Hey, I really think you are a jackass and hate you for taking the spot of a potentially hot girl. On the other hand, leave it to a MAN to show everyone a complete spread without a single picture taken at arm's length with a cell phone or standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom.

Congratulations on having at least one friend with a camera; now put a shirt on and go away.

you got guts guy, respect!!!! and you passed on the "gay" question so i don't have anything to rip you over. however you ain't a chick so my interest ends here. i will not be ranking you either. ladies i leave the rest to you...

5 stars from me! You are really brave for doing this and I respect that a lot.

The rest of you bitches better be nice.

You fucking rock for doing this. I may have found my inspiration and motivation......ehh.......pass, but props go to you and respect is due, so everyone better give it. and you know you would fuck a grandma for 3mil, so quit lying......

Gtfo out AFoM.
AMG WEAR AR THAY BOOTY AND POUTY LIP PIX BEEYOTCH?!
Props for having guts ;]

Sorry dude, but you must be subjected to the same treatment as any other BLOTD. You look like a black Gomer Pyle but you have balls for doing this as you surely anticipated the outcome and did it anyway. BTW, pic #4 looks immensely uncomfortable and has probably rendered you unable to conceive.

-out

Congrats on being the first one.
Now on to the point, how come when a lady posts we all criticize and no one says "respect for doing this", and with JumpingIsUseless you are all kissing his butt.
Yeah respect is deserved to anyone running the gauntlets. Now stop being so sissy and bring on the bastard in you.

#8,prolly cause we dont give a shit about these bitches that post and for a guy to step into the gauntlet is impressive.....i dont know though

^(other than Leni and a few others)

Elvis glasses are not hot on you...

How are the family jewels doing dude...

Other then that, awesome that you submitted for this...

Being a chick, I think it rocks that the dudes must go through this too...

But really, the answers where pretty tame, next time reply only after you finished all that alcohal you have, I'm sure the answers would get a hell of a lot better...

Guys should never comment on other guys period!!!! bring back the hoe train!

Picture 1, what's up with the hat, are you a marine or do you like spinach a lot?
Picture 2, I think Paris Hilton had those glasses on sometime
Picture 3, Rock on dude, share some too
Picture 4, Do you want us to think you are cool because you like rock climbing, or do you want to look bigger?
Picture 5, Do It, Do It, Do It

why is Akon the bastardly dude of the day?

Haha.

Picture 1 - Why do I think this was taken after using the stuff in picture 3.
Picture 2 - Makes me think you have an country to overthrow.
Picture 3 - You look cool man. Lets party.
Picture 4 - you are about to get your balls ripped off
Picture 5 - same as picture 4
Mad props for being man enough to be the first and to submit you pictures.
Party on!

hmm maybe I should sign up for this, see me here http://www.eurocreme.com/models/model/anthony_thomas/:

Seriously, i'd like to be dude of the day :d

OMG! lol.

Congratulations for breaking the Bastardly gender barrier.
I busted a gut laughing at the whole post and comments so far.
Now back to busting a nut over the ladies...

this guy fits NO WHERE in any fantasy I've ever had...Hallery might though. I pass...on him and any other bastard guy who sends pics in

Props? respect?......I think not. Show us your man meat, then we will see if respect is earned (and if those rumors are true!!)

What no ass shot?
Only one skin shot?
Where's the thong?
Pussy.

leeroyy jeeenkinssssssss?

A fair amount of photos. Showing a bit of bod for the ladies. The glasses..I don't know about those.
Top marks for being the first.

you have a weird shaped head. Besides that nice to see ya.

I think you're adorable and ***** for being confident!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since he his brave enough to submit, i believe we should set the rules for the BDOTD. We dont need the myspace photos. Were are the ass shots/chest shots? I need to know if u are hot or not. From these pics all i can see is that you are not afraid of heights, you like to drink and u have no feeling in your nether regions.

Ps. thanks for giving the Bastardly women something to look at (even though its not much)

I'm actually not lying about the 3 million dollars. I'm not saying I'm not for sale, just not sexually. For that price, I'd have my face put on a box of tampons. I don't know y u would want to put a guy's face on a box of tampons but I'll have cashed the check long before the company filed for bankruptcy.

