Bastardly Lady of the Day - Susan
Monday, March 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Charlize Theron and Angelina
Do you like your boobs?
I do now. I just got implants!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I've slept with guys MY age for free who sucked so how bad could it be to sleep with an old dude? For the money, hell yeah!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Not that I recall.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
They are all special.
What makes you Bastardly?
I love that you guys love hot women. I, too, love hot women AND hot guys. Preferably at the same time ;p
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Well, where are the fuckin pics of your implants......fuck this BLOTD shit! Please start sending good pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Meh. Rather old. And the star-rating widget isn't working, so you get 1 stars from me.
But, going by the comments, is she bi? That would up her rating to 1.5 stars.
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She reminds me of Sandra Lee from the Food Network Channel....now Sandra has a nice rack. This chick does nothing for me. The last few BLOTD have been very weak.
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Um . . . no thanks.
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Man, Some Guy is a retard. She's hot (probably hotter with a boob job). Nice body and great smile. Me likey!
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Below average soccer mom. Looks like the type that looks hot from a distance in the right light, then when you get close you see the bad skin and makeup.
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^^^ = no taste.
Serious, she's a beautiful chick. I'd love to see pictures of her post boob job. Nice smile, love the eyes. Me likey!
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Her bikini picture looks like she might have a front butt.
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This is one of the better BLOTD! One more thing, this smells like a jilted ex-boyfriend posting - if so and these are the before breast enhancement then please post some pics of the after surgery.
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Old hag
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No thanks.
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Isn't that the skinny, ugly chick from Law & Order: Criminal Intent?
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You sure did need those implants. Unfortunately you look like you are in your late 30's or early 40's. That isn't a bad thing if you are looking for a 60 year old sugar daddy...but you'd be hard pressed if you were competing with the some of the younger girls on this site.
2 stars
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Ugh, Not the brightest bulb in the box...
Ugly, supposedly has plastic boobs, answers are contrite.
Not feelin' it.
0 stars
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Looking a little old...pictures are somewhat professionally done...-1 star there...
No need for implants... -1 star
Bunny outfit....+1 star for skank rating
Matching shirt and purse....-1 star for being high maintenanc.
Overall...2 star.
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She's pretty but nothing out of the ordinary. Could have chosen some more interesting pics. I liked the one on pg. 2 the best. Others are kinda "meh".
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Hot. And up for threesomes.
4 stars with or without the new rack.
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Really beat. Damn.
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this should be named bastardly hag of the day...some pix are old; some are new but i am pretty sure she is even older...what implants are you talking about cuz i dont see anything.
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Wow.. It's really sad seeing an aging attention whore resort to implants to try and stay relevant. Maybe your whore ass you should start eating and smoking less crack. Try investing in a personality and some self-respect instead of blowing your/your man's money on fake tits on your busted up spindly frame.
Your answers were annoying than your disappointing pictures. You literally look and talk like an old whore. No class.
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I think you might want to stop tanning. Especially if you plan to get burnt like in the picture with red shirt.
So why mention you breast job if you aren't going to show anything post op.
Still think you would like better without implants, but if they help revitalize your spirit...All the power to you.
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I would have given you 1 star and that's generous. Susan,I suggest you stop taking crystal meth or what ever it is you are taking that gives you that "truck stop whore" look and eat some tubs of ice cream. In short, you don't impress me that much.
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lame
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wayyyy too skinny...with fake tits she'd look like something a drunk 50 yo car salesmen would marry.
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she is old and haggered
where have the star votes gone?
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Why would you wish to submit pictures just to be torn apart by us on here. Unless you get off on being degraded and insulted by strangers.
It's the female equivalent of paying a hooker to stamp on your junk.
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fake tits usually don't look good when the girl is so flat to begin with
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i hope she hasn't sleep with guys like me ..... we perfectly know how to tame these horny bitches.!
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MiLF!!!!!!! I think!!!! 0r just some CRACK HO!!!!!!!! What a way to start off the week.....
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Who's mom is this? Get her old ass off of this website immediately. Of course she'll have no problem fucking an old dude, she's in the same age group.
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when the fuck r decent blotd going to be shown?
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Mom, I told you not to do this, now all my friends will laugh at me!!!
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How old is this broad?! LMAO! Kinda embarrassing. But she's right up my alley. She's a milf. I'd bang her.
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Of course "she" got a boob job it's a fucking dude. That bikini picture at the beginning "she" has a tucker going. What's a tucker you ask ??? That's when you tuck your junk in between you legs so it looks like you have a vag.
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Hey Megan...I didn't realize that was you...One of my favorite BLOTD of all times....Especially that picture of you at the table. "I'm not worthy!"
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Hey Megan...I didn't realize that was you...One of my favorite BLOTD of all times....Especially that picture of you at the table. "I'm not worthy!"
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Get lost Granny. I want to ogle young hotties, not you. Didn't Bowlng for Soup write a song about you? Quit living in 1985.
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boob job? WTF!!!!!
Did you go from A cup to -A cup...............
BIATCH.......please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ahahah ah aha ha ah ahaha ha ahah ahaha ah ha hahaa
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FAIL.
/1*
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Too old..people under 50 should not look at these pictures..
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WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOUR EYEBROWS DISSAPEARED TO BITCH
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Pam, this is Nate. How are you doing today???
