Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric Break From Having Tantric Sex
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex

When I google my name, I get shit. But, when I Google Marko Jaric's name, the bastard has two pics of himself & the third image is this Adriana Lima pic. How fucked up is that?
These two lovebirds have been flying around together for months now, but everyone's still wondering how Serbian Marko Jaric landed Brazilian bombshell Adriana Lima. Obviously it's not money since she's filthy rich, so if anyone has any interesting theories, please sound off below.
Tonight's Bastardly Questions:
1. How did Marco Jaric land Adriana Lima?
2. And, how is Marco Jaric still with Adriana?
Before we close, we'll leave you with this: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNN YOU, MARCO JARIC!! YOU SONOFABITCHCOCKSUCKINGWHOREBAGPIECEOFSHIT!!












im being completely serious when i say this, i am NOT joking...that dude looks like he has Downs Syndrome.
seriously.
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LMAO McCracken. he does. i hope he dies quickly so i can be safe in the comfort that lima is single. if he pulls a fast one and knockes her up like ale, i swear i will actually make an attempt on his life...
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oh and to answer how this dude bagged lima. the bastard must have laughted her into bed. seriously. thats the only option left. the guy must be fucking hystrical... BASTARD!
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Now, this theory would be in regards to her virginity statement, but perhaps the dude said that he would wait until after marriage(not that Lima has a problem waiting the longest possible to hop into bed/airplane restroom with the guy)
Or, he could just have a cool personality. There's more to life than looks, people;P
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I want to kill him.
How can this bastard date the hottest girl alive?
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his personality must be cooler than the polar ice caps 20 years ago. c'mon... the guy looks like a giant ewok!!!!
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the, "theres more to looks" theory only goes so far.
im not a Lima fan boy bt ANY MEANS, and any regular here will tell you that, but, cmon, lets be serious, that dude could have the best personality in exsistence....he shouldnt be with her.
in my world...all i can compare this too is Brittany Murphy. shes in my top 10...ever see HER husband?
uh yeah.
the Looks arent everything arguemnet only goes so far, but, in this case, IDK...
my theory about this?
she feels bad for him? he prolly is the dude on the team that is the LAST ONE to get his choice of the bitches and ALWAYS gets stuckl with the fat ugly nasty ones.....Lima meets him, prolly sees this happen, and decides, hey, well, if i date him for a while, and everyone thinks IM hot...hell get better looking girls cause... what chick who thinkls they are HOT hasnt EVER seen a dude like THIS with girl like THIS ans aid to themselbes...
"what the fuck is she doing with that mongoloid? maybe i should rethink my opinion"
its charity work. its that simple.
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2 possible explanations: maybe he knows the meaning of life ... or ... blackmail
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he's an NBA star!!! now that is sexy
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even if he isnt...
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Oh yuck. My boyfriend is so much hotter than that ugly thing, maybe I'm lucky that I'm not a supermodel.
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GOD!!is she gorgeous or what??the woman has no make up, and still looks amazing!!!!in my next life, i wish i can come as adriana lima....hehehe
about the guy, honestly, i think he has something going on fo him, a cham or something....whatever it is, it was good enought for adriana, right?
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I just think women don't care about looks as much as men do. The guy probably has an amazing personality and makes her really happy. She looks totally head over heels in that first pic. He's obviously got something going on.
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well I think it's just proves that beautiful women go for Jocks...or maybe jock straps..whichever. So all you guys best start playing with your balls. lol.
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#10.... nba star not exactly he rides the bench on the worst team in the league!!!!
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true... but hes still technically in the nba whether he plays or not...
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Slightly off topic, but does she still claim to be a virgin?
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Goofy, probably funny, jock with big hands. Lima, we have the same taste in men. He's also serbian/Croatian. Yum.
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It must be pheromones and long .. limbs.
Maybe he also does the Len Wiseman thing and washes her hair, cooks the food, etc. etc.
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Adriana Lima, so easy a caveman can do it.
-Anonymous Bastard
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LOL @ 23! Anyway, Adriana is just so gorgeous whether it be with makeup or not, and I gotta give props to Marko for pulling this off.
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Brazilian girls seem to like guys of there own nationality. I don't get it, personally I call my piece the The U.N.
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Woah she looks rough & frizzy here. He must give hope to douchebags everywhere.
What we need is the Annual Bastardly Douchebag Awards, to coincide with the Oscars. This guy'd be a top nominee I'm sure.
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you guys would be surprised to find out how many hot chicks are with ugly guys...the thing is though she must find him very cute, attractive and sexy look-wise and not ugly...given her job involves looks and superficiality, she is probably not as impressed with looks as the rest of us and most likely saw the hottest guys ever on a regular basis and looks just doesnt matter at all...she did say in the past she is not into looks or money but personality and heart...well, this confirms it.
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and yes, i am jealous of the guy, as well...look how giddy she looks in his presence
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Adriana is stunning.
Marko Jaric is the luckiest guy of the world.
I think she looks for the qualities a man have inside not outside.
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#4 and 5
Because she meets enough cocky guys every day in her field of work, just like a lot of celebs/models. When you are around those dumbheaded, self-praising types all day, you'd start prefer a normal next-door type without even wanting it.
