i said it before and i'll say it again...

why is this person famous?

why is she given so much attention?

when she smiles her face becomes hideously twisted...like the head of a dying junkie...

so why is she famous?

i know why i pay attention...i'm just waiting for the 5:00 am collaspe and pass-out in the kitchen because this person is heading down the road of TERRI SCHIAVO and KAREN CARPENTER...and i can't wait!!!!!!

I said it before and i'll say it again...

Nicole is HOT HOT HOT. I love it... She is obvioulsy working out, and the slight muscle definition of the chest and arms is perfect!

Nichole if you are reading this, call me, we'll do you!

Cheers,
B

I will admit that she looks much better/classier then she did when she was fat and hanging out with Paris. She doesn't look hot though. Are all you people on drugs? She looks emaciated! Those are not muscles showing on her chest!!! Those are bones! Yuck! She is a walking skeleton! BUY SOME EYEGLASSES!

like the head of a dying junkie…

haha. amazing imagery!

Pick any 2-3 or more:
1. Powder Sniffing/Smoking
2. Anorexia
3. Bulimia
4. No Talent/Skills
5. Millions of Dollars

Why is she cute? Why is Paris cute? I have toothpicks that are bigger than those two and less whorish. I just don't understand why it is popular to look like either a bobble-head doll or a lolly pop.

She is a 23 year old woman... Lots of 23 year old women have these bodies... Maybe you are too old to remember what its like, but I not me. Nicole looks great now... why else would she be getting her photo taken so much lately?

And I am sick of people calling them whores... neither of these two girls is ever seen jumping from guy to guy... hell they like to hang with girls more than they do guys anyway. Is it because they wear skimpy clothes? aww come on Grandpaw Tripps what is it?

They are 23 (Paris is 24) and they like to party and be noticed... pretty damn normal if you ask me. Let them have their fun! Obviously you all love it because you are feeding the machine... why else would you bother to post?

Peace out,
B

hey everybody! I'm darla from the Uk and I just have to say I lurrrrve nicole! She may be teeny tiny in stature but she makes up for it in personality! She's f*cking hilarious in the simple life! Loves it bitch! She outclasses Paris any day, although I hope its not true about her being a total junkie. lol.

I can't stand either of those dumb bitches. What is there to like? Hmmmm, let's see.....dumb, uneducated, daddy's money, never worked, can't even finish high school, spoiled, narcissistic. Their behavior on that stupid fucking show is all I need to see. YUK!
And no, this little bitch is not healthy at all. Yes, she does look better than before, but better clothes and a nice hairdo can do wonders, along with a few pounds taken off. But she does look emaciated for sure. Normal people do NOT have their collar bones sticking out, or have sticks for arms, and certainly do not have their bones in their chest showing! Wake up idiots! That is NOT a normal, healthy body!

I agree with Benasaurus Nicole looks great now! Did you catch her recent nipslip? Hot!

Benasaurus,

Obviously, and I am taking this from you name, you have not BEEN LAID since the before the beginning OF TIME. Stay off the crack for at least A MONTH.....whack off a little, THEN look at Nicole "Praying Mantis" Richie in her true, anorexic form.

If lots of 23 year olds have THAT body, they need to go eat a Thick Burger from Hardee's.

Tams,
Don't waste your breath on these stupid bastards.

Her face will soon be on one of those donation cans at the 7-11 saying NEEDS FOOD, PLEASE FEED.

Nicole, get yourself a sandwich, carbs love you and want to comfort and protect you.

Benasaurus...Lots of 23 year old women have these bodies
Tammy...Where?
Benasaurus...Nicole looks great now… why else would she be getting her photo taken so much lately?
Tammy...Because she's a celebrity and the stalkerazzi would take a photo of her on the shitter taking a mongo dump if they had to the chance to. It has nothing to do with her so called looking great!
Benasaurus... am sick of people calling them whores… neither of these two girls is ever seen jumping from guy to guy
Tammy...Are you on drugs or do you live on another planet full of emaciated 23 year olds? Nicole has been with DJ AM for a long time so I will give you that one but Paris? Have you heard of one night in Paris? Have you seen it? That's a whore if I ever saw one. She wasn't in any long term relationship with him either so don't try and justify it with that reason. How many guys has she been with and photographed making out with in the past year? That SUM 41 guy, Nick (my brother Aaron is a HOMO) Carter, Paris Latisis...countless others. That is not a whore? What is then?
BenasaurusObviously you all love it because you are feeding the machine… why else would you bother to post?
TammyWe don't love what they do, we love to make fun of them and the majority seems to agree. That is why we post. Why do you post? Aren't you feeding the machine too?

Get em, Tammy

richie is dying...

did everyone forget that the camera adds 10 pounds...my GOD...

poor DJ AM...fucking her must be like bangin a miniature grayhound on crack!

