Yes kiddies, just a little more than a week to put those finishing touches on your essays. The essays are fairly easy to write & the ones already submitted are pretty damn hilarious in their own right. Here are the rules once again.

1) What have you learned from the site? (Think outside the box.)

2) Give an analysis of the readers and writers on the site. (Please make references to specific posts to support your claims.)

3) Which is the hottest ethnicity of women in the world and why? (Please include visual evidence for the judges.)

Winners will be announced and have their response published on June 15th, 2005. Please limit your response to 500 words and we will check for spelling and grammar. We will judge on creativity, wit, and overall bastardly effectiveness. Send responses to bastardly.com@gmail.com. Brilliant! [Jackson]

Remember, since we love women of Latina origin, we'll be taking essays written in Espanol & Portuguesa. We will use the Ghetto Google Translator to decode your essay, so be wary.

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