Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kristina





Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Hmmm Angelina Jolie cuz I know she would take control ;)

Do you like your boobs?
Yes I do

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Of course!! the old man would probably only last like 30sec it would be the easiest money ever earned haha

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?

No, but I sure in the hell have got tons of free drinks

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?

No not really

What makes you Bastardly?

I dont know it all depends on the readers...what do you guys and girls think?!?

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Well atleast your answers are short. 3rd pic is the best out of the lot. I'm not in a bitching mood right now so please forgive me.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:34pm
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Good for titty fuckin....that's about it. (unless you like chunky soup)

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:36pm
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Nice fat rack!! Well.....I guess I would after a few cocktails.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:39pm
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beuuuurk

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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Dude this is not a good way to start the week. Now my eyes burn. What the hell is going on with your hair, are you underwater or something?

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:47pm
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Kris, you are so white hot, you can go to your wedding naked!!!

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:49pm
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eww what a fucking pig

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:57pm
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Oh by the way JohnnyMak and DAT_DOOd are gonna love you. You're their ideal woman.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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Seriously wtf, why would you send in these pictures? Do you want to make yourself feel bad? Or do you honestly think you're hot, cause then you're seriously fucking deluded. You actually look like a pig, it makes me sick to look at your face, please don't ever take any more pictures of yourself.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:05pm
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some bangs would help to cover up that gynormous five head....and also what's up with those shoes, very tacky....um...beautiful brown eyes....burnt hair, try some conditioner...and um...easily fixable chubby arms...

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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I'd pound the daylights out of you now, but I'd have some concerns about dating you. You are just at the edge of hot/fat and I fear that the security of a relationship might make you secure enough to sit on the couch eating Taco Bell.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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you're fat, please loose weight
you're not ugly, but you're not a beauty...
you have a pig-nose

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:12pm
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yeah, what is it with the porno-bound posing and stuff? Nice looking girl, just wish she would maybe try to do some other type expressions and poses.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:14pm
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Who's the porker?

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:16pm
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How about a "Brown Bag" for this so called lady of the day.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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a little on the heavy side aren't we? how bout for ur new years resolution you get a gym membership, loose say we call it 20 or so lbs, and resumit for better results. oh, and nice zit on ur forehead in pic #3

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:20pm
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She's just a little fat, maybe u date her and "suggest" she joins the gym.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:24pm
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EH! Id fuck her but id have to do dirty shit to her. :)

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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FAT!!!

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:39pm
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fatty

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:41pm
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that face is unfortunate. well, everything but the tits is, really.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:46pm
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She has such a round face, like a pig. She needs to lose 25 pounds, and hopefully, 5 of those pouds would be in the face. Oink Oink.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:47pm
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I'm sorry Kristina, I know exactly how you feel cuz I'm a former BLofD and some people were soooo mean to me, but you ask for it by sending in your pics here.
You are a little heavy and your face is not bad, maybe you should change hairstyle.
Don't feel bad about yourself just because some people don't like your appearance.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:49pm
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Or better yet john, I can sit here and laugh at you fags for basically proving once again that you and gays like you (MGS) don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

This is what I get a kick of. It's like to insult this girl you fags say that this is what I must like.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:52pm
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Fat slut. And yes, she knows she is fat. Just look at the choice of poses.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:55pm
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i think you must regret posting your pics now huh?

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 3:29pm
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She looks like she probably gives good head, most mediocre looking chubby girls do.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 3:44pm
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Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 3:53pm
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so johnny mak, you don't complain about white people or try to convince a bunch of strangers you have a big dick?
cause that's what it seems like you are doing to me
you know besides throwing around 5th grade insults
i mean if there is a bigger picture here let me know
until then i guess you can go back to being mind-numbingly boring and puerile
and i will go back to ignoring you
god bless

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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wow, people here are merciless... I hope she doesn't go kill herself after reading these comments.

Kristina: I hope you have some other redeeming qualities that you can focus on instead. Looks aren't everything, although it may seem so around here...

Uhm, yea... so hang in there...

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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Good for titty fuckin

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:30pm
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Ouch, people are harsh. I'd bang you silly. But I agree with #16. Get a scale and don't add another pound, because you are walking the line between fuckable and obese.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:35pm
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@44

We're probably better off without her in the gene pool anyway.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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Kristina. You've got bigger balls than any of these faggots on here girl, just for posting your pics and subjecting yourself to this garbage. Don't take any of the comments to heart. You have pretty eyes. Wash that shit off so we can see them.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:47pm
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FUGLY and FAT ! Hide somewhere !

