Most Awkward Photo-Op. EVER.
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 late in the morning while chugging coffee

These pics is kinda old, but I just couldn't pass them up!
Lindsay Lohan's trying to spruce up her image, so what's her official strategy? Very simple: Hang out with cracked-out, pill-loving camera whores & watch them make a fool of themselves. It's very funny to see Mary-Crack Olsen strike a different pose in each pic, but I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt & assume she's just fooling around. Then again, w/ look on Lindsay's face, I gotta also throw in the crack-factor.
Also, what's the scoop w/ bloody Kelly Osbourne? Has she officially folded her punk-rocka/rebellious girl cards & joined The (superficial) Darkside?













In what way shape or form does hanging out with two people known for mental problems, eating disorders and massive drug use "IMPROVE" your image? She is digging herself deeper into a hole by hanging out with the likes of these two! Pretty soon we should be seeing photos of her in China.
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Noone understands what Fuschia is saying, I suppose thats part of the charming nature of the comments.
"""""one is hippopatatmuss and the other is little monkey like to play songs for urchin and get the coins""""' - Seriously cant understand a thing but i have a feeling I would agree!
She was released???? (I can never tell which monkey is which.) Are you kidding me? Thats the one that was released? How can they release her. As we can see by the first photo she cant even walk!
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She looks great if you are comparing her to a rotting corpse!
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I agree with the Kelli Osborne comment though.
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Monkey Kate is on heroin. I'm adding her to my list of celebrities who make it till the new year.
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Ha! While looking at #2 trying to figure out whose leg was that over Kelly, noticed that it's not a whole leg, its only her calf.
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~polly wants a cracker:
I disagree. I think that Kelli is beautiful and has an amazing figure. She looks alot like me except I have red hair.~
I feel sorry for you.
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The new Charley's Angels?
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will one of them just die already??!!!
nicole ritchie isnt there, but i am betting on her or mary kate.
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The thing I liked best from Karen comment was this part:
Someone should spread the word to Angelina, she’s a compassionate United Nations Goodwill Ambassador who could make this happen (if there are enough cameras around).
Too Funny and sooooo true!
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I love to cut down Angelina's good deeds. Even though I have never made any contributions to third world countries I still feel entitled to insult people who do. I think it is because I played the Jennifer Aniston role in a breakup. I guess I'm just bitter.
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And...
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You are absolutely right. My annoying personality has affected everyone who reads this blog. Dam, I'm good. I've been saying that all along. Thank you sweet Becca for backing me up.
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Thanks for the compliment but we don't live together. Fake Tammy is wrong again.
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This imposter bull shit is annoying! Get your own damn name, whoever you are!
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Angelina is a nasty skank whore and Brad is way overrated!
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HAHAHA I am imagining fake Tammy freaking out right now, slamming his mouse and keyboard around. What a psycho!
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Now back to the subject at hand. Polly says that she looks like Kelly Osbourne but she has red hair? I don't know that I would admit if I looked like Kelly even if I did. She is repulsive!
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You should really consider seeing someone about your Multiple Personality Disorder. Im sure you are already on plenty of meds but maybe there is something else out there that can help
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No, Cynthia wouldn't say fucker...she is too mature and smart to do that. Cynthia also has no reason to use a different name either. Nice try again fakey!
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You are not really Becca...I also talk to her outside this forum and I e-mailed her, she says to ignore you...of which I am going to do. Nice try...AGAIN!
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Becca did e-mail me, therefore, you are the fake Becca. Nice Try!
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That wasn't the real jen you asshole!
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now he is going to start using my name? wow, im flattered. now i know how you fell tammy
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oh, it is quitting time! Got to go get my son too
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Can we please get back to these 3 ugly bitches!
That Kelly is scary, again I say she looks like a fat drag queen. What a brute!!! Can you imagine waking up next to that? Holy shit...
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This thread looks so funny since the imposters comments were all deleted. It looks like I was talking to myself all day. I have to say that at least this shows everyone something. Since they deleted out the comments made by the fake person, why are mine still on here? Could it be because I am not the fake person? Duh! Like I would really argue with myself all day long. STUPID
P.S. FUCK YOU DEBO!
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debo? I think you are confusing something...huh?
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It's cool, I think that, because I'm not a regular here, I had the liberty to change my name and not have it affect anything...you didn't have that liberty since you've been here for awhile and I'm glad that Moe stepped in and tried to filter the crazies...sometimes being exposed to anyone and everyone with a keyboard has it's drawbacks...
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I used my name only for the first few days of it. Then when someone like "Polly wants a cracker" would get on here and slag me like that, I would change my name to theirs and say stupid stuff about them. Like making it look like Polly looked like Kelli Osbourne only with red hair. I did it just to play their own game. I really couldn't believe that someone would seriously think I was inventing names just to argue with myself. That is crazy!
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You can bet what Mokey Olsen and Lindsay are thinking....
'Lets all pretend to be friends and ride of each other's fame. But we wont hug, or look like real friends because the camera wont be able to see just how tiny we are next to Kelly.'
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What do you mean Genevieve?
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Help I am Kelly Osborne's feet....I am trapped in these heels and I fear for my life. Once the heels give, the dump valves of blubber cannot be contained and I will immediately perish. I need your help, I have concealed a large sum of money from Ozzy (Easily) and it is being held in the national bank of Burkina Faso, Africa. I beg your help to get this money from the bank before Kelly annihilates these heels and everything in them...
