Paris Hilton Might Be Having Sex With A Buddhist Monk
Thursday, March 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
...Or a homeless dude pretending to be a Buddhist Monk
HILTON DESPERATE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
Socialite Paris Hilton is urging the media to publicize all the work she does for charity, in a desperate bid to avoid further ridicule in the press.
Hilton has posed topless for the current February issue of 944 magazine, and revealed in the accompanying interview her desire to be taken seriously, reports the New York Daily News. [SF Chronicle]
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The first and last picture says everything...This poor guy have been emotionally damaged by this woman. 7 years of no speaking all done with one purchase of a Snow baby snow globe.
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That caption is so funny! That monk guy looks like he's in pain!
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A monk hanging out with Paris Hilton? Where is this world going to?!
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"Paris, my child....it is my desire that you kneel before me and drink of my wisdom. Only then, shall you be enlightened."
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hhahahahahahahahah @ the captions...hilarious
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