Allison Stokke - Cal Berkeley's Hot & Sexy Pole Vaulter!


Remember Allison Stokke? I bet you do! Now she's a freshman at Cal Berkeley and doing well for their women's track team. Looks like she did 13'1" this past weekend at the MPSF Championship. Here's her official Cal profile. Well, all we have is this one recent picture but no one will ever forget the first Allison picture that lit up inboxes. I wonder if she's still dating that douchebag? Hopefully more recent Cal pictures surface in the future. OW!

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35 Scandalous Comments

Saying that I would come inside of her would be an understatement.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 2:06am

She's BAAAACKKK and still looking good. OW! indeed.

Allison Stokke is what originally brought me to The Bastardly, and for that I am eternally grateful of her and her smokin' bod.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 2:06am

WOW She can jump using my pole

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 2:07am

She looks like she put on the Freshman Fifteen... she needs to do more running to get those legs back to what they used to be...

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 2:20am

I'd pee in her butt.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 2:41am

FCCCK Cal !!! Go USC !!! Actually that statement has a literal meaning because I would FCCCK that Girl and I Go to USC.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 3:18am

yup, she can get it.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 3:23am

Ow!! Oh yea, she'd know how to handle my pole.
C'mon, cough up some more pics.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 3:48am

Move over Amanda Beard. Playboy needs to crown a new sexiest athlete.
Actually I think another Cal alumna, Natalie Coughlin, is a hotter swimmer than Amanda Beard also.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 5:25am

Donkey Cock is right. I work on a university campus and it's really something to see these really hot girls come in to start class in August and start packing them on. I'm sure some of her weight is from the strength and conditioning program she's on for her event, but I bet there's been an extra Big Mac or two thrown in for good measure.

Get it together, Allison. Nobody cares about your results. We just want to look at you and that won't last forever if you keep porking up.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 6:39am

need to get some ass shots up of this stat

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 8:26am

Only 1 "pole" joke out of 7 entries , come on guys ratchet it up a notch.Any of you freekoid tofu eating,sissy half men think she is fat your out of you fucking minds.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 9:11am

I would love her to hold my pole like that!!!!!!!!!! She can handle long poles which means we would be perfect for each other.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 9:12am

One comment to end them all,sift through these pics till One onf these guys wake up. http://www.allisonstokkepictures.com/

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 9:22am

Her body doesn't look nearly as tight as it used to

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:18am

lol @ #1

i'd hit it or sure

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:24am

lol @ #1

i'd hit it for sure

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:24am

WOW !

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:37am

I've seen plenty of women in the gym trying to keep their New Year's resolution to lose some ass! She won't ever be one of them! All I see are some awesome thighs that could pop my head like a zit!

Notice the Bastardly Pole Handling Technique! That is like Bastardly Mic Holding Technique, but notice the large space between the hands!

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 10:52am

Damn, I missed this bitch, but please dont forget she loses some of her appeal as soon as she opens her mouth.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 11:31am

Wha...we only get one picture? and a small one at that..I can see she handles her poles pretty good.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 11:41am

I like the way shes grips the pole.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 12:59pm

Buttaface! U guys r crazy.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 1:10pm

she's hot wow

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 2:20pm

I would like to impale her.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 4:39pm

oh yes

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 4:44pm

LMFAO dude i love the whole "Controversy" that went on with her when she was first being posted LMAO...shes the one whose dad was sueing to get pics of her taken down cause he didnt want his daughter to be looked at like pervertedly....but he was defending 6 guys that gang raped a chick and was aying she asked for it..

some shit like that. google it.

shit is too funny.

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 5:52pm

yeah her dad's motives are pretty hypocritical.

I'm glad she is still on the team, she wasn't listed on the last rosters. And it's good she still break 13'.

She's still a top fave of mine. Still think she was dumb to throw away the spotlight like that. Could have had the endorements and fame for doing pole vaulting. Dream come true with the regular price of oogling eyes, which clearly she can't get rid of. Why not? We all like to look. heh

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 12:29am

so fine!

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 10:06am

she looks like she has easily put on 5-10. Body is not nearly as tight as it used to be...

yet another barely legal that looked better as jailbait...

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 10:21am

Hallery don't be a hag this girl is far from a butta.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 10:38am

Hallery... no, she definitely not butta.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 12:23pm

#31 & #32,

Uh, oh. Sorry to offend you two! I guess I was a bit harsh yesterday. Let's see, how about this: Not a huge fan of the face but she's got a great body!? She really does have a great body too, esp. in the slightly older pics and she's the same height as me. Pole vaulting must be great for the abs. I agree with whoever said she should take the op for corporate sponsorship. That would be very smart.

Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 4:41pm

all the other pictures of her have been from the side or a 3/4 angle. now you're seeing her in motion, so her thighs are flexed. she didn't put any weight on. i ran track for years, and got to see all those nice muscular thighs on a daily basis, so trust me.

Sunday, March 9th, 2008 @ 10:56am

That is a sickly tight body; I would do every possible nasty thing to that body. I just finished off to her for the third time tonight.

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 @ 11:51pm

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