Kittywithawhip...I love your ""Praying Mantis" comment. So Great!!

DJ AM is a fucking idiot also. He was recently quoted as saying all the girls in Seattle are fat! Well, I guess when your fiance is an emaciated crack whore with collarbones sticking out of her skin, I guess everyone else WOULD look fat!

hahaha I didn't know he said that but you are once again...totally correct!

Obviously, DJ AM likes being stabbed by her jutting hipbones during sex. Anyone who thinks this look is "healthy" or "cute" is a freaking moron. I've got news for you....YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SEE THE SHAPE OF HER STERNUM!!!!!!! That is TOO skinny.

Two words: Karen Carpenter......

Captain is absolutely correct. I spent many hours in art school, drawing nude models, and never once could you ever see bones sticking out in the sternum area. And believe me, those anatomy teachers want you to know all about bone and muscle structure, etc. This dumb girl is UNHEALTHY! Saddens me that our society is so damn dumb as to put idiots with no brains up on pedestals. I mean, if you are too damn stupid to feed yourself properly....

Capt. Tripps....Most of the people on here are not old enough to know who Karen Carpenter is. You are silly!

P.S. Well I guess I don't know for sure but I'm assuming that most of them are young (gradeschool level) due to the horrible grammar and spelling?????

Wow... I just don’t know what to say... You all call me an idiot and a moron because I find someone attractive. I don’t think these girls have done anything wrong, and they certainly don’t deserve the curious hatred you fling at them. (Let’s just leave Paris out of this...)

It’s amazing how you are outraged at someone saying "all girls in Seattle are fat", and then out of the other side of your face you say very similar things about celebrities being whores or junkies, sluts, etc. Where do all of these hateful and misogynistic things about Nicole come from? How can you possibly be this furious over what she does? She must really get to you for some reason, or you all have some serious inner hate/rage issues you should probably deal with sooner rather than later.

I have a friend who is a die hard feminist... she does the same thing (and is maybe one of you)... she gets on these sites and just lets the female celebrities have it, crazy hateful things that amaze me she could harbor such stereotypes and fantastical conclusions. I guess it’s a way to let out the inner demons or feel more primal or something... She would never tolerate a guy in a bar saying anything like what you all are saying about a woman he sees she would just loose it. Somehow its ok when the person is in LA and people with camera's like to follow them around.

The clairvoyance of Kittywithawhip is amazing... all that just from my screen name? A friend of mine's grandfather used to be able to tell things about people from feeling the bumps on their head, you have taken this to a whole new level... You should make a site where people send in their internet aliases and you tell them what is wrong with them... that is if you can get internet access in your glass house.

Tammy sorry for the bad grammar... I didn’t realize this assignment was for credit. I just thought we were hacking away very casually. I will proof read my posts more carefully next time. BTW is this going to be on the final exam?

Peace out,
B

Benasaurus: Feminist...no I would probably get screamed at for hours on here and punched in the face in person if I told you what I really think about most women.
I never said you had bad spelling or grammar nor did I call you an idiot or a moron. I don't know where any of that came from as a matter of fact. If I am directing a quote towards you I will address it to YOU. All I did that was directed at you was debate your comment above. What are you talking about! If I didn't find you intelligent I would have called you names rather then try to debate you. Your rebuttle please...

EWWW...Nicole Ritchie looks fuckin nasty! I liked it better when she was fat.

Benasaurus, I never thought I was being hateful. I can't stand some of these 'celebrities' for a reason. Most of them are disgusting, shallow morons. Paris and Nicole really rile me up because they are paraded on tv for kids, who end up admiring them. And of course, horny old men who like to look at sleazy half dressed skanks. There are plenty of people out there with waaaay more talent, looks, brains, etc., but the media has to shove these dumbasses down our throats. And people eat it up, because these dumb girls happen to be rich! Oh boy! Why admire someone with more to offer when you can watch the spoiled, whorish antics of two disgusting little wretches who have no shame? Just watch their behavior on that stupid ass show, and tell me that these are nice people? Sheesh! As soon as their 15 1/2 minutes of fame are up, I will be rejoicing. I am already noticing that there seems to be a lot less of the rabid fan attitudes around, defending these skanks. Thank God!

I thought I was gonna go crazy if I had to look at any more of that CODE that they write in. Every now and again, I go back to the Aaron Carter posts for a reality check on the future of our nation!

Captain...Just think...these are the people that will be taking care of us when we are old and feeble. Can't Wait!

Yay. I think I'll just go plan my suicide now. I can hear it already: "Like, dude, like, your diaper like needs to be changed. Like EW! I'm so not getting paid enough to actually like help you."

Man you all should get a room!

Let me know if you're still around and we can continue... I got a lot going on, so I am not on the net too much right now. If you're up for it I should be around more tomorrow.