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A little old (who am I kidding? I'm 21 and she looks the same age as my mom.). Not unattractive. I could conceive of men thinking she looks nice. Sort of like, the sort of woman a wealthy man would marry after decade of sleeping with models. He'd marry this woman because she looks pretty well put-together and probably wouldn't embarrass him in social settings, but then he'd cheat on her with the nanny, ultimately leaving her for said nanny after carrying on the affair for a few years. I do really like her use of color on the third page and I bet she was very popular and sought after in high school and collage, back in the late 70s and early 80s.
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i like her. shes pretty.
she looks like a cross between Kathryn Morris and Kristen Bell.
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How come everyone is changing their names???
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Fuck you Buck
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Thuis BLOTD shit is fucking retarded. All it is is boring filler amongst what is slowly becoming other boring crap.
I don't give a fuck about Petra Nomacova or whatever the fuck her name is, I don't care about Adrianna Lima and her brazillian buddies. This site used to have pictures of AMERICAN celebs and funny captions which actually made me laugh. Now its just a bunch of boring pictures of people I don't even know. If I wanted that, I'd go to USEMYCOMPUTER.COM
Bastardly is a massive dissapointment as far as im concerned.
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Fine,thank you,but this site is fucked!Really annoying.When will it be ok again??
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Good grief, you bastards are cruel. Now, I don't see a SI/VS model hottie here (truly, how many of those do we get for BLOTD anyway???) but I do see a woman who is aging quite nicely. I like the two pics on the last page the best. I would like to see the results of your implant surgery as it's not really visible in these pics.
I imagine your quite the neighborhood milf. 3 stars from me. I would have given you 4 if I could see the breasticles and had liked them. I hate fake looking implants though.
Oh, ya, and you little bastards-let's see how good you look when you hit 40! I mean, most of the barely legal tramp stampers that we get on here look like crap already. Imagine that shit in another 20 years. At least this lady is keeping it together. She deserves some credit for that.
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lmao @ 33
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Bastard you goat humping fag,don't come to this site if you don't like it. Nice to see you too,Nate. Going by your real name now,how's our mom?
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I can only imagine what her stretched out titties look like now....
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You look old and you are shaming the whole Playboy community wearing that bunny outfit.
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i'd tap it on her forehead. lady of the day is correct, lady ... i mean she's like 42 ... moe, please don't post pix of my granny, keep the young dumb ones only. i've done worse tho.
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not bad, not my type tho, **
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She's doing good, and ya fuck you bastard. why the fuck did you even sign up, just to talk shit, get the fuck outta here...........
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This is exactly why I signed up,stay cool Nate dog.
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no not you the name Bastard......i love talkin shit to you and thats why i signed up as well.....i meant if he signed up to the site just to talk shit about it than he needs to fuck off!....like you could get me worked up....smh
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she looks like an anerxic grandma in some of those photos hit the crack a litle to hard
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Hey Hallery, for all you know she's only 32. How old are you, Susan? Only when I truly know your age, can I make a judgement on how good you look.
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Well, that's a good point. I guessed 40ish but could be wrong. If she really is 40, she's very brave.
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If she's 40, she looks good for her age. Somehow I get the feeling she's younger because of the comment she made about sleeping with an old dude.
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Yes, I see what you mean, RLO. Also, how many bi-sexual soccer moms are into three ways? Okay, I am detracting one star, Susan because I am beginning to suspect that you are younger than I thought. I give you two **'s (would have been three had you shown us the twins).
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NOT...
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Yes, **'s. You're not ugly. But, if you're are around 30(which I suspect to be the case) you look way too old for your age, probablly due to a life of drugs and swinging.
and, if you are infact 40, you act way too young for your age. Grow up!
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Oh, I forgot, the implants. Fake tits are a sign of insecurity.
1 * from me.
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But..she has the same name as me,the middle name,so she's AOK in my book :)
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Rachel from monday feb 25 2008 is the hottest by far
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Rachel??Hell,she's far too fat!!
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Rachel is not fat!
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Nate-D..what do you wanna do with me..or to me...?
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She says she got implants...that makes her ugly in my eyes.
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Yup, implants are so eighties and most of the guys I know are completely turned off by them these days. When are woman going to figure that out? There's nothing wrong with small breasts, and there's nothing wrong with large breasts--if they are REAL.
As for the age I look at it this way, there's no substitute for experience ;)
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To be honest with you....The only thing I like about you, is your reply to the question if you would sleep with an old geezer for 3 million bucks...at least you're honest, not like the rest who lie like shit...but then who in their right mind would offer you 3 million bucks? I would rather do me a hand job.
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no tits! bama fan! bitch sux
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i like her.
she seems refreshingly normal and i liked her answers.
pretty, too.
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I'd hit it so hard she would walk funny for days. Kudos to you for having the guts to post your pic. I think you look hot. As for the some of the brain farts who spew nothing but hate they are still trying to reach puberty.
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Very, very doable. Implants unnecessary.
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id hit it, but id hit pretty much anything with a pussy and a heartbeat.. i would have to buy you a sandwich though
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i guess i disagree with most of the posters because i think she is pretty and keeps herself well maintained and fit.
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lmao @ 80....at least an honest bastard..i respect that
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not bad for an old chick
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Well there, I did it. For the record, I am 35. Most of the actresses you guys adore on here are my age and older, only I don't do botox or photoshopping so take me for what it's worth. Thanks for the nice comments and the rest of you can go back to your mom's basement and comb your doll's hair, you bastards! ;p
As for the implants, I just got them two weeks ago and they are not healed, so thus no picture. Sorry but they look like giant torpedoes still.
susan
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would hit it, want to see a bikini pic when those implants are healed - how about a 43 year old for a grand? name the time and place! :)
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skinny dog
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