Most Awkward Photo-Op. EVER.


These pics is kinda old, but I just couldn't pass them up!

Lindsay Lohan's trying to spruce up her image, so what's her official strategy? Very simple: Hang out with cracked-out, pill-loving camera whores & watch them make a fool of themselves. It's very funny to see Mary-Crack Olsen strike a different pose in each pic, but I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt & assume she's just fooling around. Then again, w/ look on Lindsay's face, I gotta also throw in the crack-factor.

Also, what's the scoop w/ bloody Kelly Osbourne? Has she officially folded her punk-rocka/rebellious girl cards & joined The (superficial) Darkside?

Comment on this Bastardly entry »

78 Scandalous Comments

In what way shape or form does hanging out with two people known for mental problems, eating disorders and massive drug use "IMPROVE" your image? She is digging herself deeper into a hole by hanging out with the likes of these two! Pretty soon we should be seeing photos of her in China.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 9:41am
Reply to this Comment

Noone understands what Fuschia is saying, I suppose thats part of the charming nature of the comments.

"""""one is hippopatatmuss and the other is little monkey like to play songs for urchin and get the coins""""' - Seriously cant understand a thing but i have a feeling I would agree!

She was released???? (I can never tell which monkey is which.) Are you kidding me? Thats the one that was released? How can they release her. As we can see by the first photo she cant even walk!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 10:38am
Reply to this Comment

She looks great if you are comparing her to a rotting corpse!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 11:04am
Reply to this Comment

I agree with the Kelli Osborne comment though.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 11:06am
Reply to this Comment

Monkey Kate is on heroin. I'm adding her to my list of celebrities who make it till the new year.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 12:07pm
Reply to this Comment

Ha! While looking at #2 trying to figure out whose leg was that over Kelly, noticed that it's not a whole leg, its only her calf.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 12:33pm
Reply to this Comment

~polly wants a cracker:
I disagree. I think that Kelli is beautiful and has an amazing figure. She looks alot like me except I have red hair.~

I feel sorry for you.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 12:39pm
Reply to this Comment

The new Charley's Angels?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 12:48pm
Reply to this Comment

will one of them just die already??!!!
nicole ritchie isnt there, but i am betting on her or mary kate.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 2:07pm
Reply to this Comment

The thing I liked best from Karen comment was this part:

Someone should spread the word to Angelina, she’s a compassionate United Nations Goodwill Ambassador who could make this happen (if there are enough cameras around).

Too Funny and sooooo true!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 2:14pm
Reply to this Comment

I love to cut down Angelina's good deeds. Even though I have never made any contributions to third world countries I still feel entitled to insult people who do. I think it is because I played the Jennifer Aniston role in a breakup. I guess I'm just bitter.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 3:58pm
Reply to this Comment

And...

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:00pm
Reply to this Comment

You are absolutely right. My annoying personality has affected everyone who reads this blog. Dam, I'm good. I've been saying that all along. Thank you sweet Becca for backing me up.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:08pm
Reply to this Comment

Thanks for the compliment but we don't live together. Fake Tammy is wrong again.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:15pm
Reply to this Comment

This imposter bull shit is annoying! Get your own damn name, whoever you are!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:35pm
Reply to this Comment

Angelina is a nasty skank whore and Brad is way overrated!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:49pm
Reply to this Comment

HAHAHA I am imagining fake Tammy freaking out right now, slamming his mouse and keyboard around. What a psycho!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:07pm
Reply to this Comment

Now back to the subject at hand. Polly says that she looks like Kelly Osbourne but she has red hair? I don't know that I would admit if I looked like Kelly even if I did. She is repulsive!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:16pm
Reply to this Comment

You should really consider seeing someone about your Multiple Personality Disorder. Im sure you are already on plenty of meds but maybe there is something else out there that can help

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:29pm
Reply to this Comment

No, Cynthia wouldn't say fucker...she is too mature and smart to do that. Cynthia also has no reason to use a different name either. Nice try again fakey!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:32pm
Reply to this Comment

You are not really Becca...I also talk to her outside this forum and I e-mailed her, she says to ignore you...of which I am going to do. Nice try...AGAIN!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:37pm
Reply to this Comment

Becca did e-mail me, therefore, you are the fake Becca. Nice Try!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:46pm
Reply to this Comment

That wasn't the real jen you asshole!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:56pm
Reply to this Comment

now he is going to start using my name? wow, im flattered. now i know how you fell tammy

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:57pm
Reply to this Comment

oh, it is quitting time! Got to go get my son too

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 6:01pm
Reply to this Comment

Can we please get back to these 3 ugly bitches!