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Don't feed their ego Jen. If you ignore it will go away. Talk about better things. Like how Angelina Jolie is a very beautiful whorish homewrecker!
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Angelina is a slut that makes out with her own brother!
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Breathe Fake Tammy Breath slowly...it will be ok. The world will not come to an end. C'mon, easy boy easy. Nice and calm now! I think you may really benefit from Rage -Aholic meetings. They can help you come to terms with your fixation on Angelina and understanding that her being a slut is out of your control. There is nothing you can do to change the situation so you will have to live with it and deal with it.
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yes Jen, I agree that is probably what he is doing, except he is probably sucking his thumb too.
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That was not really jen. That doesn't even make sense!
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Then what are you talking about in post #92?
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Well Jen, fakey has been doing this for about a week to me now. Unfortuately my fun with fakey has to end for the day. It is 5PM here and time for me to go to Parent/ Teacher Conferences. Hold down the fort while I am away.
Have a good night everyone,
Tammy
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shut up faker! im out
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Who do you think I am Tammy?
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There are problems with America! These ones here are proff of decline downall Ameiran epire! One so fat she eat little monkey and fack blond put result in ear! HA
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Now the stalker has attacked Becca. Get a life man, really!
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Jen, FYI...ignore Haily Storm too.
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If I were Angelina and could have an affair with a co-star, I would have picked Colin Farrell. Not pinky dick Brad Pitt
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he is probably in a corner, curled up in the fetal position, crying and banging his head on the floor.
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I would rather look like Jack Osbourne!
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92 and 96 weren't me. it was the physco
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I was thinking of dank...you are right. Sorry!
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After thinking about it more I have come to the conclusion that if you are disfunctional and hang out with even more disfunctional people then you, I guess it can only make you look better maybe???
P.S. I have no idea what Fuschia is talking about.
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Ignore him Becca!
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No, the real Tammy thinks she's a crazy whore and shouldn't have tempted Brad in the first place. I respect Charity Work when it's not for publicity of which I think alot of hers is. Is Angelina your love fake Tammy? When I talk about her badly is it like salt being poured on a fresh wound? Does it sting? Angelina is beautiful and that is all I'll give her. I don't even think she's a very good actress.
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Check Mate...Thanks for playing...come again!
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Ok, whoever is using my name....you are really quite immature. That is not me on here calling people names. Whoever does this crap really ruins it for everyone. Grow up!
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Actually Jack is looking pretty good since he had his gastric bypass.
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Sorry for being so defensive. My guard is really up since the last week or so, everyone taking everyone elses names. Don't know who to trust. Sorry Debo.
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I oopsied...I meant dysfunctional. My bad!
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She's telling the truth, I have personally led an expedition into that cavernous monument she calls a vagina. I needed a trident to battle all the crabs and other undiscovered wildlife that lurks within. Found a new species of frog, the cure for aids, and a 5 year old boy who was being raised by wolves. These are the wonders that they should be teaching in Geography classes.
Kelly Osborne is fat and she doesnt know how to be cool but tries really hard.
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Fake Tammy would be much taller if he'd take some Viagra!
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exactly, Becca. Kelly is disgusting
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I stopped posting as debo in that one thread where all that bull---- started with the mindless masses posing as you, me and whomever disagreed with them..I came on a few more times to chat and talk crap of the celebs under different names, but only to shake of the crap that had previously ensued.
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I thought Lohan was skinny but that THING in the middle....that can NOT be normal. Why is she not in hospital, attached to a drip and being force fed burgers? Her leg is as thin as Lindsay's arm. THAT IS NOT NORMAL. Does she own mirrors?
And why is she trying to be sexy? Whats with the backside shots?
'Look at my bones! I have no ass.... but check these ligaments out! I am soooo sexthy! I look smaller than an 8 year old..wanna date me"...errrr NO!
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Polly...do you really look like Kelly Osbourne only with Red Hair?
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If I were Angelina and could have an affair with a co-star, I would have picked Colin Farrell. Not pinky dick Brad Pitt
If I were Angelina, I'd take some acting classes and get an AIDS test!
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and Angelina Jolie is a whore!
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Baalons behind lidnsay represent DNA that is home to the genes. and the too nexts to her are mutations. One is to fat and one is to skinny. one is hippopatatmuss and the other is little monkey like to play songs for urchin and get the coins! HA!
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But I'm not Angelina. Thank God. I actually have some class
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Jack does look a lot better these days. He got a much more complimentary hair style too!
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Once Again, I don't have any idea what Fuschia is talking about
As far as the comment by O Lordy...FYI, that is one of the Olsen Monkeys and she has already been in an eating disorders clinic, treated and released.
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Fake Tammy must be overcome with Rage and is punching holes in the wall as I speak. Can't type anymore fake Tammy?
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Are you done with your temper tantrum now fakey? Have you come to grips that Angelina is a whore?
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I think in the first photo, Kelli is trying to hold up the Olsen Monkey as she is too weak to stand on her own.
What the hell is that guy next to Lindsay staring at anyway?
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WTF?? Is pshyco back
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I think he is trying to figure out why the hell she has no boobs... I can tell him. You see my friend, when women dont eat....
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Yes, he's using Becca's name now.
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Well, that solves that mystery but can you tell me what the hell Fuschia is talking about?
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Evidentally, he's a homo too! Hey fake Becca...are you into Aaron Carter?
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