Hopefully some of u ripping me will post ur pics up here soon. I won't rip u or anything but it would give you an ounce of credibility when u rip others on this site. =)

i've already posted a pic of myself here. it's in the archive on in an old post. if you missed it sorry folks. whahahaha!!!

Hopefully these are slightly more entertaining than the posted ones.

Who is your man-crush?
I wasn't aware u could be straight and have a thing for another guy.

Which celebrity boobs would you like to motorboat?
I'm not really that into boobs anymore but a few years back I would have sold every member of my family for a chance to mb jlh's chesticles!

Would you sleep with a lady the age of your grandma for a Rolex?
It'd still be a no. And the ladies get three mil for someone their grandfather's age but all we get is a f*ckin watch? Oh right, we're guys.

What's the lamest thing you've ever said to get in a chick's pants?
A guy say something lame to get into a girl's pants? Never. As far as done, I had an ex who would fall asleep after sex and to wake her up so we could do it again I would occassionally "accidentally" fall on top of her to wake her up so we could do it again. In my defense, isn't the guy the one who's supposed to fall into a coma after sex?

Which Bastardly Lady of the Day would you hook up with?
I don't do that but I'd go on a date with whichever one was the first to offer. Well maybe not the one with spooky atm-ish photos.

Groundbreaker!

lmao, 5 stars for cohones alone...

LOL rock on dude!

This guy is SEXY!! Would love to have some of that... in me..

P.S. Asshole By Nature.. you truly are an asshole by nature.

Hottt. Butt -1 for dodging the gay question :(

I totally agree with hallery....

I am going to say thanks, am i sure that it was a compliment, no, but thats ok! Why do you say so Pam???

Dude I commend your for having the guts to be the test case. Ur cool in my book.

Because!! A deal is a deal. Even though I have a boyfriends and a girlfriend, you said that I'm your internet love. Now it looks like it's Leni.

You would not sleep with a woman for $3 Mil > GAY.

What. The. FUCK!
I just hope the bastardly isn't gonna turn into a hairy sausage fest.

I didn't dodge the question, I was sarcastically saying no. But for those who didn't catch it, hell no I don't have a crush on any guy.

no Pam, you still have my internet heart! Leni just has my internet cock.......when you post pics, you will have both:)

I said no swinging junk.

I got no complaints.

Be nice to the Navy crew, people

Waitttt, are you really in the Navy??

Damnit, Pam! i wanted a response from you.......see, your not catering to my internet needs!

No, we just had a lot of props like that at the camp i worked for.

I likey! Big props! Still I wouldnt date you.

"Who is your man-crush?
I wasn't aware u could be straight and have a thing for another guy."

Smart man- I know seriously, wtf...man crushes are for men who like men...come on, it's fine being gay or bi or what not but if you're at a party hangin out with a beer in your hand

and you look over to your left

and you say to your friend "damn, what a hottie, look at those legs"

and its a guy

shit

you're a little gay...it's not bad and it's really not straight.

--

BUT, JUmping you're damn cute in your first picture, the sailor hat and all.

skin tone is gorgeous...mmmm, my white on your black ...we'd make picasso proud

4th picture: hahaha....ok, so looking at that pic, do you have a big schlong? if you do...it doesn't look like it but it could be tucked or squashed judging from the predicament u were in ...anyhow...

you're weird

and congrats on being the first one!!

NIGGA PLEASE!!!!!!

I think Pharrell Williams is one sexy black man

they used to say that if your tongue when u stick it out is thin and long its for pussy

if its flat an wide its for dick

...

O.o

pic 4 is my favorite

^see how am i supposed to give you my internet heart when you dont even pay my attention

Sry, Nate, but you "sound" like such a clown. I am really sorry, but I am way more mature than you are. Hey, JIU, you have a fan!! Hitler!!

@HP, then I've been using mine the wrong way all these years. Haven't heard any complaints from my girlfriends though so I guess girls are okay with it. And I'm beyond okay with it.

