Eva Longoria Celebrates Birthday @ Her Restaurant, Beso!
Friday, March 14th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee

Eva Longoria opens Tex-Mex restaurant
The Tex-Mex restaurant Longoria will run with top chef Todd English features recipes from the Longoria family cookbook - including her own famous guacamole.
She says, "I make the best guacamole in the world. And my tortilla soup, for which I am renowned for."
And Longoria admits she's always on the look out for new recipe ideas: "I'll go to a restaurant and if I have an amazing dish I'll go to the kitchen and ask the chef how he made it. And then I'll make him teach me." Source
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she is so pretty and has such a nice, petite body!
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i dont care how much she gets bashed on here, i think shes still smokin hot
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....and she can cook, she's a keeper!
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She's adorable but mistaken about the guacamole. Mine is the best.
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Rat-faced, wrinkle-legged, annoying old bitch.
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That body doesn't look bad but can't feel the face.
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i cant get past those ugly legs...they are twig-like, boney and wrinkled.
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thats hott
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEE!!!
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she can cook?...so shes got more in common with ratatouille...besides just looking like a rodent...
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ugh, she wears WAY too much makeup all the time...her face looks 10 times whiter than the rest of her body!!
EW.
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