nice tits

doable, very

You do have nice boobs Maria. Your pictures are not very clear otherwise and some other angles and locations would've been nice. At least you took the time to type some answers, props for that.

I like your midsection....you may have a couple of extra pounds, but I think it's cute.

Also, please clean your bathroom.

I do like the boobs, **

An asain girl with push up bra

3 stars from me, not bad though

*sings* "Maria, Say it soft and it's almost like praying"
I think you are very cute...Your face isn't 10, but nice. I'm guessing you are of Mexican heritage. I have soft spot for Mexican woman. You are fine.

PS...The last photo looks like you have a hangover...Love to see more pictures though.
Follow up, follow up, Come on everyone chant with me, Follow up, follow up.

Nice tits. When are we going to see ass shots. Tits are a dime a dozen but a solid ass, well that is just gold.
Dick Schliting funny with the WSS.
Anyway Maria. I would be proud to have unprotected sex with you.

like pic number 4

also nice boobs

So... does someone already a market a special bathroom mirror camera mount or am I going to be able to patent it and make a fortune of these web girls?

you look like mike tyson uppercutted your nose
you 2/5
breasts 3/5

I'm not really a "big boob" sorta guy but I'd motorboat those motherfuckers like a madman.

if u love this site so much then who are u? u dont post here, u dont know jack, if this is a real person yalll comment back if the love the site that much

Pancake ass, huh?

i first thought that this gurl has to be virgin but this grandpa question cleared all the ambiguities of course a bitch like her would have nothing to lose......!

No we are not interested in your boobs.....who told u that! we would really have put u on hall of fame if u could have show us some of ur teen @ss.

damn u wanna go lez with magie coz her eyes turn u on......come on where does all hardcore stuff goes fingering , scissoring etc.

When I do my way, it's everyday with you on the sofa magglejack !

Nice tits. Ok face. Definetely fuckable. Need ass shots.

Too bad about the face.

I'd rather look at Kili: hiphopvideomodels.net/kiliAnderson/kili_anderson.html

Do not want. NEXT.

She's beautiful.

I'm not feelin butter on my toast..or girls

Maria Maria.... She's Maria from the west side story! Just with more fat.

Starting with 4 stars

-2 for ugly face disease

+1 for nice tits

-1 for being slightly out of shape

+1 for good answers

-1 for lack of full body shots (hiding something?)

+.5 for the fact I'd tittie F you until your face was covered in man spirit (thus making you better looking)

Overall... 2.5 stars

"Say it loud and there's music playing"
Subtlety is lost art.....Well not on you Bigdog.

No shot of legs -1* no ass shot-1* poor picture quality -1*

A beautiful and sexy woman (physically) consists of a beautiful face, nice eyes, nice smile, flat stomach, nice round ass, symmetrical breasts, perky nipples, nice toned legs, well kept nails etc. How can you be judged with a couple of bad angle face and boob shots.

Hal wheres that backside attack, Caitie where are the 27 pics?

BUTTA, but cute body. Not pencil thin like some. I like the curves.

Your bathroom is moldy and makes me wonder what else you don't have cleaned up well.

2 stars

OK, I really like your tits. And the face ain´t that bad either. Rating: 5 out of 10

I give you credit for the taking the booby pics. And they do look like a lot of fun!!!

Hey! I have an idea that I think most of you bastards will like!! Why don't the BLOtD women send in videos of themselves instead of pictures? Or maybe both?? Maybe some dirrty videos..Just an idea!! You can all thank me now!!

@29, lol!

Hi Anon,

I JUST sent pics in only like 3 weeks ago. People don't want to see me again, already, so soon! However, when I do, I promise to send in a rear shot as I am told there's a pretty good view from back there, a foot shot for my secret Internet lover and of course, a picture in the tank top that Jackson and Moe were kind enough to send to me.

Maria, you have beautiful breasts. You look to be about a large C or small D cup, very nice. Like the fact also that you aren't wearing too much, if any, make up.

Pamela, you may be onto something there. Nice to see you in a happy mood today. :-)

I'll pass on this one...can't explain it but she turns me off

She's hot ,need more pictures.

did you take these in a prison cell?

average, not bad, not good.

I think she looks very sleepy. Like she just got out of bed,or is about to go to bed.

A foot shot! Only one foot, I hope you have two of'em, haha. Do you have sexy feet? Will there be a Hallery's_House_of_Fetishes.com?

PS I'm not just an ass man I appreciate all parts of a beautiful woman, it's just that most BLODT show face and boobs.

What's with these butta bitches thinking they're hot and shit? She does have nice tits, but that's totally it.

@40 Yes, I have two feet but I only want to talk to Ace about them!

As has been stated before, it's tough to take a picture of your own ass. Most of the BLOTD's seem to be doing their own photography so I think that's part of why we see more of the upper half. The other part may be because it's a convenient way to hide some extra junk in the trunk. In my case, I simply did not have one that was okay to send in (non nude) when I worked up the liquid courage to email Jackson.