That Kelly is scary, again I say she looks like a fat drag queen. What a brute!!! Can you imagine waking up next to that? Holy shit...

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 7:27pm
Reply to this Comment

This thread looks so funny since the imposters comments were all deleted. It looks like I was talking to myself all day. I have to say that at least this shows everyone something. Since they deleted out the comments made by the fake person, why are mine still on here? Could it be because I am not the fake person? Duh! Like I would really argue with myself all day long. STUPID
P.S. FUCK YOU DEBO!

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 12:29pm
Reply to this Comment

debo? I think you are confusing something...huh?

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 12:32pm
Reply to this Comment

It's cool, I think that, because I'm not a regular here, I had the liberty to change my name and not have it affect anything...you didn't have that liberty since you've been here for awhile and I'm glad that Moe stepped in and tried to filter the crazies...sometimes being exposed to anyone and everyone with a keyboard has it's drawbacks...

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 12:39pm
Reply to this Comment

I used my name only for the first few days of it. Then when someone like "Polly wants a cracker" would get on here and slag me like that, I would change my name to theirs and say stupid stuff about them. Like making it look like Polly looked like Kelli Osbourne only with red hair. I did it just to play their own game. I really couldn't believe that someone would seriously think I was inventing names just to argue with myself. That is crazy!

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 12:44pm
Reply to this Comment

You can bet what Mokey Olsen and Lindsay are thinking....
'Lets all pretend to be friends and ride of each other's fame. But we wont hug, or look like real friends because the camera wont be able to see just how tiny we are next to Kelly.'

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 9:44am
Reply to this Comment

What do you mean Genevieve?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 12:49pm
Reply to this Comment

Help I am Kelly Osborne's feet....I am trapped in these heels and I fear for my life. Once the heels give, the dump valves of blubber cannot be contained and I will immediately perish. I need your help, I have concealed a large sum of money from Ozzy (Easily) and it is being held in the national bank of Burkina Faso, Africa. I beg your help to get this money from the bank before Kelly annihilates these heels and everything in them...

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:15pm
Reply to this Comment

Don't feed their ego Jen. If you ignore it will go away. Talk about better things. Like how Angelina Jolie is a very beautiful whorish homewrecker!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:36pm
Reply to this Comment

Angelina is a slut that makes out with her own brother!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:52pm
Reply to this Comment

Breathe Fake Tammy Breath slowly...it will be ok. The world will not come to an end. C'mon, easy boy easy. Nice and calm now! I think you may really benefit from Rage -Aholic meetings. They can help you come to terms with your fixation on Angelina and understanding that her being a slut is out of your control. There is nothing you can do to change the situation so you will have to live with it and deal with it.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:12pm
Reply to this Comment

yes Jen, I agree that is probably what he is doing, except he is probably sucking his thumb too.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:17pm
Reply to this Comment

That was not really jen. That doesn't even make sense!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:50pm
Reply to this Comment

Then what are you talking about in post #92?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:56pm
Reply to this Comment

Well Jen, fakey has been doing this for about a week to me now. Unfortuately my fun with fakey has to end for the day. It is 5PM here and time for me to go to Parent/ Teacher Conferences. Hold down the fort while I am away.
Have a good night everyone,
Tammy

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 6:00pm
Reply to this Comment

shut up faker! im out

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 6:02pm
Reply to this Comment

Who do you think I am Tammy?

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 12:32pm
Reply to this Comment

There are problems with America! These ones here are proff of decline downall Ameiran epire! One so fat she eat little monkey and fack blond put result in ear! HA

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 9:49am
Reply to this Comment

Now the stalker has attacked Becca. Get a life man, really!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:18pm
Reply to this Comment

Jen, FYI...ignore Haily Storm too.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:39pm
Reply to this Comment

If I were Angelina and could have an affair with a co-star, I would have picked Colin Farrell. Not pinky dick Brad Pitt

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:54pm
Reply to this Comment

he is probably in a corner, curled up in the fetal position, crying and banging his head on the floor.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:13pm
Reply to this Comment

I would rather look like Jack Osbourne!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:18pm
Reply to this Comment

92 and 96 weren't me. it was the physco

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 6:00pm
Reply to this Comment

I was thinking of dank...you are right. Sorry!

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 12:33pm
Reply to this Comment

After thinking about it more I have come to the conclusion that if you are disfunctional and hang out with even more disfunctional people then you, I guess it can only make you look better maybe???

