Butter face. Sorry. Looks like Ashlee Simpson pre-nose job.

Hilary, you're no Hallery...that's for sure.

Not bad, I hate that side of the face piercing, that's trashy...but I think she's kinda cute.

I think that you are the hottest on this site in a good while. I love pic 3. I would absolutley use you as a cum dumpster.

i dont like her peircing thats horrid but she is alright looking

Fugly face, ok bod - respect for 3rd page, but would only touch it if i was really bored..

like

really bored..

ill give you a few props homegirl. you got this sexy flower child vibe goin for ya especially with the tat that im going to assume goes all the way around the backside and then the trashy yet sexy face piercing. but what we here at bastardly need to see(and all you ladies best take notes), we need to see ASS!!!! very few of you are sending in this crucial evidence we need in order to properly judge you.

Starting with 4 stars

+1 for comments

-1 for large love handles (before 11pm)

+1 for large love handles (after 11pm)

-2 for the dumbest tattoos ever

-5 for the face piercing...how in the world do you think that looks good? I have no idea what goes through peoples minds...slap yourself woman...right in the mouth.

+4 because I feel bad for you that somewhere along the line someone told you face piercings look cool in your upper lip.

Overall...2 stars.

I think you are super hot. I actually like more without makeup....I like everything but the tattoos. The face piercing is kind of mehh, but that could be fixed easier than the tattoo.
You're the kind of regular white chick I like. You're not a 10, but you don't look high maintenance either so that makes you high up on my charts.

Alright, who wanted to pantent the bathroom camera? Seriously would make good business. I think I need to get more involved with my daughters.

One of the better looking BLODs I've seen here. Decent bod and pretty face.

Your last answer could have been more original though.

I liked your first answer though. Nice to see a lot of BLODs giving props to my homegirl Adriana.

I was gonna talk some mad shit until I got to page 3.

You're a brave, brave girl. Nice ink, btw.

I'll give you 3.5 stars. You lose points for not showing off your shoes and the bad MySpace pics.

wow a fuckable one this week

this girl is very brave. I'll give you props for sending enough pics, iu didnt send any of your ass (a bastardly requirement) but page 3 made up for that. I wish you had let someone else take the pics so we could get a better view. Youre cute and u have a nice bod. I'll give u 3 stars. U lost points for the face piercing. I like the tat btw

Again, I cannot be more clear about this: tattoos should appear only on sailors, carnys, and bikers. Piercings in placs other than ears should be limited to primitive tribespeople.

Hopefully the hole in your face will fill in and some mederma can heal the scar. The ink will require the aid of a good plastic surgeon if you wnat to avoid a lifetime of regret. Trust me what you think is cool at 20 won't be in another ten years. Try and avoid mistakes that leave permanet marks.

You were cute before you mucked yourself up. Go find that rich old geezer, close your eyes, get paid and clean yourself up.

Why are all the pics taken in their bathrooms? Can't they find someone to take a decent pic for them.

Hate the tat and piercing.

2.5 stars.

A real BLOTD?!? Maybe so . . .

I'd say you're very cute, in an 'everyday/regular girl' sort of way.

Picture 1:
Tidy up that bathroom! Do you want us to think you're a pig???
Picture 2:
Reasonable effort with a mirror shot. You look smokin' in those jeans!
Picture 3:
You were blessed with a very aesthetic body. Do you honestly think the graffiti on your hip is an improvement???
Picture 4:
Nasty puncture wound you've got there. You'll be getting that treated, won't you?
Picture 5:
OOW! Love the INSANELY low rise! <3<3<3 . . . but, more graffiti :(
Picture 6:
If there is a proper way to do a "MySpace trout-pout", this is it.
Picture 7:
Nice effect. I like the hair over the eye.
Picture 8:
Technical issues aside: If I were your grandfather's age, and had $3mil . . . hmmmmm (otherwise, you wouldn't look twice, at me ;)

4 stars (deduction taken for hip scribbles and facial puncture wound)

Look, I think you are cute; I really do but seriously, level with me:

Are pictures in the crapper a secret requirement for becoming the BLOTD? Did they email you after you sent in your photo and say "Please sent at least two crappy, odd angle bathroom mirror shots to advance to the next round of consideration?"

