Jessica Alba & Her Rack @ Lanvin Fashion in Paris
Monday, March 3rd, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

Jessica Alba's over there for Paris Fashion Week
Alba reflects on her childhood and adolescent years in a new book.
Jessica Alba has enjoyed her success as an actress in her adult life, but her childhood was not as glamorous as she describes it in a new book entitled If I’d Known Then.
According to Access Hollywood, the book includes a collection of letters and essays written by respected women in their 20s and 30s to their younger selves. In the book, Alba tells her story of when her school principal and other students’ parents called her a slut when she was very young. [The Celebrity Cafe]
Like all the other celebrity books, this was also has NY Times Bestseller written all over it!












she looks pretty and healthy...i like the red lips and the dress...
the shoes gotta go, they are in style now but they look horrible!!!
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What the fuck is she wearing - a garbage bag?
What an annoying bitch.
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wow someone is making a book about her? i didnt realize we ran out of relevant celebrities and people in general to write books about...
heres a passage...
bla bla bla, i sucked some dick got a staring role in Idle Hands after working and no one giving a shit about my pathetic ass. bla bla bla i got filled out by James Cameron to get a starring role in Dark Angel. bla bla bla bla i let every executive bang me out so i could get into big budget movies like Sin City And The Fantastic Four. bla bla bla i married a shaved gorilla bla bla bla im carrying demon spawn twins. bla bla bla bla hopefully i die in childbirth.
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"According to Access Hollywood, the book includes a collection of letters and essays written by respected women in their 20s and 30s to their younger selves. In the book, Alba tells her story of when her school principal and other students’ parents called her a slut when she was very young."
LMAO! You can't be serious. Whenever that book comes out, that portion has to go on the website.
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LOL dude here's what i could find of it...
"The accusation still ricochets… They think I'm a slut???" she wrote to an adolescent Jessica. “This is only the latest injustice… They’re all ignorant. The kids think something is wrong with you because you’re developing early. The teachers don’t encourage their students to think or question anything. And parents, especially the rich parents of white, soccer-playing kids, are the worst. They constantly criticize you and tear you apart."
"Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they’re about 20 or 21," she reportedly wrote. "You can’t take relationships too seriously until you’re older… It’s fun to have a crush, but don’t think it’s forever. You have the rest of your life to do that.”
She signed the letter, “Keep questioning and challenging.
LMFAO....shes pissed they called her a SLUT, but goes onto say///"You cant take relationships TOO SERIOUSLY UNTIL YOUR OLDER"
LMFAO...fucking whore
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wow phil i get the impression you don't like her much lol
i agree with #1 on this one. shoes are terriblee
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i hate anyone thats talentless, ugly and famous. add in arrogant and bitchy and in turn, theres NO REASON for them to BE famous...Jessica Alba is a PERFECT EXAMPLE of a celebrity that shouldnt be famous, and because they ARE, the only thing they are good for is dying a horrible and painful death.
She thinks her shit dont stink, and shes BEYOND talentless. if she was NICE maybe id be a little easier on her, but shes a huge cunt, so, fuck her. shes famous for NO REASON and arrogant?
she can go shove banana's up her husband ass.
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Those shoes look like something you would get from a physical therapist if your ankles broke or something. Fug.
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I wonder why they called her a slut
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damn thats pretty harsh lol, c'mon she's not that bad, you must of at least thought she was somewhat attractive at some stage
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Looks pretty bad here
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I look like old Hollywood.
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If the baby is breach I hereby volunteer to go up in there and flip 'em around
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LOL at 13
Jesus Phil, who put the crank in your coffee? Ya like that one?
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She looks good here, too bad she's a stuck up bitch. I'd have to hate fuck her.
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one of my pet peeves - red lipstick. Very few girls can pull it off and look good with it. At least she got them tits now.
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Pregnant chicks are great. You can fuck them and get a blowjob at the same time.
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ugh, her again? my sentiments exactly phil, although i think she's cute, not ugly. i hate that look she has on.
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red clown lips? check.
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Wow a lady with three boobs...two on top and one below...I'd do her tho..pregnant or not...she is still kinda cute..
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Da-dang! Jess has a big chin. Kinda looks like Lurch's chin from the original Addams Family TV show.
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yeah...she's not one of those "glowing" pregnant woman...she just looks fat and miserable
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but her childhood was not as glamorous as she describes it in a new book entitled If I’d Known Then.
In the book, Alba tells her story of when her school principal and other students’ parents called her a slut when she was very young.
that's it?
she got called a slut?
is that what's passing for a difficult childhood these days?
what a self-absorbed whore
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#10...honestly, i havent ever found her attractive.
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So beautiful!! :))
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She looks lovely on page 9. The shoes are disgusting and dont go with the dress or make-up. I hate that style of make-up on her. really doesnt suit her at all. And yes if being poor and called a slut is her big life tragedy then she shud really shut up and go do sum charity work like Angelina. She was a spoilt self indulgent self harmer too until she saw what actual suffereing was. Jessica Alba every1 has had a shit childhood. welcome to the world.
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im with phil on this one.
ewwwwww her FEET!!!! those shoes!!!!!! oh my god if i had her size 13.5 feet id fucking cut them off, and whoever designed those shoes needs to fall off the face of the earth... oh my goodness, gross, shes just a gross stupid, hypocritical knocked up fart in a mitten who thinks shes a talented "actress" yeah i think "the eye" will make about 3 dollars and maybe a few pennies.
her face is so long and her eyes are always grossing me out, its like its down-syndrom mixed with cross eyes LOL
get over her already, shes just a stupid shit for brains street urchin who really should be working at taco bell. at least shed have to cover those F-U-G-L-Y feet!!!!! its like shes got hammer toes or something. i wonder if shaq has a female foot designer she found out about. thats it. must be. but she has no style either, knocked up or not, her style sucks. and you know she dosent have a stylist, because she thinks shes too good for one. just like she thinks shes too good for this universe. get over yourself already!
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OMG SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!!!
YAY
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