Minka Kelly = Hot. Donald Faison = Lucky Bastard



Seriously! Donald Faison is enjoying life right now as he sexes up Ms. Minka Kelly each night of the week (at least we hope that's the case)!

Minka is obviously slammin', but does anyone see what I see? I see tremendous body double chemistry between Pete Sampras' Bridgette Wilson & Minka for some odd reason.

Anyway, let's just hope she can successfully use & abuse Donnie's network & rub-up against some big name producers & directors. Only then can Minka proceed to have scandalously crazy sex with these old men (behind Donald's back, of course) & as a result, put herself in a position to star in a blockbuster or two. We're pullin' for you, Minks!!

While we await her launch into stardom, check out some other photos from the Vegas Baby screening @ The Palms Casino. Enjoy the ride while it lasts, Donny!!

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I think Donald is cute, in a goofy sort of way. Minka is cute but not HOT in my opinion. But the name "Minka" is pretty hot. I like Donald's TV wife, the hispanic nurse on Scrubs...she's hotter than Minka in my opinion!

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005 @ 11:58am
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I agree with farmgirl. He is cute in a goofy way. I especially thought he was cute in "Clueless" on the part when he's getting his head shaved at that party and how he's acting so smug.

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005 @ 1:50pm
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Omg i love that movie, and i totally agree, he is cute in that movie. he looks different here though, maybe itsjust because hes older... and Minka is more little girl cute in my opinion (top pic).

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005 @ 5:05pm
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She looks like Alessandra Amberdosa... or wutever that Victorias secret model's name is.. especially last pic

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005 @ 11:17pm
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Does anyone remember the post where a "Donald Faison" wrote a comment? I'm trying to search for it right now, and figure out if it was really him. I hate having a bad memory.

Thursday, June 23rd, 2005 @ 2:01pm
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Are Donald and Minka married? Or are they still living in Hollywood sin?

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005 @ 4:06pm
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I don't know if they are. She is adorable. Now I'm waiting for that racist pig Bill to get on this post his ignorant comments. C'mon Bill, it's another interracial relationship. Let's hear another long speech on why you believe this to be wrong. When I look at their pics I see 2 really adorable happy people. If anyone wants to listen to Bills wit and insight, check him out on the blog about Heidi Klum - Seal - crazy - wild - sex - baby . http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/14/heidi-klum-seal-crazy-wild-...
Bill is sick sick sick!

Wednesday, July 20th, 2005 @ 4:18pm
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They are too cute together!

Thursday, January 12th, 2006 @ 11:20pm
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I think Minka is totally hot!

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006 @ 3:37am
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I'm sorry, but where the hell is she HOT?????

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 @ 8:30pm
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your my idol and my hero and my all time number 1 favorite actress of all time .and you will always be number 1 in my eyes.i absoultey love you i think your intellegent smart cool awesome and down to earth.minka kelly will always be number 1 to me.i will always be minka kellys number 1 utlimete fan for the rest of my life.i wish i could meet you your my angel my tresure and my hero and number 1 all time actress.minka kelly will always be number 1 in my eyes.thank you for your time this was a honr writng to you that i will cherish for the rest of my life.sincerely your all time number 1 fan for a lifetime forever and always sincerely brandon daniel murphy.ultimete all time number 1 minka kelly fan is me branodn daniel murphy i will always be minka kellys number 1 fan forever and for the rest of my life. thank you minka kelly

Saturday, February 4th, 2006 @ 7:38pm
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I think that Donald Faison is gorgeous, but i think that Minka Kelly and him do not look good together.

Monday, February 27th, 2006 @ 3:37pm
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Minka Kelly is absolutely gorgeous! She was a wonderful child and friend of mine, since she was 2 1/2 years old. Her and her mother lived with me in Hollywood back in the 1980's and her father was in Aerosmith for awhile. If she continued on, as I believe she has, to be an incrediblely intelligent and loving person, Donald is one lucky motherf****r!!!!