Bumsex please.

Best BLOTD for a while.

wait...how come u look so busted on page 1, 3 and 4 but good in other ones? and damn, ur practically naked in one of ur pix...i know the bastards here will love it cuz ur most likely an easy lay...and those jeans on page 2...whats the brand? they look damn hot and low...
oh yeah good choice with Adriana Lima haha

1,3,4 and 6* dont forget 6

i...can't...decide. i want to like this girl, i really do. but the face piercing and the tat on the hip is distracting me. i love tattoos and piercings, just not in those locations.
i actually think she needs to GAIN a few pounds. her hip bones stick out too far (but no more than 5lbs)

***

oh, and she kind of looks like haley from paramore in the 6th pic. that's my fave

She is seen on w e al t h y R o m a n c e.com, what happeneded?

Mr. Jinx needs to go swallow bleach.

I bet she gives really great head.

She is quite cute!!!

cheap hooker

but i gave her 4, though ;)

Hmmm...I'd hit it but...it'd be like doinking Barbie. Pretty and whatnot, just and empty shell with lipstick.

Cute ,nice breasticles, no ass, get rid of the hardware.

Let's give her props for trying to get sexy with the pictures. This should be encouraged in Lady O' the Day. She's pretty cute and has a great body. Unfortch, the nasty tattoo and the inexplicable metal in her face sent her right into the reject file. Such a waste. It's a pity really.

a 4 for me the face piercing i don't understand, but that can be fixed easily

Those tattoos are awful. What are you, fucking stupid?

looks like the type of girl that deserves a good beating

Not bad. The penultimate photo is by far the best and you look the most attractive in it. Nice eyes, nice freckles. Pretty.
Thanks.

All the anti-tat sentiments are why I'm hesitant to send my pics in. I'm tatted up...

Your well hot and you know it, love the eyes, teeth etc, dont change a thing, grt body. On the negative bad tats bad hair colour and very slutty with the naked picture their i hope ur mum and dad dont catch u doing sht like this.

I gave you 4 stars minus 1 for being a slut

Nothing wrong with tats as long as you don't take them to the level of Kat von D. Anyway, I would totally bang this Hillary chick.

Okay, nice body, but the face is ROUGH!

Looks like a collie dog! Jeebus! I give the body an 8 and the face a 2.

it's good to finally have someone hot on this BLOTD

Totally hate the MySpace/batroom pics.
Face piercing's gotta go too. WTF?
Tat's don't do you any favors, if you've gotta have them make them colorful & a work of art. They should accentuate you, not be an ugly distraction.

Bet theres been some "man sauce" dripping from that nose a time or two. This chick is HOT in a normal sort of way. Face peircings have got to go though.

Your BATHROOM of all rooms in your house, disgusting!!!
What's with pg 3?? What's with that skin sticking out above you right {my left view} tit and next to your armpit??? You are pear shaped with the love handles and a small chest. Tats and piercings are not good in the long run. But, you do have a pretty face in some shots.

I like this girl, natural beauty. The more plain you dress in the pictures the better you look. You need to get that thing out of your face though. All in all one of the best BLOD's of all time. (I like 'em super skinny like you are! 5. 4.85 stars, only because of the lip thing and the tats. But we could just turn you around and leave your shirt on!!!

Nice body, definitely lose that facial piercing uggh.

Caitie, come on who cares what people you don't know and will never meet say. No one is universally loved, except, perhaps ME haha. Super models get crushed on this site, so what.

Everyone has their own taste, I generally find most tattoo's to be masculine, but have dated girls who had interesting, thoughtful ones without a problem. I also like tall, thin girls, who still have boobs and a butt, that's what I like and could not care less if people disagree.

Hallery, we've seen the boobs, you claim a great butt though you continue to tease by not delivering the goods , and are into foot jobs, are you campaigning for 5*'s.