Chaka Kahn,
B

ewww.............

nicole eat a sammich pleeease! for the sake of ur boobies, and please lay off the head candy, would you? you can look fierce again like the link below if you take my advice!

http://www.nicole-richie.org/gallery/photoshoots/stuff/stuff_003.jpg

SICK...........BASTARDLY USELESS...............N THIS THING WAISTED MY 1 HOUR SO THIS SITE IS BASTARDLY SO STUPID!!!!!

she looked so much better when she had some weight on her. That poser faggot DJ BJ or whoever the fuck he is probably likes her this way because she looks like a little boy now.

EVERYONE LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys are all a bunch of bitches!!!!!!!! Do u really get off on making others look like idiots??!!!! Grow the hell up for god sake, and just worry about your own lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She doesnt give a shit about what you do or look like, so why the need to do it to her?!!
you all must have really low self-esteem, how sad!!!!!

Ummm... Lindsay... you do realize that you are on a site that BASHES celebrities? It's called The Bastardly, not The Nicey-Nice or Boney Bitch Worship site.

So now that we have that cleared up, shoo!

I hate when people say hateful things about women who have small frames and are skinny. I have nicoles exact frame, and i've never dieted a day in my life! I eat whatever I want, and I am perfectly content.

Do you like it when someone criticizes you for being fat? for being tall? short? bald? crooked teeth? not white? or too white?

live and let live. HATERS.

smokin crack i was once offered something in a glass pipe. i thought it was weed, but it was crack. to my surprise, i enjoyed it. so what's the harm in doing it again? as long as you don't over do something, is there a problem?
paris hilton has lavish dinners $3000 for a meal, how much of that is going to charity?
she says 'everybody makes porn tapes' well i guess i'm a nobody then. who is everybody?
paris is an evil vampire, really a goddess, with unbelievable energy, but, nicole doesn't want to talk to her, 50 cent and justin timberlake are doing god knows **** with her, and and she says, 'this is amazing i love canada' her perfume is expensive. i'd rather shop at the body shop naomi campbell likes paris,

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We interupt this haggling to bring you a message from Nicole Ritchie's dinner plate:

"Hello, is it me you're looking for? 'Cause I wonder where you are. And I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?"

Best of luck tracking that food down Ms. Richie!!!

I read that Paris and Nicole are having a secret war to top one another since they broke up with eachother. Paris' new movie National Lampoon something and Nicole's new movie Cheerleader something are set to release the same day. They WERE both supposed to be getting married but obviously Paris can't do it as she can't love anything but herself. Now that they are both wearing dresses that are very low cut and showing their non-existant cleavage. I think that is why she's wearing that dress. She can't be topped by Paris (I'm a selfish whore) Hilton.

WEAR A TOP THAT FITS YOUR TIT TAC-TITS, BITCH!!!!

ya, surprisingly her nipple is larger than her entire boob. Amazing, i tell you.

Hmmmm, I think I have inner hatred.....I guess it comes from our country being overly fascinated with the super skinny. Taking girls like this and Lindsay Lohan and going "Oh, look....They aren't fat anymore. Let's make them even more popular and put pictures of them EVERYWHERE for all to see." That is why there are MANY MANY young girls out there (who idolize these waifs) with severe eating disorders because they feel as though weighing more than 100 pounds makes them fat. People who say they are gorgeous are only making the problem worse. "OH, look how pretty she is NOW that she weighs 90 lbs. I like her more now." If that means inner hatred....then yes, I definitely have issues.

That's because they all went back to school Cynthia. I can't tell you how glad I am that summer vacation is over!

I don't think they would even notice that your depends needs a change. Imagine what it would be like when it comes time to take your meds! Scary!

The dress looks ridiculous. She looks like a little kid playing dress up in her mommie's dress...."Someday i will have boobs just like mommy....." Yeah, unless you become anorexic. Maybe she borrowed the dress from her good bud Lindsay, and Lindsay wore it when SHE had boobs. Yuck...no wonder so many "normal" girls have a complex...they are comparing themselves to these girls who eat three peas for lunch and then vomit.

About not getting an education...I know Paris didn't,but I could've sworn I read somewhere that Nicole went to college.

Looks like she is wearing one of Anna Nicole's fat dresses. Maybe the stylist got confused between Anna Nicole and Nicole Ritchie.

Hence the posts are alot more legible since school started again as well!

They would probably give me the ones for the person in the bed next to me and my luck would be that it wouldn't kill me but leave me permanently maimed or something and I'd be stuck LIVING in their care. God, maybe I should just kill myself now.

ALl girls should be 50lbs with juicy B-cups!

Yeah! I was getting sick of trying to read through their unintelligible postings!

They would probably take some of the pills themselves because they are pretty or shiny or pink. NEAT!

Yeah well all men should have 12 inch dicks and that doesn't happen either. So, I guess we will all just keep wishing.....

Yeah, that or they need to get over the ecstacy hangover from the night before!