Hey, JIU, you have a piece of poop on your monitor!! Pamela!!

btw, you two should jsut make up and have sex and post the pictures here, already...everyone can already tell you're gonna start interfacing- soon enough, we might even have little digits running around here...Pamelassholes

ok 1st of all....why is it AL RIGHT for a CHICK to say a chick is attractive, but NOT for a DUDE to say a DUDE is attractive?

its the SAME FUCKING THING.

as for JIU, you are awesome dude. ground breaking.

but like someone said, you DO look like Akon, but, ill assume ultimately cooler since you dont seem like the type to molest little girls or beat up kids half your size.

so, you must do ok with the ladies since i seem to get that women DIG akon.

and those pics, at least i kinda get the "Jumping Is Useless" thing, LOL that shit with you on the support ropes is awesome.

plus the dudes got a box of Smirnorff in one of his pics.

dude looks cool, id buy him a beer at a pub and chat about the bitches that are around.

Hitler, what is your problem?? (ok that's an odd sentence)...

dude LOL the widget is down too....your wish came true...hopefully its dead for me too LMAO

Explain......

#45 Awwwww, you charmer, you..............lol

Pam, EXPLAIN???

#67, Thanks:!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha

this is so cool, lol bdtd :)
i think you're cute, even hot...
i love pic#1

Most chicks who say another chick is hot or who would have sex with another chick (in a fantasy world) and they're onyl SAYING it also think they're kinda bi in that they'd totally have sex or makeout with say...

adriana lima

so same for the guy...if you got the hots for say... Gerard Butler's toned and thick manly thighs and his beautiful green eyes and the way his stubble just makes him look so manly then you're also...in a fantasy...but that's about being gay still...

and Pamela, I have no problem, but thanks for being concerned.

@Phil, free beer! Sounds like christmas to me.

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!! This is such a huge surprise...i am so excited!!!...bastardly dude of the day! I'll be back real soon to comment!

#71...so a dude thinking another dude is attractive is GAY...but a girl thinking another girl is attractive is BI?

double standard? id say so.

and you know how your secure in your manhood?

you can say a dude is attractive and KNOW your not gay. hows that? uh the fact you never looked at a dude at got aroused. i havent EVER looked at a dude and got aroused. so i have no issue saying when i think a guy is attractive, since i dont think its homosexual, because, i dont mean it in a homosexual way cause im NOT attracted to dudes.

the same way, chicks do the same thing.

i guess im just more secure in my manhood than alot of other dudes.

@ neo geisha, I think you're hot for saying that. (I'm assuming you're an XX)
@Leni, adorable? I like that, might be the best compliment I've ever received.

Ok dude you get credit for being the first, but it is my sincere wish that you will also be the last.

Phil, and by "dudes" you mean you're a pansy.

What, Anon1? No ass shot from you?

Well done...

I'd hit this BMOTD for 3mil over some of those uppity b!tches who have been BLOTD.

ps. lets not make this BMOTD a regular thing...I have a hard time explaining to my roommates why I am judging a man on a scale of 1 to 4 stars.

Damn, i'm getting the silent treatment......

WHAT!! I'll bang any grandma for 3 million. GILF ftw.

Extra credit for the shirtless pic!

Hallery.. you are so hot into that guy!! You wan't to let him fuck you!!

You are cuter with your shirt on. That being said, you are super cute.

yeah pam you caught me, im a pansy. i guess you didnt listen to my last podcast? u know, the one i was getting my dick sucked by a chick during.

but yeah, im a huge pansy. you caught me.

It's ok Phil!! I am bi aswell!! Just discovered it yesterday!!

Note to Phil: Getting your dick sucked does not mean you're not a pansy......and Pam, Fuck you for no explanation.......the majority of people on here hate you(and probably me too), so ima join the crowd, fuck it.........

Asshole By Nature.. you just "sound" like you have not a respect for a woman.

im not gonna argue, if anyone thinks im a pansy, so be it, its not like i give a fuck what anyone thinks about me anyways. so if it makes Pam feel good to think that, she prolly thinks thats why i stopped being nice and talking with her, cause u know, cant be her attitude can it? cough see #87 cough....then so be it. like i said trust me, i could give a fuck what anyone thinks about me.