She looks like she would shank you.

Hal, what are friends for if they can't take a picture of your ass.

I think your right about the self shots, but this is Bastardly dammit, if you want to be a BASTARDLY lady shake what your momma gave ya, and show all of yourself.

OK, I've had just about enough of these fake BLOTD posts. Could it be any more obvious??? They all say they love the site, but all the photos are the same, retarded MySpace garbage. The garbage we endlessly bitch about, day after day after day . . .

If you want to post bimbos you find on MySpace, just SAY, "Here's some bimbo we found on MySpace"! Stop trying to insult my intelligence!

Oh, and if these ARE genuine BLOTDs, damn these are some stupid bitches!
(Not talkin' 'bout you, Hallery) :)

Pam is a genius! And damn that Jackson and his censorship of Hallery! =)

you ladys of the day submitters....here's a bit of advice.if you're going to submit pictures of yourself,don't you all think it would be worthwhile spending a little on some better photography? I mean, if you got the guts of taking all this shit we dish out to ya'll, might as well try to make it at least halfway decent...I'm sure there's a few halfway decent photographers out there, who would be willing....well that's my advice...Nice boobs by the way...

You're nasty and disgusting. I really and truly hope this is fake, but even if it's fake, some chubby, desperate little Chicana skank (I'm not being racist, I'm actually part Mexican) decided to get half naked, take some "lyk super hawwwwtttt n sexxxxxay pix!" and post them online. Oh yeah, with the "artsy", wet-hair one, thrown in for good measure, to show people that she has a dark side too.

Fucking gross. I hate the way you talk (seriously, who the hell talks like that anymore), I hate the way you look, you embarrass me as a Latina by playing into every negative stereotype possible. All we need to make it perfect would be your five kids who in no way resemble each other since they all have different fathers, in the pictures with you.

Also, if you're going to show off your body like that, please make sure you have your pollo all lined up. A decent body, cute clothes (that belt and bra are hideous. If you're going to pose in a bra, at least let if be a cute one. You can find a better bra at Ross. My grandma seriously wears bras exactly like your black one.), somebody to actually take your pictures (do you have no friends? I'm sure you sleep with enough guys where at least one of them as a digital camera), and if you're going to show your face, at least put on a little lipstick. Seriously, get your ass to a MAC counter, though, because nothing but their pancake, heavily pigmented products will make you even passably attractive.

Desperation tits is right. Plus, if you actually got in shape, those things would go bye bye. Oh and wax your upper lip too.

Adios.

Can these girls sue when they find out that Jackson and/or Moe stole their pictures and posted them?

Okay lookin, but maybe wear a bit of makeup babe. Check out Delany Decolleur to see how to pose--she's a bit skanky though and shows the goods. hahaha, I love it though!

I'm back bitches!!! Finally got my password.

Yo I'm from NYC. This chick looks like tons of Latina chicks out here. Nothing special about her. I'd smash though.

Those pics are nice, you really get to the point.

/4****'s

I would like to eat olives out of her belly button, then wash her dishes.

Dina - they don't steal... not saying that a girl will send pictures of a different girl and pretend its them, but why the hell would Moe or Jackson "steal" these BLOTD photos...

This is the last time I going to say this, Consuela: PLEASE DON'T USE OUR CAMERA. We hired you to clean the house and go to the market, not sit on the computer all day long. The kitchen is a disaster area, Consuela. When was the last time you did the dishes? The baby bottles have been sitting in there for almost three days now and the smell is starting to make me sick. Can't you smell that? And we're out of soy milk. I told you that Mr. Richard and I cannot drink milk with our cereal in the morning because it gives us a stomach ache. That's why we need soy milk. But we don't have any soy milk. Are you listening to me, Consuela? Are you stoned? You look like you're stoned. And please put your shirt back on. I don't think it's right for Richard Junior to see you in your bra. Do you know what's going to happen if Richard Junior keeps seeing you in your bra? He's going to grow up to be one of those men who drives over the border and kills prostitues.

I just can't imagine how all of a sudden, a bunch of catty girls would want to send pictures in, just about every day. Especially when I haven't seen any promotion of the BLOTD. I mean, I've been in email correspondence with Jackson and I don't think he'd do that, but I really don't understand how all of a sudden, we're bombarded with obviously fake BLOTD submissions ever single day. Especially when there used to be one BLOTD every month or so. It just seems very strange to me.