P.S. I have no idea what Fuschia is talking about.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 9:54am
Reply to this Comment

Ignore him Becca!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:19pm
Reply to this Comment

No, the real Tammy thinks she's a crazy whore and shouldn't have tempted Brad in the first place. I respect Charity Work when it's not for publicity of which I think alot of hers is. Is Angelina your love fake Tammy? When I talk about her badly is it like salt being poured on a fresh wound? Does it sting? Angelina is beautiful and that is all I'll give her. I don't even think she's a very good actress.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:42pm
Reply to this Comment

Check Mate...Thanks for playing...come again!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:55pm
Reply to this Comment

Ok, whoever is using my name....you are really quite immature. That is not me on here calling people names. Whoever does this crap really ruins it for everyone. Grow up!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:15pm
Reply to this Comment

Actually Jack is looking pretty good since he had his gastric bypass.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:21pm
Reply to this Comment

Sorry for being so defensive. My guard is really up since the last week or so, everyone taking everyone elses names. Don't know who to trust. Sorry Debo.

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 12:34pm
Reply to this Comment

I oopsied...I meant dysfunctional. My bad!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 9:55am
Reply to this Comment

She's telling the truth, I have personally led an expedition into that cavernous monument she calls a vagina. I needed a trident to battle all the crabs and other undiscovered wildlife that lurks within. Found a new species of frog, the cure for aids, and a 5 year old boy who was being raised by wolves. These are the wonders that they should be teaching in Geography classes.

Kelly Osborne is fat and she doesnt know how to be cool but tries really hard.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:22pm
Reply to this Comment

Fake Tammy would be much taller if he'd take some Viagra!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:57pm
Reply to this Comment

exactly, Becca. Kelly is disgusting

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:21pm
Reply to this Comment

I stopped posting as debo in that one thread where all that bull---- started with the mindless masses posing as you, me and whomever disagreed with them..I came on a few more times to chat and talk crap of the celebs under different names, but only to shake of the crap that had previously ensued.

Thursday, September 29th, 2005 @ 12:35pm
Reply to this Comment

I thought Lohan was skinny but that THING in the middle....that can NOT be normal. Why is she not in hospital, attached to a drip and being force fed burgers? Her leg is as thin as Lindsay's arm. THAT IS NOT NORMAL. Does she own mirrors?
And why is she trying to be sexy? Whats with the backside shots?
'Look at my bones! I have no ass.... but check these ligaments out! I am soooo sexthy! I look smaller than an 8 year old..wanna date me"...errrr NO!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 9:56am
Reply to this Comment

Polly...do you really look like Kelly Osbourne only with Red Hair?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:23pm
Reply to this Comment

If I were Angelina and could have an affair with a co-star, I would have picked Colin Farrell. Not pinky dick Brad Pitt
If I were Angelina, I'd take some acting classes and get an AIDS test!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:59pm
Reply to this Comment

and Angelina Jolie is a whore!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:22pm
Reply to this Comment

Baalons behind lidnsay represent DNA that is home to the genes. and the too nexts to her are mutations. One is to fat and one is to skinny. one is hippopatatmuss and the other is little monkey like to play songs for urchin and get the coins! HA!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 10:00am
Reply to this Comment

But I'm not Angelina. Thank God. I actually have some class

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:01pm
Reply to this Comment

Jack does look a lot better these days. He got a much more complimentary hair style too!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:23pm
Reply to this Comment

Once Again, I don't have any idea what Fuschia is talking about

As far as the comment by O Lordy...FYI, that is one of the Olsen Monkeys and she has already been in an eating disorders clinic, treated and released.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 10:08am
Reply to this Comment

Fake Tammy must be overcome with Rage and is punching holes in the wall as I speak. Can't type anymore fake Tammy?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:01pm
Reply to this Comment

Are you done with your temper tantrum now fakey? Have you come to grips that Angelina is a whore?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:24pm
Reply to this Comment

I think in the first photo, Kelli is trying to hold up the Olsen Monkey as she is too weak to stand on her own.
What the hell is that guy next to Lindsay staring at anyway?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 10:10am
Reply to this Comment

WTF?? Is pshyco back

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:25pm
Reply to this Comment

I think he is trying to figure out why the hell she has no boobs... I can tell him. You see my friend, when women dont eat....

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 10:14am
Reply to this Comment

Yes, he's using Becca's name now.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:25pm
Reply to this Comment

Well, that solves that mystery but can you tell me what the hell Fuschia is talking about?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 10:22am
Reply to this Comment

Evidentally, he's a homo too! Hey fake Becca...are you into Aaron Carter?

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 5:27pm
Reply to this Comment

Make a Scandalous Comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.

More information about formatting options

Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.

Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!