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She's happy. Cool. In the first pic looks like he's rocking the De Niro look slightly.
Maybe he's just a good guy, with a nice sense of humour and they get on well.
Nothing wrong with that.
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I feel a lot of rage in the room.
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After work today, I'm dusting off my basketball and I'm headed to the township park to shoot free throws until the sun goes down.
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He is Serbian duh
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Phillip McCracken,
You cracked me up
AHHAHAHA
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there are more pix of these candid shoots...i'll go ahead and post them to break your already shattered hearts more:
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/7.jpg
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i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/1-1.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/2-1.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/3-1.jpg
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/4.jpg
they look very cute together, and it is kinda obvious they have not been going out for too long but are getting to know each other...i dont know; thats what i am getting from their body language
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BASTARD!!!
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Hey 25, lay off the fucking meth, huh?
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Hallery and Damla are right, most girls are not nearly as into looks as most guys. It's funny, but the guys who bitch the most about how such and such a girl is with some ugly, douche, asshole, etc. are the guys who just don't get it, or any for that matter.
As you can tell from this site people have a huge disparities in what they, themselves, find attractive. The best way to find what a particular girl is attracted to is by simply being a man, taking the lead, engaging her mind, and then listening. If you pay attention she will tell you everything you need to know to win her heart.
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omg.. adriana looks gorgeous even without any make up on.. gotta love her.. and marko damn you sonofabitch.. lucky bastard
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Geez 51 comments. I'm not reading them all. I just want to say....The only thing I think when I see her....Everytime I see her I think of lima beans.
I may read now that there is some banter between Phil and Loki. I just assumed Pamela would be floating around for some reason.
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With glasses he could be Elvis Costello...Maybe he wears glasses in the bedroom and sings, "What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and My face?"
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Awwww Adriana, is that the best you can do? C'mon, you can get a better-looking guy than that.
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good one #26
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d55
"and yes, i am jealous of the guy, as well...look how giddy she looks in his presence"
so are you a lesbian??? {not that there's anything wrong with that, some men dig that sort of thing}
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@56
Vince said "we never had sex" which means she didn't bang Vince.
She had 5 other BFs that have not said "we never had sex"
so she could have banged one of them.
She even lived in Lenny K house for some time, if that tells you anything. Personally, I am not naive enough to thing she is a virgin.
Just my personal opinion.
But, I am glad to see that she is only interested in heart and personality, she seems sweet that way.
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I like them together. They must be one of the nicest couples I've seen. She looks very happy with him!
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Ya, out of all her BFs, she looks the happiest with Marko
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#56 and #58 where did u see those comments that vince made? and in this pic she has no ass i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/4.jpg
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57,
and how the fuck would that be any of your business?
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bitch, u aint my boyfriend or anything so dont worry about what i am
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56,
you know by their body language, i can see that...i was thinking to myself, "wow, she looks like a virgin school girl around her boyfriend"...she is all giddy and shy-like around the guy...some other fan told me the longest she dates guys is about 6 months...she wasnt pictured one time kissing any of her boyfriends...she really might be one, which is so beautiful given she is so damn gorgeous, is a lingerie model, selling sex everyday.
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which would* be (cuz we dont know if she is one)
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Lima also said:
"My advice for when a guy comes to pick up a girl...
I have to tell you the truth; usually, they dont approach me. I swear they dont! I think they are afraid...they get afraid, yes."
so this guy must be one of the few that had the balls to approach her...you know how most hot guys are...they go for the average type of chicks that they dont feel threatened by...that way, they can feel like the woman's gift instead of being with an equally hot chick who could get another hot guy with the snap of a finger.
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isn't that marko jarci from NBA phoenix suns? wow, HE WANTS TO MAKE THE PHOENIX SUNS TO HAVE A AWESOME SEASON, BUT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEND? NO!!!!!!!
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owmaygaad..this cant be true.. shit!! fuck you jaric marko!!! i dnt give a shit why adri liked you!!!! baaaaaaassssssstardddd
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They are very cute together. She have beauty for both, so that isnt a problem :)
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You gays have a problem becouse he is from Serbia (and that is not a country in Russia ) maybe he wasn't been to plastic surgeon or having face lifting or something like that he is just a simple gay on the ground,about basketball Serbia is very proud and have a very long history of basketball and good players like Marko.So what if he is dating with Lima she is hot but she is not from heaven,just a girl who wants to be loved and Marko is given her that.I am sorry for my bad english (I was running away from a school when we study english language).Thank you and God helps you all.
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Marko Jaric is one stupid,self important Serb,and he has dated and slept with GOd knows how many women(pure whores and porn stars) in Serbia and from abroad.Hes just one of those mean,malicious guys who like to spend a night or two tops with a girl and than he dumps her.Being with him is like wearing second hand clothes.Hes very superficial,with an attitude of self-conceited arrogance, and probably last guy on the earth who sholud date this angel.
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limas face looks big! some fans must be sooooo obsesive so they dont see it.
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Adriana should thank make up she is beautiful but the "wow factor" is not here without it.
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