I LOVE & MISS YOU MINK!!!!

Friday, September 15th, 2006 @ 1:12pm
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well. yeah. I think that it is interesting that they started dating before she had ANY credits and now she is on a NBC show. Doesnt NBC do scrubs? What is even more interesting is that if you look her up on wireimage all there is is her...but if you wireimage donald faison you will see the couple going all the way back to 2004 but she is only named as a "guest" in the picutures. looks like minka has some people working on her "image" for her since she is not able to maintain one on her own as well as that she has something to hide. even more interesting is that she dumped donald after she auditioned for the pilot. good girls finish last i guess. as far as hot?...well she is cute, the little girl voice is weird. she is cute in like a katie holmes kind of way but not the classic beauty type. hey! maybe she will have Toms next baby...to complete the social stepping.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 11:15pm
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ohh and i love that NBC still casts people that are late 20's as high school students. Maybe that is why she talks like that...so she sounds younger.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 11:23pm
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Actually, I think he cheated on her and she found out right before she started filming.

Thursday, October 12th, 2006 @ 11:30am
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suck my nigger cock

Sunday, November 12th, 2006 @ 11:32am
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I want to lick Donald's reciting hairline.....so sexy for that choco taco

Sunday, November 26th, 2006 @ 4:12am
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Hi, Minka
Minka Kelly cute, cute girl. she has a smiler face. Her smile is so beautiful. I love Minka.
Minka I miss u. Minka my eyes only see u n my heart beats only for you. I miss u. I miss you.

Monday, December 11th, 2006 @ 6:02am
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Are you people for real? What is a friend of this incredibly attractive young woman--who I have just learned about--saying Donald is a lucky MF? Some classy friend there(sarcasm). Well, since I stumbled upon this, thought I would give my 2 cents. I just look at her with the dark brown hair--what is the natural color? and why do people highlight their natural dark hair to death? dark beats blonde anyday--and I nearly melt. Her eyes are penetrating. Every angle of her face changes who she looks like. I see J-Lo but also Madonna on the catwalk. In astrology terms she is a Krabulus(I use this term rather than the disease) born a Monkey year in chinese astrology. This explains her feelings about acting and passion/drama. She needs a guy like Don to cheer her up...but--selfish wish--I of course would rather see her with me:P MeOW:) But, how tall is she? I can't handle too many more short women. I am 5' 10" and don't want to hear another word about short women liking big guys--look how many get jilted or hurt other ways later.

Thursday, January 25th, 2007 @ 4:42am
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She is nothing more than a mud race negro lover. Sadly no one intervened before she was ruined. It makes me sick to type the words. She will see soon enough why Carmen Elektra, Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Kidman all went Black & RAN LIKE HELL BACK ! to their white familes, friends, & social structure.
Niggers are violent, stupid and only know rule by force....like an African tribe. They lack the intelligence to contribute an significant advances to the world other than sports and entertainment. Things the white man invented. Hurricane Katrina is the blaring truth of what their race stands for. nothing without EOE, affirmative action, welfare, free scholarships, and aid of any kind. Thye will never stop talking about their dicks, its the only thing they have.

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 2:56am
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I have Black friends. I like hip hop music. I feel the Black race is very entertaining.
However...........I would never lay down & spread my legs for a Black Man. I do not beleive in race mixing. The mulatto kids I know are seriously mixed up. The world understands pure bred Dogs & Horses are the highest intelligence and best trained animals. Why is it so hard to understand that muts just dont measure up? Muts of any breed including humans usually take the character traits of the lessor species. I would never disgrace my full history & family name by being with a Black man. What a slap in Menkas fathers face, & her Grandfathers, and her great grandfather. etc...
No offense, but historically speaking, Blacks dont measure up. Im not talking about the USA either. They have that whole slavery thing the Blacks are still angry about. Im talking about full history, way before the USA was even the USA. They just have nothing in history. The European race has incredible historic accomplishments.....why mutate that with genetically inferior Blacks?