Yeah, who cares? All I know about Phil is that he is one of the few guys on this site who shares my admiration for KB and that makes him fucking awesome in my book!

What's KB?

This guy is black as a shit and has a head shaped like a helmit. Well. I am off this site for GOOD, all of you are lame fuckers that can't handle hearing the truth.

Phil-I dont think you're a pansy, i was just sayin......and ya FUCK PAM! Its not that i dont have respect for woman...this site is called BASTARDLY..........this is where i come to be a complete BASTARD, see the correlation bitch???(prolly not) its the goddamn internet for christ sake!, get the fuck off of my back you nagging bitch. I say i wanna lick Leni's twat and you get all pussy hurt and start being a bitch........FUCK YOU!

@91, Kristen Bell.

So, Pam's a racist too? And here, I thought she was just your run of the mill psychopath. That's what happens when u have faith in people i guess. =)

JIU- when you said KB i thought you meant Kind Bud and i thought all three of us had an admiration for the fine strains of marijuana.....too bad

love that first pic...very nice arms on the second pic...you have a down to earth, non-cocky attitude, which i love in a man...you also look sweet and have a cute smile...yes, respect big time for being the first to do this...you aint no pussy...i dig big time

Fuckin nigga get off the fuckin web. you made a fuckin hot chick miss out nigga.

man, questions to bastardly dude of the day is so lame...
"who is your man crush?" who the fuck would answer that?
i think it should be something like "what celebrity dude would you not mind being"? so the dudes can be like mark joric cuz he gets to bang adriana lima

JUST ONE MORE THING - THIS FKN NIGGA IS HANDSY, THE ONE THAT POSTED DISGUSTING SHIT ON HERE AND PRETENDED TO BE ME AND OTHERS, HE CHANGED HIS NAME TO HANDSOME BLACK FELLA BUT CHANGED IT YET AGAIN CAUSE EVERYONE HATED HIS GUTS
JUST LETTIN YA'LL KNOW

pam is definitely a 14-18 year-old boy, who no doubt thinks his/her posts are hilariously funny
and whose parents are most likely indulgent pot-smoking former hippies who think their little boy despite his poor grades and languid demeanor "just isn't challenged enough in school"

You got balls my friend. But I think you're a faggot here's why:

-You would not bang an old broad for 3 mills? You're gay.
-What's that on the first pic? a tongue piercing? That's gay.
-What kind of dudes drink smirnoff?? Fags. (you could say that it's for the potential chicks coming over but dude lets face it, you ain't getting no pussy.)
-Your poses are really lame dude...What's with the thumbs up?

You seem like a good person, but you're a faggot.

@ 99, you're a smart girl d55.

@#100 what happened to the real UltraSkinnyGirl?

He needs a tuck dance photo then he gets a 10.

Pam the troll.

hahah pam bashing... i'm in!!!
Pam get the fuck off the net you racist piece of regurgitated, partly digested horse shit.
oh yeah... i feel better now...

#83 - wtf are you talking about, Pam? Go take a nap.

103,
word man haha

Pam - The racist shit is so low. I knew you were going to do that again. Take your meds. I am totally serious.

yeah pam, face it. your an asshole (i am basking in this this like a king basking in the wealth of his kingdom)

@ Tony Soprano:
1) Why does me having higher standards/morals than u make me gay? I'd understand if I said I never would have sex with a girl but I think you're just a dipshit.
2) No, I've never had my tongue pierced. And look how low it is on my tongue, who the fuck have u known who had it way at the very end?
3) The smirnoff was for the girls coming to the party that weekend. U know, girls? Those people who never come down to see u in ur mom's basement. And party? It's what u have when u have friends who exist offline. I spent the party drinking Jack and Jaeger since you're so curious about my diet.
4)I was just sending in pictures to the bastardly, not to make the next GQ Magazine. I have a question for you: Y are u spending so much time dissecting a guy's pics? Especially my tongue in one of the photos? Not a single GIRL on here was that thorough.
5) Please try not to use the "F" word. It's hate speech and doesn't make u seem any less ignorant than using any racial slur.