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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wow, looks like on of my pigs escaped. get back to the farm, fatty

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Maybe if she was half the size she is now,she'd look okay body wise..

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 5:27pm
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i'd tap it on her forehead. i've done worse. page 3 and the fuzzy penthouse type shot makes her definitely pokable.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 5:47pm
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ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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Beautiful face

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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hmmmm, I like them, just like her.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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Oh my. Someone needs to seize your eyeliner and replenish your wardrobe.

@52 Pamela, if she was half her size she'd still be trying too hard to be sexy. Skinny does not a pretty girl make.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 6:26pm
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Not bad, Not great.
Lose some weight, pick better clothes, don't wear tons of make up

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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LOL at all these people who are saying she has a pretty face or just needs to lose some weight. She has a weird little mouth, a pig nose and a gigantic forehead. Kristina, you'd better not go swimming at any beaches in Japan, 'cause as soon as they see you they're going to man the fucking harpoons!

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 6:43pm
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you really think you are hot, dont you? check out her arms in pic 2 on page 1...thats bigger than my one thigh

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 7:16pm
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hahahahahahahahah @ 11

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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you have many lying down shots. is that because you've come to realize that gravity pushes the fat off your face and makes you appear skinnier? Next time send in a full body shot of you lying down. I can only imagine your bones swimming in lard.

and why do fat girls always insist on wearing the least amount of clothing?

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 7:32pm
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Why do people subject themselves to this abuse? I'm going to guess this girl's evil roommate sent this.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 8:50pm
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Like you should be one to comment d55.

This girl put herself out there totally and wasn't ashamed of it whereas you actually cut off your own damn face on those picture where your are "modeling" those crap clothes you sell on that shitty ass ebay site you got up.

I don't blame you though cause as a seller you don't want to stun any chances of sales. Who the hell would go through all of that to buy your shit if people had to see your ugly mug on those clothes? Exactly, and you make sure of that right and proper.

Maybe that does mean you got some skills when it comes to business....

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 9:27pm
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Fix your eyebrows and you would look so much better

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 9:32pm
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IF YOU WISH TO GROW THINNER,DEMINISH YOUR DINNER,AND TAKE TO LIGHT CLARET INSTEAD OF PALE ALE;LOOK DOWN WITH UTTER CONTEMPT ON BUTTER,AND NEVER TOUCH BREAD TILL IT'S TOASTED - OR STALE.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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67,
shut the fuck up...how about you? we havent even seen one pic of you...you male hunk you...getting on here trying to make everyone think you are a real man that hangs like a horse...what the fuck are you going through? mid-life crisis or something, bitch? you always bitch about thin chicks being posted on here and whine about it...wtf are you doing here, you big stud you?

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 9:51pm
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again, you show how lil you know shit besides "being a real man"...noone shows their faces on ebay while modeling pix...you fucking idiot...i make 1000k sitting on my ass...how about you? what the hell do you do? i bet you are some middle aged fat fuck...thats gotta be the only reason for your love for fat ass chicks...getting on here calling every guy a homo...you think your penis is made of gold or something? get the fuck out of here...god, you are so stupid, i just wanna smash your head into a wall...look how your dumb ass got protective over a fat chick...hahaha pathetic

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 9:54pm
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d55, 1000K?

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 11:12pm
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Oink, f-ing, oink.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 11:37pm
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UUHHMM..
Nice hair..? :)

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 11:39pm
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JohnnyMak - way to go! d55 needs to be told she's ugly, 'cause she sure as hell is.

As for this fattie - oink oink!

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 11:46pm
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You're not horribly fat like some people make it sound, and for all I know you might even actually be hot if I'd just met you on the street, but the angles and poses here sure as hell don't do you any favors. You're not super-skinny, so of fucking COURSE you're going to look fat if you scrunch up on a couch with nothing over your midriff.

I'm more annoyed by the fact that every BLOTD says they'd lick pussy for Angelina. I feel like I'm going to have to go Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction here: "Say 'Angelina' again! Say 'Angelina' again! I dare you!"

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 12:13am
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d55 you sound so fu*kin annoying...maybe you shouldn't sit on your ass so much, like you just admitted, ranking on other girls to boost your own self esteem...yep...get a life...that is all.

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 12:53am
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i reckon ur face is quite pretty, u dont need all that make-up

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 3:44am
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#41 is spot on.

kristina i cant believe you would submit these pics, you are hideous!!! ugly face, ugly nose ugly mouth, ugly eyes, UGLY body. and no makeup skills.
i find cows more attractive than you!!!!