Catie....Be brave we'll protect you (sound of buggle). Although it seems that a lot of the former BLOTD like Leni and the other have disappeared since the change over.
Plus it depends on the tattoos.
On some it is fine. I just didn't like this BLOTD's choice of tattoos.
Either way I'd always stick up for veteran like yourself.

King, my personal favorite is number 5. She looks really genuine.

You look good in the second pic.

/4****'s
//not too bad for a friday

You look sexy in some pix here,bitch. But to spice things up a bit, the next BLOtD should be anorexic.

Where would you wear that outfit in pic 5 to? maybe i'm just "small town" [not really] but theres never an excuse to wear something like that out of the house except halloween
i wish i could dress that sexy all the time haha

DAMN!!!!!! can we get a pic of you sitting on the SHITTER!!!!!

hah ah ah ah ah ahah ah h ah ah ah ah ha ha ha h ah ah ah

#7 is the best

If you were to get rid of the bad tats and the stupid face jewely, you would be an L.A. 9. With that said, you are now an L.A. 6, which means compared to the rest of the nation, you are an 8.

Magicnotes -1 for being a slut???? That's + a duece in my book. Catie what kind of tats are we talking here??? No swastikas or Nazi symbols are there???Francois #35 that was a well thought out comment, now put on your wife beater tee shit & go do the dishes you asshole. For those of you that don't know what a wifebeater tee shirt is here is the wikipedia def. " The shirt's nickname, "wifebeater", could originate from its frequent depictions in many movies and TV shows of aggressive American men, usually living in poor conditions (such as living in a trailer) and having low income, beating their wives and/or children while wearing this shirt. Also known as an Italian dinner jacket."

Caitie, I think #47 is right we would be easier on another reg. That's why we root for others like Hallery, and Emily seems to be commenting now, by the way Em, like that pose where you are tugging at you bikini bottom.

Gee thanks Buck for the white trash education.
Maybe he's talking whips and riding crops...As opposed to knuckles and brocken bear bottles?

*Beer bottles*

I wan't barbie blonde anorexics on here.

I think she's rad! Dont really like the monroe peircing though, it takes away from how pretty you really are. Awesome body & cool personality! You look awesome with both hair colors too, which is rare!

Hot! Waaaaay better than most of these lady of the day posts

Shes hawt.

JAILBAIT

Good personality, great answers, tight body. You're rather fun and refreshing. Just what I like in a college girl. I want to sex you hard.

#61..is that a dare???

chick is hot. no fucking doubt. and in some shes got that cute quality to her face which is also a very nice plus.

i like her body too.

best BLOTD in a while.

Richard I was taking his meaning of a beating as an ass kicking or if he did mean the S&M style spanking then I apologize to Sir Francois.

I would say she's girl next door cute but if she lived next door, I wouldn't be on here commenting. Nothing wrong with tats, as long as they mean something to you. Definitely one of the better BLOTDs in recent memory.

So by now you have read about 68 posts and I hope you have come to the realization that the lip/cheek ring is crap. You look so much better without it. Body is rocking, tattoos are on the lame side, and you have a cute smile.

4 out of 5

#47 ? I haven't disappeared :) just have less time to leave comments but I visit Batardly every day. As for Caitie, girl, even if someone hate tats, fuck him/her, really, I bet you're awsome, wanna see these redhair, lol. If I took to heart all people' negative opinion I'd be starving now, but uh uh, I'm eating chocolate right now cuz I like it ;)
Even if some people hated me I still got many nice comments, so gotta believe I'm not a Brooke Hogan's ugly clone...lmfao.
Caitie, I really hope you'll do BLotD, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who's dying to see you :)

geez, forgot to say sth bout this girl, yeah, you're kinda cute.

Hilary - You look good in pics 2, 4, and 6. You have great skin.

Catie - Tats can be very cool. I don't have any myself but think they are interesting and some I have seen are very beautiful. You should send your pics in. Red hair and blue eyes are always pretty together and you have friends (and fellow shoe lovers) here. If I did it, anyone can. True, I had a couple of glasses of wine before hitting that send button to Jackson but I am glad now that I did it. The insulting comments have a way of rolling off your back, or making you laugh, or both! Who cares?

