Miss Universe, Bastardly Style


Starting from Korea, let's go clockwise w/ their sexy names: So-Young Kim, Renata Soñé, Nadine Njeim & Monica Spear

This is pretty damn old, so bare with me. If you would like to get a taste of all the contestants, please go to this site. There's also one of them partying it up & many additional links over here.

I went through the list & chose a few favorites (I missed El Salvador!!!). I wish I had more scandalous pics of my top choices---you know, all of them drunk & maybe skinny-dipping or possibly wrestling in the pool of mud (naked). Ok, I'll pause briefly to allow all you guys to absorb the last sentence.








Ok, on that note, let's check out a few of the other women.

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I think Korea, Mexico, and Egypt (minus the clumpy hair) are the prettiest of the bunch. Costa Rica looks kind of tranny in the face.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 5:05pm
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Ahem!

Dear Gentlemen,

The use of the word "hot" in describing someone who you think is attractive is quite unfortunate. It is my understanding that two classes of people use that phrase: gays trolling for hookups in gyms, and 5 foot tall geeks who will never, ever, get laid.

Thank you for your consideration.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 6:28pm
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Miss Ticky, why are you offended by the word HOT? It's more offensive to be called "bitches" as opposed to hot.

These women are way HOT and I would have to put my vote in for Venezuela. She is HOT HOT HOT.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 6:57pm
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man... ms egypt is gorgeous... mexico too and venezuala... heck they all are. though i would caution all those jetting off to their respective pet countries that beauty queens and models, never are representative of the majority of the populace, the people you are likely to bump into:) discovered that,having just spent two years trekking across south america. i guess it extends to all countries, certainly most american guys do not look like brad pitt( the younger days) not do the women look like cindy crawford.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 7:26pm
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Alguien que me corrija si me equivoco, Jacquelyn dice que Canada gano, asi es, es hermosa, y tiene cualidades que la hicieron ganadora, lo cual no quita que las mujeres latinas sigan siendo consideradas "hot", palabra que a mi entender, no es algo "negativo" en lo absoluto, en nuestro pais una chica Hot es lo que en "jerga" latina es una "nena" una "mina", "cosita", "rica" etc etc etc, en los concursos de belleza como estos, no se busca especificamente a una chica "hot", si ves a una chica como la canadiense entrar a una disco, es de aquellas que efectivamente llaman la atencion por lo delicado de su rostro, y su altura, la mirada dulce etc, pero si ves a una chica como la Venezolana o la de Republica Dominicana entrar a una disco, hay mas cosas que vienen a la mente, pues el rostro y el cuerpo de una latina, su misma forma de ser, alegre, deshinibida, no hay latina que no tenga picardia en su mirada, en su forma de hablar, y mucho mas sensual al bailar, todo eso provoca una sensación muy distina ante la mirada masculina, y para ser sincera, no es solo por el instante sino, pensar como sera... bailar con ella, es tan alegre que contagia, o bien... como sera en la cama ! pues es bien sabido que incluso en eso se "destacan", aunque eso es relativo, es una pena que no pueda escribir esto en ingles :( pero a quien entienda espanol super bien.... :)

No lo digo por ser yo latina, pero si considero que las latinas are the hottest in the world, espero que las chicas gringas no me ataquen ahora ja ja, todas las mujeres son bellas, cada una tiene algo especial ;)

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 7:46pm
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Alright folks....it's ghetto google translator time!!!!

"Somebody that it corrects to me if I am mistaken, Jacquelyn says that Canada I win, asi is, she is beautiful, and it has qualities that made winner, which does not clear that the Latin women continue being considered "hot", word that to to understand, is not something "negative" at all, in ours pais a Hot girl it is what in "Latin slang" a "mine" is a "baby", "small thing", "rich" etc etc etc, in the aids of beauty like these, especificamente does not look for a girl "hot", if you see a girl as the Canadian to enter a disc, she is of which indeed call the attention by the delicate thing of his face, and its height, the sweet glance etc, but if you see a girl as the Venezuelan or the one of Dominican Republica to enter a disc, are but things that come to the mind, because the face and the body of Latin, a its same form to be, cheer, deshinibida, does not have Latin that does not have picardia in its glance, its form to speak, and much but sensual when dancing, all that causes a very distina sensation before the masculine glance, and to be sincere, he is not single by the moment but, to think like sera... to dance with her, is so glad that it infects, or... like sera in the bed! then well it is known that in that "they even stand out", although that is relative, is a pain that cannot write this in ingles: ( but to who understands espanol super good....:)

Not I say it by to be Latin, but if I consider that the Latins hottest in the plows the world, I hope that the foreign girls do not attack ja now to me ja, all the women are beautiful, each one has something special;)"

gawd i really need to learn spanish...or find something better than ghetto google translator....

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 7:56pm
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Holy shit Jackson, that gave me a massive headache.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 8:15pm
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Lebanon and Mexico are definitely the hottest.
I'd like to know what part of Mexico she's from though because she looks nothing like any other Mexicans I've ever seen.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 9:48pm
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non anglo chica, I do not doubt that Latinas are super hot, but I was just picking on Moe for constantly digging Latinas. He's got it bad, but the world is full of "hotties". I live in Texas, so I have gotten a taste of what you are talking about. Latina women have wonderful skin, beautiful hair, alluring eyes, and great bodies. I am German, so I have seen my share of uglies, but there are sexy women everywhere.