And "why the hell"? Maybe to get more traffic to their site? How should I know?

yes, we know you like your chest, ok good
but what about that muffin top you are sporting???

ha dina...i'm a real BLOTD i swear! (haven't gotten my p-word yet though. what gives?). i doubt if they are stolen pics that jxn/moe picked them out. probably the standard jealous ex or random bored dude. i'd like to pretend they're all real though. i apparently didn't read the underlying "rules" of pic submission.
next time: ass and full body shot. and no "pro-pics!"
look for me to be "revisited" one day :o)

to me you scream skank

Nice juggs, ok face. You get 3 stars.

Adorable girl face and body, and hair, great. - You look very young though, and hopefully won't regret posting such provocative pictures.

@45 - Jackson never censored my pics. I meant that I just do not have any of my butt with clothing on it and I did not feel comfortable having a full on naked pic of my own ass on the Interwebs. At least not without some form of monetary compensation. lol

Dina - There is a Maria who posts here. I don't know if it's the same girl, of course. I do think that other random people (NOT Jackson or Moe) have sent in pics with obviously inflammatory answers and Jackson would have no way to know it for sure. I doubt that's the case here though. I think this one is legit. I know mine, yours, and Emily's were as well as others like Cassie and Cassandra for recent examples.

Emily - I am sure everybody is looking forward to your revisited submission. :-) You've got a rockin' bod! A few people have been waiting for passwords. I think it's just the new format. Try emailing them.

Not bad. An Arkansas 8, an L.A. 4. What cracks me up about all these B.L.O.D's is they all cop that amateurish "look coyly at the camera" mug to feign hotness. "Actual" hot chicks don't need this. Adrianna can set her gaze at the camera and melt your face off. She can look hot taking a dump. These girls.....not so much. Despite their best contrived efforts.

might want to cut back on the refried beans a bit

Seriously??!!! Some of you guys think she's hot?? HOW? I guess women really do only need to have big tits...huh? Look at her face!! Really now people, I know you all probably have really low standards, but DAMN! PIGGY PIG PIG

Yeah,and she allmost looks clinically obese with that hanging belly over her pants :)

@61, I know. More of a joke about my desire to see those pics than anything else. Yes... joke...

Girl next door cute.

Tatas look interesting, but we need to see the legs before arriving at a final conclusion.

Emily, pleaseeee submit again, I liked you.

Muffin top. Ethnic pug face. Decent tits. Nasty shower curtain. 4/10.

UGLY! nice rack, though.

@66 Does that mean yea or nay to the naked arse pic?

yeah, u have very nice boobs...i dont know how they r without a bra (usually the big ones r saggy) but they look perfect in the pix...u need to tone up ur stomach...it's nasty and jelly-like...not digging the face at all...you also look old...but nice hair...and thank god, for the first time, a blotd took the time to answer the questions.

@ Hallery, whatever you're more comfortable with of course. 0=)

awwwwww
you guys erased cady's spam
now my joke doesn't make any sense

@ 74- Thanks! I will keep it in mind in case I decide to start that soft core porno career I've been thinking about! ;-)

Looks like my cleaning lady's daughter.

They removed the spam? Damn, I didn't get a chance to write down the addy! Come back Cady!

@ Hallery- The no pressure approach is the way to go. I'm going to start working on my acceptance speech just in case it happens. =)

She's got a jiggling jelly belly

Why the hell is my name at the right on that "Bastardly Bitcing" thing??

uh...dude..."Bastardly bitching" it just tracks the last like 10 comments...so if you have made of the last last 10 comments, your name is on that last...like im sure mine will be after i post this.

BTW Hallery, I gave you 5 stars when you posted.

Aw, Douche! That's so nice, thanks! I wanted to get five stars but I know that no one ever has, so I am happy with four. Someday, some girl will come on here and get five and then I might be just a little jealous but I can deal. Mostly, I will be happy that someone finally melted the hearts of all of the cruel bastards.

Shes fake!! for sure anyhow i am getting sick of the same sht, i think vidios are a good idea!! Maybe change the questions coz this same sht sucks

No one is perfect i have yet to see a 5 star girl, has there ever been a 5 star girl?

Hallery , post those ass pictures & I'll give you 5 stars & my car.

It's a 81 Labaron but it still runs good.

^Extremely enticing offer, Buck. Thanks so much! :-)

Only the mediocre for you babe.

Hallery, I went back to check & make sure I didn't say anything bad about you >>>>> 7. Buck Nasty (Uncertified Bastard)
I like the bathing suit shots, pretty face & fine cha-chas.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 12:39pm Sorry I was a little nasty.

i was told there's never been a 5*er. there never will be. too many opinions out there. jxn/moe could post adriana or alessandra [or any other token of perfection in most ppls eyes] and they'd still get 4.

plus there's people out there who are just retarded and vote 1* just bc ha!

All she has is boobs - nothing else

no thx

@Buck Nasty - Hey, it's all in good fun! I really liked your original comment to me. No worries and thanks again for making me laugh this morning.

*thumbs down*

Nice rack, but the head of a crack addict

"I find that one of my best features"
best feature or only feature?