Justin Long Slept With Drew Barrymore in Mexico (We Think)



Justin Long is giving all us normal guys hope, but he's still a bastard!!

Drew recently revealed she's thoroughly enjoying her blissful new romance, telling Vogue: "My cheeks hurt, I'm so happy."

It appears the feeling is mutual, with Justin replying in turn: "She makes my cheeks hurt, too."

Asked what comes to mind when he thinks of Drew, Justin has said: "Beauty and light, and she shines it on everybody who comes into contact with her." [Daily Mail]


I'm getting all teary eyed after reading that last comment...

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god dont make me sick with his comments...but hes cool, he had a funny part in Idiocracy. plus hes the dude in Jeepers Creepers i think. and that wasnt so bad either....bt anyone that was in Idiocracy is OK by me.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:11pm
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She still has a pretty hot body,don't like the ink. One tat looks like a Budweiser eagle.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:12pm
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Hate the ink, but her body is plenty good enough for me.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:15pm
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I don't understand the ugly bathing suits girls are wearing these days. Its like they want their boobs to look small and saggy

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:15pm
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I hate how Drew talks out of the side of her mouth. I can't watch any of her films, because it is so distracting. Anyway, her body looks pretty good here. That dude looks 12 years old.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:16pm
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^ hahah i agree...and she has no ass

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:20pm
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@ 5. She does that indeed, but try to watch Music and Lyrics, it is so silly/funny.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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Seems like she always wears a bikini like that.
Is Justin Long part asiatic?

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:32pm
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"My cheeks hurt, I'm so happy."

drews a freakkkkkkkkkkk.

hahaha.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 5:46pm
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I freaking hate those Apple commercials. Die Justin Long!

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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They are actually cute together, me like.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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lol @ Mr. Winky. Drew's looking pretty good but I agree about too much ink and the butt is a little on the flat side. He's hotter in the Apple commercials with the longer hair. He looks a bit like Anthony Kiedis then and it turns me on a lot.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 6:19pm
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That's because I want to have Anthony's love children someday.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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He's ugly and his nipples are too close together

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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If I had to cation this, it'd be
Two Fugs At The Beach Fuggin' Up The Beach

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 6:53pm
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ROTFL dat bitch has absolutely NO ASS...gross

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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And Drew hits the wall in 3......2......

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 7:52pm
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Drew is pretty fit, unfortunate ass though. Justin annoys the hell out of me, he claims he doesn't even know how to work a computer. That's misleading.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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he has a down syndrome look to his face, like corky

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 8:25pm
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Motherfucker looks like Zach Braff. Drew isn't hot, never was, maybe in Poison Ivy, and that was back in 1992.

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 9:21pm
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I use to think Drew was very pretty...but she's passed her beauty, and now is past her prime...and what a nasty body...heck I got better shape then her...

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 10:28pm
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The gal has:

a) NO ASS
b) NO WAIST

She is a waste...

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 1:02am
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Jeez, that dude is so going to get dumped.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 3:12am
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does drew really need a bra?

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 11:13pm
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