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 12:06am
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mexico looks like she has caucasion in her blood. that's why she doesn't look mexican. she must be mixed.

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 12:49am
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Mexico for most the of the miss universe pageants, have had the hottest girls, and the one for Mexico now is pretty!!

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 2:46am
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you guys are blind Antigua & Lebanon are tied for the hottest! no?

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 4:31am
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If any White Patriots stumble onto this post, let the above be a warning to you

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 8:42am
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egypt is the best.

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 12:05pm
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I think the one from Lebanon is the prettiest.

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 9:13pm
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I agree.. Costa Rica is pretty nasty...

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 11:24pm
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uh..egypt appears to be a vampire...korea and lebanon are saucy sexy....represent - represent!!

Sunday, December 4th, 2005 @ 11:04am
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Sure, but can they COOK?

Sunday, December 4th, 2005 @ 11:15am
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hi

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 @ 6:00am
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WHO GIVES A FUCK YOU FUCKING RED KNECK CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, December 11th, 2005 @ 10:08am
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I don't really find most asian women attractive but Ms. Korea is gorgeous!

Saturday, December 1st, 2007 @ 1:21pm
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^^

@ #38, dude find another screen name.

Saturday, December 1st, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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oh man oh man... so many that i likes!! proof that latinas are indeed the hottest in the world... but china, damn, 1 billion people and that's the best we could do!??!?

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 5:06pm
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Miss Ticky, why so much hate?

Can't some guys just appreciate beauty w/out getting hammered?

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 6:35pm
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GOD DAMN!!

I must start search for S. American tickets. This is too much.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 7:04pm
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Venezuela, Cyprus, and Serbia all the way.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 8:17pm
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However, I'll just say this: I looked at all of the other women, and it pretty much seems that you only selected the Latina women (who are indeed attractive girls)to put up here in order to prove how hot you think they are , but there are some seriously hot girls from other non-latino countries that you seem to have forgotten.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 10:00pm
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anyone notice that Dominican Republic looks suspiciously similar to Melissa Rivers?

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 4:32am
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Oh yeah,and the one from Coasta Rica looks like the cross-dresser from Rent.

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 9:15pm
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"Costa Rica looks kind of tranny in the face."

NOT COOOL!!

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 5:10pm
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tell me about it!.... goddam google translator!!!!

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 8:18pm
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and ms. Mexico has no freakin' lips! that's so not representative of my mexican chicas, wtf?!

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 @ 4:34am
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I think she does. She has a long face, a strong jaw, a broad chin, and odd cheekbones that look too puffy to be natural. To each their own, though.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 5:19pm
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Im agree with you Jackson, thats why i dont use that crap, i know a little bit of english but i dont like to make mistakes that why i dont write (shame) please erase that post (15) ja ja, is a terrible translation !!!!! let me see if i can TRY to explain in "english"

Jacquelyn says that Canada won, and yes, she is beautiful, she have the qualities that made her the winner....which doesnt mean that the latina girl cant continue being considered “hot�, word - that i think - is nothing "negative" at all, in our country a girl is considered hot when she is "yummy", "sexy", "wow" whatever ! etc etc. In this kind of contests, the judges dont look specifically for a "yummy-sexy-hot" girl, if u see a girl, - like the canadian one - in a Disco, of course everybody are going to look at her because she is pretty, she have a sweet face, gorgeous eyes, she is tall etc etc, BUT if u see a girl, like the Venezuelan or the Dominican Republic one in the same party, there are more things that come into your mind, because her body, the dark skin, the dark hair, the way that she looks with sexy dark eyes, the way that she dance, she wa that a latina speaks (is a very sensual lenguage), for all this reasons , a latina girl causes a different sensation on guys, and being honest, not just for that moment, many guys cant denied that this kind of thoughts come into their minds...... how it will be to dance with her? she dance so fine....., she looks so happy and smile so much, how it will be to talk and laugh with her?, her body is so nice, the dark skin is so sexy, how it will be to be in bed with her?, (because many people know about that "attribute" of latinas girls), but this is very relative anyways.....

Im not saying all this just because Im latina, but i do consider that latina girls are the hottest in the world, I hope that the Gringas chiks dont get mad at me, ALL women are beautiful, every girl have something special

In the last post (14) i said that i would like to write this in english, but I consider my english sucks so.... Thnaks Jackson for the awful translation ja ja i hope you guys/girls can understand this "second" awful translation :D

Besos

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 8:38pm
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I know that the general consensus of this site is that Latinas are the hottest, but CANADA WON the Miss Universe pageant, and she was pretty darn white. I think all the women posted here are very beautiful, but I was suprised that Greece and Egypt didn't get higher rankings.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 5:35pm
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ok...in bastardly standards, you qualify as having a Ph.D. in English.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 8:50pm
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Oh shit... well you can see where I ran over Ms. Kenya on my mountain bike. It was dark! I couldn't see her!

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 5:39pm
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Ms. Barbados looks trashed. Bitch put your game face on!

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 5:41pm
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RE: First Photo Batch of Byatches (a. Korea - b. Dom Rep - c. Venezuela - d. Lebanon)

WOW! Pretty awesome looking babes.
Makes me wanna a.) run a convenience store in East L.A.; b.) roll cigars on my thighs; c.) get hopped-up on coffee; or d.) get on a bus and blow myself up.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005 @ 5:43pm
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