Anon - I never said I had a "great ass". I do have a big butt for a white girl though. As to whether or not it's "great", you guys will be the ultimate judges of that.

#72, Hallery, right, I remember I froze when I saw the first insulting comment, but after the 10th I calmed down, lol, it's NOT scary at all...
And I'm very much a foot lover, I like my feet and I pay attention to women's feet, so, Caitie...... if you needed motivation, I think you know what to do now :)

i dont care WHAT Caitie looks like...shell be my pick for #1 fav bastardly lady of the day EVER.

All of us girls here should do a BLOtD. :)

^^ Pam, would you?

#51 - she was ironing the shirt that went under it at the time and stopped to take the pic. But dressing that sexy always would def be a plus :P

Hallery, O behave. Now you have to show it,big butt for a white girl,you did it for me I have to go now.

your body is hot
face is cute
you don't need to pout to look sexy
4 stars

Nothing wrong with tats as long as you don't take them to the level of Kat von D.

I've got a sleeve, a chest piece and my entire back is done....

I'm going to give it some thought over the weekend.

Maybe, maybe.. I wonder if any of those BLOtD women come under different names.. maybe they comment on here..

^^ I think some do

I agree with Buck Nasty, I'm sold.

Oh, Phil.

<3

*mwah*

I think as long as a girl sends in half-naked pictures and isn't fat, she's golden on here.

Are you guys serious? Aside from the ink and piercings, her face is BUSTED. To the person who said she looks like Ashlee pre-nose job, honestly, even Ashlee looked better than this. At least she had decent skin and looks somewhat clean. She already has wrinkles (the ones around the eyes are obvious on page four, and I assume from her style and the beer in a plastic cup, that she's around my age, or younger. I'm 21 and I don't have a single wrinkle, yet I live in a place where direct sunlight is unavoidable.), looks like she's gotten too much sun, and she looks like every other mainland girl who comes down to U of Hawaii, and nobody gives a second look. Girls that look like this just get fucked by drunk guys, at least down here. Her body in thin, but she's rocking a slight amount of beer gut in the lower abs and her boobs are pretty saggy, considering how small they are. Idk, maybe I'm used to seeing better. You see cuter white, natural-looking, low-maintenance girls at the health food stores here and on the beach at North Shore.

There have been way better looking BLOTDs who have gotten ripped apart. Even some of the girls who looked like trannies were more attractive. Adja was cuter, Susan was cuter (although not trannyriffic), and even Kayla was. I really don't get it.

thank you, its about time we get a quality BLOD, I think your a smaking hot you lady.

Yeah! Leni! Sorry just didn't see ya there.
Good to see you former BLOTD hanging around. You are brave souls. *bows*
PS Megan....You are so cute!

but please get rid of that thing on your face, it takes away from an already really cute face.

She is so-so cute.. not elegant and classy beautiful. How old is she??

Also, what's with that Jennifer Maniston hairdo on page 5??

But your skin looks so smooth on page 3.. and well, at least the body is better than Hayden P..

Dina - Do you surf? If I lived in Hawai'i I would be surfing every single day. I would look like a 90 y/o woman in about 3 months from the sun damage but I don't think I would care because I would be so happy. I surfed in Lahaina, Maui, late last year and those pics of me on the beach are from Napili Bay. You are very lucky to live in such a beautiful place but I am sure you already know that.

A cut above the usual BLOTD fare, but I don't like the metallic pustule on your face. Looks like a steel zit.

Hallery, you said you heard the view is good from back there, so I took it as you liked what you have, as you should. Besides we only kid the ones we love.
As someone who loves the beach myself, a little, or a lot of SPF50+ and no worries, some sun is actually very healthy for you. It is thought to be a reason Equatorial women have far lower rates of breast cancer compared to those closer to the poles, vitamin d3 is very good, where is Damla when you need her.

Yes, I know you kid and I like it. :-) I don't see the view from back there very often so I don't know. Maybe it's going to be like the shocking JLH pic? Ha ha. That would be kind of a sick joke on all of the bastards. She has a big but for a white girl too, you know. I agree about sunscreen and I always try to wear it every day, even in winter. I wish I were darker naturally though but it's not really in the genes for me.

