by the way. You could use a close up of your face, and profile shot, also could tone up a bit.
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Yes. Yes!!! This is a true BLOTD!!! Ow!!! Bewbs, arse, and everything in between, yeargh!!! Page tres, is what dreams are made of. GO JOLIET!
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#39, Hallery is a former BLotD, a pretty blonde with great body, this BLotD can't competete with her in the body department. She's one of my 3 fave BLotDs along with you and Noreen :)
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Oh Leni.Youre always so good to me.And that is definitely a good thing.:)
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I'm not entirely convinced that this is pictures of the same girl. The juggs in the doorway shot are indeed "magically delicious." The ass shots look like one of them South American Ass Goddess' that you see on the interweb. If this is indeed, "one whole girl," she's great. NOTICE: all future BLOTD's should send these type of shots but always include your face in the shot, so we know you are not trying to pull a fast-one with your fat ass and itty bitty titties.
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Leni, no love for Nadya? Agree A. and Noreen were good.
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oh honey...i will take the time with this one cuz you are clearly thinking too highly of herself...here is why:
"Umm...once I got Angelina Jolie, but I don't think I'm THAT hot"
correction: "I dont think I am hot"...was the guy who said you look like angelina jolie blind?
I can barely see your face, and first pic is very deceiving...thats the only one where your face looks good....on page 2, your face doesnt even look like the one on the first page so it's busted...whats up with the pathetic pose? u dont have a bikini body...you have no waist....page 3, face is fucking ugly...but those are some juicy boobs...are they real? cuz they dont look real but they look juicy the way you hold them...i dont get how those huge tits look small on the last page...with the ass and tity shots, u made the entire bastardly community happy and gave our horndogs what they like...so given you are about 2 or 2.5 star worthy, i wouldnt be surprised if you get 5.
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the* first pic
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yeah well hope in one hand and shit in the other
and see which one gets filled quicker
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OH!!!That ass shot is just great...I think I'll download it and just frame it, and hang it in my room...
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You Mike Litoris,you got something on itty bitty titties?
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summary: this chick looks like a different person in every pic...
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You Mike Litoris,you got something on itty bitty titties?
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From what I saw of your face, it was sort of rough. Like Kim K's little sister kind of rough. You're a little thick through the midsection, but we can't all be perfect. You do have really nice boobs in the picture where you're grabbing them and holding them up, push-up bra style. A solid 6!
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Amendment... I was being too nice. You're more like a 4 on a 1-10 scale, which makes you a 2 on a 1-5 scale. This is while taking your boobs in that hand-bra picture into consideration.
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#45 nope, Nadya is gorgeous but somehow doesn't appeal to me that much, besides she's a model, so don't really take her under consideration while chosing my fave BLotD.
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Nice. I would certainly slip you a length of the old waven.
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I gave you three stars; bonus star for even including an ass shot. And if that isn't actually your ass and u know the girl, tell her to submit to blotd and not to be afraid to submit a clear shot of her face.
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I actually agree with d55 @ 51
like before/after boob job pics
page 1, page 2, and page 3 look like totally different girls, different
eyes
eyebrows
nose
lips
tits, etc.
this shit can't be real.
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I actually agree with d55 @ 51
like before/after boob job pics
page 1, page 2, and page 3 look like totally different girls, different
eyes
eyebrows
nose
lips
tits, etc.
this shit can't be real.
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sorry for the double
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I wanna see Anijka!! You were a BLotD were you not?
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and her name sounds like "toilet"
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Mike Litoris has to have the best screen name here.
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That body deserves some attention.
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nice...ok (I guess)... Anyways, ass shot with no face...c'mon, THEN AGAIN ANY ASS LOOKS GOOD IN TIGHTS!!!!!!! or HOSIERY!!!!! 2 stars..for TRYING SO HARD!!!!!!
HA HA AH AH AH AH AHA AH HA AHHA AHA AH AH HA AHHAH AH......
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I'd smash this fake titted bitch then jet.
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Cool I was 69th :)
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What...the...fuck.
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I'm bored. You're boring. Thanks.
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Yo Anijka. Yes I do have something against itty bitty tities. I like big fuckin tits. Tits like battleships.
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Yo, Douche Baggery. You know it babe.
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I like everything but the face. Best to keep that covered up.
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lol for sure Mike.
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Nice.......atleast she was honest about boning an older man for money
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Nice butt! That's pretty much all I have to say..
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Face (pic 3) is a bit butta, but overal you're pretty.
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Dear Pammie,i guess ill resubmit my pictures,like in 3 months.
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hey grrl you're juicy! And bastard enough to me to dig you. Rock on.
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she needs to lose 20 pounds
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Better shots of your face would be nice. I could careless about the rest if you look like a bow-wow.
And it does looke like there were at least 2 different people or cosmetic surgery was used. Note....You should done your face first.
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Hey, sure it's possible for boobs to change their size in every photograph. Case in point: Ms Britney Spears.
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I'd cum in her...
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Looks like Rosie Perez. Not a good thing.
Oh and you're a ho.
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I'd fuck her.
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Oh yea - biker chix rule.
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