PAM you're an insecure and low self-esteem girl, with no friends
your colleagues call you names, I have the feeling that you're UGLY and FAT
you're very ANNOYING
racism = ignorance
you need 2 DICKS UP YOUR ASS

yessssssssss!!! anyone else got anything to add please do so. nice!

The only issue that I see here is that while girls are not afraid of saying I would go lesbian for x guys won´t even joke with that...

Oh and, finally!!! it´s so cool to see guys in here, keep ´em coming!

LMAO! JumpingIsTheSolutionForYou. Guy, you look like you're fresh off the boat. I think I saw you in a TV special about young kids working as slaves in Africa.

So when did you emigrate from your country?

The purpose of this site is to dissect a person you fucking idiot. I.E Being a bastard.

It's ironic that a guy with your physical appearence talks about having "higher" moral standards. LOL!

You clealry haven't been in America for very long. You're a total dweeb dude and you're ugly.

I'm not sure what my physical appearance has to do with my moral standards but I'll let it go. I'll let the whole thing about me emigrating here go but one last thing: I'm part native american so I'm willing to wager that my ancestral bloodline in america goes back a lot further than yours. Just a hunch I have.

Props to you JIU, you brave for real bro

Okay this post wasn't about me getting compliments (although I will certainly take them) or me posting pictures as if to say, "Look at me, I'm hot shit." because I know I'm not. I submitted because even though I haven't been coming here long, dude of the day came up at least once a week and despite a lot of guys saying they would do it, no one ever did it. So this weekend when I heard Jackson say he had never received a single submission for it, I submitted my pics. I think the girls on this site just wanted to see if any guy on here had the stones to submit their pics

Of course with the way some of the guys on here talk, u'd think that artists chased them through the streets, chisels in hand clamoring to capture their likeness in marble and yet, you're looking at me today. It's very easy to talk a big game but playing it is what matters. And this page exists because I'm not afraid to play. Can u say the same?

Hallery, perhaps we could work something out, haha, just my ass though. Seriously, I could not care less what people think, and like the way I look, but I fear it would not be a good career move. I know a girl who lost a six figure job because her managing director thought her Myspace page was unprofessional, dude was probably client 10. I think that is also the reason Damla won't do it, if she really is going to be a M.D., I mean she has already shown a shown a picture, just not a post.
Damla, what do you have to say on this.

Your pictures are definitely more interesting that any other I've seen on this site.

Awwwwwwww, he's such a cutie - I would date him, for sure :)

Thanks for all the compliments and sorry about the rant. It would appear that I am slightly more temperamental when I'm hungry. Tacos rule by the way. =)

Just one more thing, I am a nice person, all you are bitches and motherf-ers that need to get back to the asylum, ya'll are fugitives, you escaped from the nut house, I am the only sane one on here, believe it or not, I liked you all, but then you turned against me for no reason at all, I don't care if you come with a nasty comment on this, I will not read it, just wanted to express myself before I leave this site completely. You will not get any more rise out of me.

ANYWAY...

#30 Loki, I remember you posted your pic on Bastardly, it was a post bout Lima when Omega and Damla had the bigest fight, lol and you're cute :)

*biggest fight*, damn it

Pam - I can absolutely guarantee without a doubt that you will be back either later tonight or tomorrow.
But in the meantime, please take your meds and eat a sandwich.

121,
well, I will admit that bastardly is a guilty pleasure of mine that I am not really proud of enjoying anymore. I am actually thinking about not visiting it so often from now on cuz I feel like I am dealing with constant ignorance on a regular basis that I try my best to isolate myself from in real life. It started making me feel like a low-class person.

I won't lie; at first, I liked arguing and debating with people (yeah, I love arguing and debates so i thought this site was the place for that) when they started shit with me because I thought there were adults until I found out about the existence of baby whores, insecure teens, and extremely jealous girls on here. How do you argue with those? I did, and it gets tiring. They don't even know how to argue. Shit, i just found out Pam is 12 years old; I am not sure if she was kidding around or not but she does sound 12. How many adults in real life would pay att