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 4:04am
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What the fuck are you talking abt 35?
JohnnyMak a hunk? Hunk my arse. I bet he has a face like a pigs arse.

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 4:44am
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pretty piggy! I could bang her after ... uhm ... 5 or 6 strong drink. Ehi girl, show your bones, more pict of bounching boobs and less of your ugly face, pliz! Who's next?!

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 6:49am
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i rarely comment on BLOTD cause it's a little too mean, and this post is a prime example. d55, what is your problem? seriously?? people have feed your ego wayyyyyy to much on here. you are turning into sassylc. not a good look.

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 11:29am
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I bet J.L.Hewitts lookin' pretty good right about now.

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 11:43am
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Like her thickness in photo #2.

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 12:03pm
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i feel bad for you, with all the harsh comments, but i have to agree about the makeup comments. you're wearing way too much eyeliner. that said, picture #3 is very pretty. you seem like a pretty girl, wear less shit on your eyes! your best photo is with the least makeup.

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 12:21pm
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BARF. fat face, fat legs, fat everything. and terrible eyeliner.

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 4:48pm
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Eyeliner is the least of her worries.

If you want honesty, BELOW average face & BELOW average body.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 3:43am
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pics 3 & 5 yuck too much damn eyeliner girl...
2nd pic not good at all.
1st pic is half-decent
4th pic is quite nice

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 7:03am
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if there is a god out there, obselete this being right now

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 @ 1:48pm
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and some anal lube. no need to tell your friends, but get her number 'cuz she'll do it again (and you know you would too!)

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 2:19pm
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Ugly and fat - not a good combo.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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get rid of the 1st page homegirl....you look like 5 miles of bad road on that shit other then that i'd wine and dine hit and quit.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:50pm
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She looks like a mix of Mariah Carey and Amy Fisher.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 1:57pm
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Pork soda.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:06pm
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p.s.--props for having the guts to send in pics

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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Tons of free drinks? Hah! That's the water trough honey, the farmer has to refill it, he doesn't want his livestock to die.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:10pm
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You're trying too hard.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:17pm
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I offer free breast massages if you are interested! I even apply my own special lotion...at no extra charge!

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:40pm
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12 and 17 nailed it.

Fat and well below average.

How could she not know that ?

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:43pm
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I see some sort of potential. She looks like she gets a lot of dick though. I know her type.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:57pm
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Would be a cute chick in just about every high school in boring middle america but she's nothing special.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:13pm
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Here piggy pig pig

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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No comment.But if ya'll like the anorexic look,go to google.com on web,and write: Anorexia love.Press on Anorexic love and the music to it is so cool.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:47pm
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alright, i am in a bitchy mood so i think i gave you more attention than you deserve...so catch me on some other post, fatso

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 9:55pm
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Isn't 1000 K equal to one million dollars. My parents are a principal and a NYC MTA Administrator, and they don't even see money like that.

Shoot, get me in on your hustle, I'm about to become a medical professional and could use some cash.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 11:39pm
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hey kristina, fuck these jerkoffs, you're a pretty girl, but don't do this to yourself, these celeb sites even rip apart the looks of 'supermodels' so what chance does anyone have

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 12:57am
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pic 1 is better than the others because u dont have the heavy eyeliner on ur lower lid, ur eyes look heaps more bright in the first pic

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 3:45am
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where are dat_dood and johnny mak
this is right up their alley
they can complain about white people and make subtle overtones about how big their dicks are

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:44pm
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so the ugly faggot johnnymak finally shows up

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:57pm
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From your first shot, I knew you would be fat and disgusting. Baby, hit a treadmill..or a bus.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:13pm
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She's chunky... but she has very nice tits, and I bet she can suck a mean dick.

Kristina, I bet that all of your past "boyfriends" (boytoys) are black.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 4:40pm
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She looks like a chubby Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 1:02am
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and the 2nd last pic! i love the smokey eyes and natural lips.. do that more often

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 3:46am
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actually that should be "not too subtle overtones"

Monday, January 14th, 2008 @ 2:45pm
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Especially on page 2

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 1:02am
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WOW this chick is extremely beat...I was in shock after pic number 2. This chick is fat, ugly and stupid...I think I feel kinda bad for her. She needs to take it easy on the eyeliner...amongst many other things. She just needs to give up...she is disgusting.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008 @ 12:52pm
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fat fat fat with a big nose..the tits are not hot but veiny disgusting fat....loser girl you are a fat nobody

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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