Hey Hallery!

I thought that the beach in your pictures looked familiar. Actually I don't surf, although I've tried it a few times. I used to date this guy who was set on getting me into surfing with him, but I didn't ever get into it. I'm more into just swimming at the beach. I do really love the ocean. And Maui is wonderful. My grandfather was from Lahaina and I've always spent a lot of time there, visiting family. Have you visited any other islands? I'm from Honolulu, Hawaii and there's a different vibe with every island, and even from one area of an island to the next.

I grew up getting a lot of sun and I make up for it with good skincare. I always use at least an SPF 30 in indirect sunlight, and SPF 50 when in direct sunlight. Also, I'm lucky genetically. Everybody in my family looks much younger than they are, which I think is due to our ethnic background. Still, I think that even if you surfed a lot, with a lot of sun protection, you won't look 90! Your skin looks really good in your pictures. I don't think I ever commented on your entry, but I think you're very pretty. And you're right, I'm so lucky to live here. I love it. It would be very hard for me to move away.

Aloha, Dina!

I can understand. I would never leave if I were you. It was hard for me to leave after one short vacation. I assumed you must live on Oahu because you mentioned the North Shore. I have only been to Maui so far but I want to explore all of the islands in the future.
I live in an area where cross country and especially downhill skiing is very popular and like Hawai'i with surfing, people come here from all over to ski. I am an okay skier but my heart is not in it, maybe because I live here and take it for granted? I guess the grass is always greener. Anyway, mahalo for the nice compliment. I think you're very pretty too plus very smart which makes you amazing.
Well, I am off now. I think Jackson and Moe must be getting sick of me posting on here, not to mention poor Hilary! Sorry, Hilary.

^^bitches take that canoodling to myspace or ringo or some shit...as for this blotd, she's hot with a very nice body...dina and hallery are just jealous...great picture variety and you look better as a blonde, nice tats...props for being a white girl, but not looking like a boring white girl...

If you lay on your back there'll be no gaps between your shoulders and heels.

@98 - I am not jealous. Peace Out, Phucka!

Nothin but love for hallery but #98 is the most bastardly thing I've heard in a long time. The first bit that is.

...but I bet you guys would be happier with a video of what was goin on on page 3...

Tight little bod...average looks...the tats not that bad IMO, but the piercing is degrading your looks not helping them.

98, Shut the fuck up. I have no reason to be jealous. Many women look better than I do, but I'm not jealous of them. In fact, I have nothing but praise. My sister is a model and in my opinion is more beautiful than I am, and I'm proud of her. Every woman I mentioned on my "I'd go lesbian for" answer, are more beautiful than I am, and I admire that. One or two of the BLOTD may even be, but I assure you, this one is not. Now, I'm aware that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but in my opinion, and what I believe is the opinion of the general mainstream western public, I far surpass this sup-par, beach rat, stoner looking chick. My skin is clearer, more vibrant, and smoother; my hair is healthier, shinier and has more body; my body is slightly more curvaceous while also being tighter (no beer gut here); my breasts are firmer while also being one or two cup sizes larger; and my features are more refined. Caveman forehead my ass, you stupid piece of shit. Yeah, duh I have a high forehead. There's a difference between a high forehead and a caveman forehead. My brow is smooth. No protuberances here. If I hated it, I'd cover it up with bangs. I figure that if a high forehead is good enough for Angelina, Tyra (who was great looking in her prime), and Selita Ebanks (and I'm not saying I'm as beautiful as they are, I know I'm not), then it's good enough for me. I know I'm not the most beautiful girl in the world, not even close, but I'm good looking enough that it is beneficial to me, and it helps me get by, if I back it up with some substance. And you know what? That's good enough for me.

@98 ^What she said. Now go crawl back into your mom's basement and look at naked pictures in National Geographic.

