Mischa Barton Says, "Black Is Back, Baby!"
Monday, July 18th, 2005 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning
The dude's T reads: "I See Small People." Props to the creative mind who thought of that shit.
Yes, mullato culture is before us again, my friends. Mischa & Quentin are doin' it. Who's next, baby!?
I don't know what the fuck is wrong w/ Quentin Tarantino & his desire to ride the Shar Jackson Mobile behind closed doors. Quentin, banging K-Fed's dirty ex on the side is pretty damn sad considering you can land infinitely hotter choco-lattes anywhere else in the world w/ far-far less baggage (I'm talkin' kids), but you choose to sleep w/ the bitch & lie to the press about it. Someone give Q a hand with the ladies.
What about Mischa? Dude, who gives a fuck about her? Props to the Biggie's Body Double for getting the opportunity to ride the 30lb manjaw'd, overrated OC star. I'm sure his brothas are pretty damn jealous.
Please join me in observing a moment of silence for Mischa Barton & remaining days w/ out a wheelchair.
Now, feast your eyes on some hot pics of the beauty showin' the world that she's now taking donations for a boobjob. She was recently left (except for those occasional sex-only meet-ups) her billionaire hoboyfriend, so that's understandable.
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WTF are you talking about....that's her bodyguard.....her new boyfriend is the whate dude in the background....
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GI, you're a genius.
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Moe...why waste precious internet space with your subtle racism? I'll stay tuned in anticipation of your "When will purge Hollywood of Minorities?" post.
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I hate how poorly sarcasm is portrayed on the internet. Seriously, I don't understand what the problem with an interracial relationship is.
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I'd like to see America transformed from a diverse, multi-cultural mess, into a society where all women are homogenially hot and constantly feel the urge to kick Steve in the balls for asking questions like that.
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Bawah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Too funny mark
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Oh God! I am suddenly feeling the urge......to kick Steve in the balls.......
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Mischa has a sister that looks exactly like her, right?
and FLAT is hot? NOT!
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I too am noticing the thinly veiled rasicm that Moe exhibits. Notice that there are no BLACK ramdom hot chicks of the day. And also notice that mostly all comments from Moe on black people (ecspecially women) are bad. What I find really strange is Moe's bizarre fascination with cheap porno looking asian women.
Dude get a clue. Get some taste and culture while you're at it.
1 WORD 4 YOU MOE: SHALLOW
no, MAKE THAT 2 WORDS MOE: SIMPLE AND SHALLOW
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Ew - you can park an airplane in her belly button!
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Hmm... I wonder if this had anything to do with the white supremacist postings about Seal and Heidi... weird.
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Dude, I can't help it if such dirty thoughts are engraved into your subconscious, alright.
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Why do americans always profess to love "diversity," yet chide "racists?" I'll let y'all digest the irony there. Wouldn't you all love see america transformed from a diverse, multi-cultural mess, into a homogenized society where evereyone has a 160+IQ and the activity of choice is 3-D chess?
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I guess Steve wants a world full of homocidal maniacs? Most serial killers are genius's with extremely high IQ's. They are lacking other things. That would be a fun world. You betcha Steve. CHECK MATE! Dumbass!
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More importantly, what the hell is Mischa wearing in those other pics? Did somebody steal the 12 inches of her top in between her chest and her waistline, and she just didn't notice?
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The girl is so skinny & flat that it's hot! Although I must admit, she falls into that exclusive category of chicks that can be super hot in one photo & manishly ass looking in others. I can't explain it.
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brotha has a 'i see small people' t-shirt. good 1
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Hey people, racism is dead.
So let it frigging go.
You have worn the hell out of it.-
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"I too am noticing the thinly veiled rasicm that Moe exhibits"
GTFOOH !!!
Will you PLEASE stop the incessant WHINING already ?
Waaah waaah waah.
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