Monica Bellucci - Not FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2006!?
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Okay, she was named #1 on AskMen.com the other year...and she can't even break the top 100 for FHM?????....and even last year for FHM they only ranked her at # 89...no respect.Vote for your Bastardly Top 10 Sexiest Women!!!
This is probably a really dumb question but is she related to John and Jim Bellucci?
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LOL dude, thats TOO Funny....thats BELUSHI...
as for Monica, im not really into her, but playing A Jesus Loving Prostitue and Being in the matrix....that gets her into teh top 100.
but yeah, yall, its a joke she didnt get in that, especially looking at some of the other people, she definetly deserved tobe in that shit.
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Let it be known that this woman is stunning.
It is now known.
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Oh yes, she is definitely a gorgeous gorgeous woman! When I first saw her in Les Pacts de Loups, (brotherhood of the wolf) I was stunned! And yes, her husband Vincent Cassel is ugly as sin, but he has some kind of dirty sexuality that makes me eager for a sex tape!
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She has the most beautiful face and rack. Now give her Alba's ass....
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The most beautiful woman ever to get ass raped on the silver screen? (Irreversible)
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What, are you crazy?? Of, course Fergie should be ahead of this piece of trash; if anything Fergie is way under-rated and should be in the top 3.....I mean she should be number 1.
--Fergie's beaten-down p-whipped and apparently far-sighted boyfriend
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Great choice Jackson, great choice! Monica is simply irresistible...and she's not only super hot, but in every movie she's so sexy that you just can't help watching her. She's very womanly in everything she does. Plus, she's a very smart woman.
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now this is a milf!! i think shes in her mid 40's and shes still smoking! Id take her over alba anyday. More bumpage!
haha at the belushi comment. =)
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Stunning! Absolutely gorgeous!
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rea342, you got that right. That irreversible movie was screwy as hell. But that tunnel scene alone is worth the whole movie. My gf won't dare to walk the underpass after seeing that movie.
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She is gorgeous. Look at her eyes! And she's not a bad actress at all...and you're saying she's not hot and plain looking Scarlett Johanson's #1? That's just not even close to right.
Was the person sayins Fergie should be #1 serious? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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She is stunning.
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OMG!
I agree totally! Monica is the hottest woman on earth! She has something about her that makes her beauty and sexiness even more alluring. How could she have been left out of the list??
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This is EXACTLY what I was talking about the other day, when i noticed she wasn't on the list at all!! BLASPHEMY..may a legion of red ants descend upon those at FHM who are responsible for not putting her in the top 20, and sting them without mercy-THIS IS MY CURSE UPON YOU!
Monica is one of the truuly most beautiful women in the world! And she's also highly intellegent and oozes sex appeal A Sex Bomb! In her movie Malena, which all you should watch if you haven't, i was mesmerized by every little movement of her sexy, ripe mouth. Those eyes, that skin, that mouth..looks like an angel (a naughty angel).
She's just stunning.
I'm starting to suspect that maybe a dyslexic printer person put the list in the WQRONG order....worst to best. Cause then skin n' bones Hatcher would be next to dead last. Maybe that's it..April's Fools on us
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As unbelievable as it seems they think she's too old.
I'm pretty sure they only rank women 18-35.
So 37 makes you a Grandma even thought she puts Scarlett and Angelina both to shame.
She is STUNNING.
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and to think, she almost became a lawyer
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Honestly Monica should of been in the top 10.... she looks stunning ill rank her #1 and SHe is WAYYYY BETTER LOOKING as for who should be #2 and 3 it should be Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba
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thanks Jackson...
You just put up a post of a "Goddess"...I can rest easy now...(SIGH...simply breath taking, she should be ranked #1, total package.)
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she's not old...she's mature and it's a good thing.Also,she has the best brunette face ever.yay for her!
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whats a brunette face?
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[...] Monica Bellucci goes from not even being in the Top 100 for FHM to being ranked #8 by you Bastardly readers!!! Now we know who out there really has taste in women! [...]
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Monica is the real beauty mannn, just check out her rape scene in irreversible, and her lonely lady character who is played around with men of a town (movie name not remeber)
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Gorgeous bone structure and features....
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