You have an okay body, I agree with the love handles comment. Your tattoos suck & you REALLY need to get something smaller for your monroe piercing - it looks really fucking bad. If I didn't have to see the photos of you on a lonley Saturday night sitting at home whoring yourself up in your bathroom taking the obligatory myspace-mirror shot pictures, I would've maybe given you a three.

i love me a good Bastardly catfight! anyhoo, i think this Hilary girlie is fire. a few of the puckered lips faces are stupid, but whatever... can't have everything, i guess. that outfit in pic 5 combined with her smokin' body could give me a boner during a funeral.

I like Pic 6. Freckles and a little bump on the nose seriously ring my bell. "I's in your interwebz bein' all vulnerable." I'll bite, that's fuckin' cute.

Why does every dumb slut who takes pictures of themselves in mirrors make exactly the same facial expression?

I'm down to do the Bastardly dude of the day.

one of the few girls to actually give a bastardly answer to the "what makes you bastardly?" question

I don't know, I think she's pretty OK.
I have tattoos so I can't say much, I like the placement of her tat, but not the design AT ALL. The piercing and haircut are absolutely terrible. You can so tell they aren't her style at all, someone needs to watch a few episodes of Barney and learn to stay true to yourself.
Her body is pretty nice but it looks like a dieter's body, thin in odd places. Overall, *** stars.
Oh and the freckles are very cute.

great body, okay face (very jessica simpson, but pretty eyes), crappy answers. say something interesting you boring bitch.

I like pic 2. You're kinda slutty, but I'd hit it.
3 stars.

On the plus side: You're pretty and have a nice natural look, I like the fact you don't cover your freckles with piles of make up. You also have a nice toned body.

On the downside: Your look is like 7 years out of date, with the piercings and super low rise jeans. This makes you look cheap and I get the feeling you like your drugs.

2.5 stars from me.

I also think you're very American looking, which is why you're getting such high points.

85 said it all...its the sluttiness that got this chick 4 stars...i saw 2 very pretty blonde blotds on here...and they didnt send in any slutty pix...and they got 4 stars...she looks ok but in the pix i mentioned, she looks extremely busted, old and ugly...i didnt bother to comment on the body cuz i wanted to move onto the other bastardly posts but given that this chick now has 4 stars, i should have haha...she has nasty, saggy tits and it is weird given they r small and should be perky...on page 3, the page where she is practically naked and u can see everything clearly, her hip area is fucked up...i dont know if she has any hips...extremely small bottom doesnt help the verdict, either.

94,
damla is here! haha...i have fair skin even though i am in fl...i dont tan easily...my mom is naturally tan, and my sister tans so easily but yeah, i am practically milky white below the waist and tan in the stomach...i am like a rainbow haha

ok, so i have been seeing this hallery person on here...i commented on her blotd...it's nice to see blotds revealing themselves on the bastardly while posting regularly...i like that...u can put a face to the person.

Damla, I know you've said that you won't do BLOTD but I think you should because I saw your face pic and from what I could tell, you are very pretty.

Douche, That's cool. Do it!

Jackson, We should have Bastardly Dude of the Day at least like once a week or once a month or as often as we can get them because there are a lot of girls on here.

fuck it, id do it too.... on 2 conditions, since im Phillip McCracken... i get the honor of being the 1st one...and 2, i dont have to send in a picture of me with out a shirt on....

LMAO! Phil, you wanna be the first one, do it.

i dont think a bastardly dude would ever happen ANYWAYS...but i think id rather stay anonymous because i dont think i need people "KNOWING" im Phillip McCracken for sure....

i dont really care what people would say, and id like to do it JUST so i can see what people WOULD say just cause they hate my ATTITUDE, regardless of what i look like, im gonna get ripped just cause most of the people here hate me, but, IDK, id have to seriously think about it for other reasons...

Aw, common, Phil, Just do it!! Or do you have something to be ashamed of.. are you handicapped?

hey pam, i thought you said a while back you had seen pictures of me already....hm.....liar liar pants on fire...

and no im not handicapped....

plus anyone can click my name and look at my MySpace. theres even pictures in my album of me on there when i met Hilary Duff, Emma Caulfield, and Kristen Bell.

Yeah I saw a photo of you, but it's been awhile!!