63 Scandalous Comments

She's a good lookin' chick. Still plays second fiddle to Adriana though. Plus, I heard that Adriana speaks 17 different languages fluently. Alessandra only speaks 2. HA! So there!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:29pm

17?!?

that has to be bullshit...

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:31pm

There a few things that should never be discussed in public: politics, religion, and who is hotter Alessandra or Adriana?

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:44pm

Cracktarded face, but I'd still hit!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:47pm

Yeah, that body is nice.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:08pm

I would abuse that baby bump til the sun came up.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:17pm

1,
that is complete BS

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:18pm

I wonder how many languages she could speak with my cock in her mouth.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:22pm

Lima also has some nice new VS pics. These are some of my favorites from 2008 so far...

www.casperchristophersen.com/newvs

These are not scans though so the resolution is a little crappy. Still worth a glance.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:45pm

#12

Complete sarcasm :)

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:49pm

Alessandra is the hottest woman I have ever seen.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:26pm

she still looks mannish... and those teeth are a bigger mistake than her getting knocked up.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:29pm

Looks trannyish.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:35pm

insanely hot

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:48pm

I hope to see her in the next VS show. She is my favorite angel.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:08pm

@ 7 ACE
LOL, I love that, man!!!!! Very true

@ 6 Yum
You are right. She speaks English, Spanish, and Portuguese fluently, and some Italian.
At least that's what the Maybelline site says.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:26pm

Some of VS "swimwear" looks like it suppose to be underwear; especially the bottoms.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:27pm

insanely hot------

i agree 100%!!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:42pm

Alessandra actually looks pretty hott here.

pstroyer, adriana looks hott in those pics but they're kind of freaky because they are so fucking photoshopped. she looks like a mannequin.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:46pm

I love Alessandra. She is so beautiful.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:59pm

10/10.
More than perfect

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 9:15pm

She is fi-ii-i-nnnneee. Look up the definition of fine in a proper dictionary and you will find a pictorial spread of Alessandra Ambrosio (even her name is fi-ii-i-nnnneee).

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 12:14am

I love the lacy number on pg 3. It could do without the hearts, but with Ale in it who gives a damn?

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 12:18am

I liked the last pic best.
I thought Doutzen on page 3 was curvier. Maybe it's just that awkward pose. She has a very lovely face.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 12:44am

Marry me Alessandra

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 7:59am

Uhhhh. . .they've covered at least half of her face with a shadow or her hair in every photo. That is because her FACE IS UGLY AND THE PHOTO EDITOR KNOWS IT.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 2:27pm

This is an underwear shoot, not swimwear.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 3:16pm

Gorgeous

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 8:07pm

Her beauty is amazing

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 9:53pm

eat a fuckin sandwich already

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 12:46am

I still say VS is missing out by not marketing maternity clothing and using her and other hot preggo models to sell them. Why should she have to go into hiding now? She will still be beautiful in my book, even with a huge bump!

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 12:57am

I looove that thing that she does with her lips, it's so sexy! Like a half smile something.
AND OMG. Doutzen lowered herself to Victoria's Secret?? WTF! She's like WAAAAAAY above that and too good for this magazine.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 7:43am

they covered part of Doutzen's face too...and your theory is....

It's sexy to have a little hair in the eyes..that's the reason..Ale is beautiful.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:11am

SHE IS NOT CLOSE TO BE HOT WITH THAT BODY...NOT TITS..NOT ASS NOT CURVES..AND A MALE FACE...WHAT A CRAP.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:23am

Last picture terrible looking like a man...that face!!!!. She looks ugly in many candids also..not make up..so simple.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:27am

Perfection

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 11:04am

Yes, Hallery I agree! I think VS should invest in the maternity clothing market.
Alessandra's pregnancy is a good reason for them to start to explore this opportunity.
She is my favorite supermodel, btw.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 11:40am

I agree, Hallery! Now that Alessandra is pregnant I think VS should invest in the maternity clothing market. I see this situation as a good opportunity to VS explore.
Alessandra Ambrosio is my favorite supermodel, btw.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 12:40pm

I'm buying the pink bra on page 2. Do you Bastards approve?

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 12:53pm

Wanna stick my tongue in her belly button.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 12:55pm

She looks GREAT here. It's a bit upsetting to know that the only suits she'll be wearing for a while will come from Lane Bryant(or whatever the h that store is). Ah well...

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 3:22pm

No, she can afford better than Lane Bryant. Trust me, she will make a gorgeous pregnant lady and will be even hotter after the baby because she'll likely have more curves. What is so ugly about being pregnant to you men??? It's how you all got here, you know!

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 5:30pm

Numbah 39: She will give birth next week into your mouth

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 7:53pm

she is average. many people on here have no standards. to call her long, narrow, weird face beautiful. its an insult.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:29pm

not good

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:30pm

Yawn. Can you pick a new person to obsess over?

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 1:35am

Alessandra is simply the hottest woman alive!

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 6:42am

ugly rat faced slut

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 8:28am

adriana needs a nose lift

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 @ 9:43pm

C'mon Moe. Surely you saw the Adrianna Hammock thread from yesterday.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:33pm

that doutzen chick has no body...look @ her pic on the left upper corner on page 3...Ale looks good in these shots...but cant get past her weird ass, long torso, man

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:17pm

those teeth ruined her entire face...stupid!!!!

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 6:19pm

Pstroyer, those are amazing pictures of Adriana Lima.
Now I am in doubt.
Who is the hottest girl alive? Adriana or Alessandra?
I can't decide.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:37pm

20,
I'll save you the trouble and let you know. LIMAAAAAAAAAAA all the way! haha

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 8:08pm

Damn she's hot here.. Too bad she'll never be this hot again. Looks like Lima can regain the top position. Pun intended.

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 12:16am

When will she give birth?

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 9:54pm

Shemale

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 10:13am

Ooops, I am sorry people, but my comment had not appeared in the 1st time.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008 @ 12:41pm

17 is horseshit. Much less then that. Any how, she is looking rather square faced but i'd throw a few in her.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:34pm

I can't stand too much time without her

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008 @ 9:55pm

Agree.Adriana is way more exotic.More feminine.Don't get me wrong,I love skinny chicks,but this one has a strange look about her.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:34pm

17? wtf... is there even 17 languages??? hahaha
ummm no i hear she speaks english portuguese and spanish fluently... and she knows like basic italian

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 5:35pm

62, why does adriana need a nose lift? her nose looks fine to me

Thursday, March 13th, 2008 @ 7:18pm

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