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 3:12am
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Shamus, the only reason your writing that crap about African Americans is because you are behind a pc. It's obvious that you're nothing but a screaming coward who supresses his/her feelings in actuality, but as soon as you get behind a pc you have a lot of negative and ignorant things to say about Black People.
Sarah, i kind of understand what you're saying but you have to also understand that it's a prefernce if you want to date or not date black men. I'm black and i date black men because it's my preference and it is what i'm attract to. i dont date white men not because i dont think our history has anything in common (thats just stupid) i'm just not attracted to white men, only black men.

Sunday, January 28th, 2007 @ 11:03am
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Damn, I recently watched all the episodes of friday night lights. I thought Minka was truly hot until I saw her with that NIGGER, donald duck faison. I should take him down to the whipping post like back in the day. Its not good for your career to hang with the NIGGERS.

Monday, March 26th, 2007 @ 2:43pm
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Minka Kelly is just another broke down slut who turned to the dark side. you just fuck a nigger for attention or your agent said, get some black meet and your ratings will go up. Take some of your money and pay some one to teach you a little class and style before you end up fucking the cast from different strokes for some crack. you nigger loving bitch

Monday, March 26th, 2007 @ 2:54pm
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whatever !! your just mad because you did not get to have sex with Minka and Donald Faison did. Donald Faison is star with good looks and you Brian a.k.a Grand master are absolutely nothing but a miserable hateful weirdo.

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 @ 11:31pm
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What the fuck is wrong with you people (Mind You I'm talking about the racists you know who you are) I can't believe that there are still fuckwit attitudes like that today. Those attitudes are so stupid and old that I'm surprised you're able use a computer let alone the internet. I mean are you people that obsessed with Mika that you have to resort to racist comments. How sad. Oh yeah, For Your Information Shamus You fucking dickweed Jennifer Lopez is not white, genious. She's Latino not White. Think B4 you type dumb shits. And Sarah I'm appauled I doubt that you actually have any "black" friends, with beliefs like that. Look i am the offspring of Mixed parents and I'm telling you that it does not result in a "Lesser species". I happen to have above average intelligence and my language skills are in the 95th percentile ( That means I 'm in the top 5%). Frankly I feel it's a shame, The racist shit-for-brains like Shamus, Brian and "Grand Master Pin-dick" are the ones who are the lesser of our species and seem to have a smaller I.Q. than that of an eggplant, have an excuse they're stupid. You seemed almost intelligent... what's yours. People are not dogs or horses they are people. and I'm sure her father is quite proud of his daughter.
We are the human race. Sadly we are the same so yes I have to insult my own humanity by placing the racists in the same category as my superior self.
I am not a mutt or a halfbreed. I am a Hybrid! That's right, better!

Oh and the only reason that you guys are against inter-racial couples is because you're worried You'll miss out on the incestuous relations you have within your own family!
(Let me translate for the dumbshit racists; in other words you're worried that you won't be able to have sex with your own family anymore) I myslef am sanity not even remotely related to Africans yet I am able to understand the difference between Right from Wrong and between Sanity and insanity. You guys are the latter for both. Yes Wrong and completely Insane. Bye 4 now!

Friday, March 30th, 2007 @ 2:40pm
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Well said Anti-racist. I agree with you 100 %.

Friday, March 30th, 2007 @ 4:16pm
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I really think Minka is hot in Friday Night Lights. Then again, I think all cheerleaders are hot, so I might be biased.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 @ 2:04pm
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that son of a bitch. (in a loud, conniving voice; with a dash of friendly competitive tone) Shes got body karate all over the place

Friday, June 1st, 2007 @ 5:24pm
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funny guys do get beautiful girls and racist people are stupid.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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LOL!!!! ITS SO FUNNY JUST HOW IGNORANT AND EVIL WHITE PEOPLE ARE DEEP IN THEIR HEARTS. SARAH SAID BLACKS HAVE NOTHING IN HISTORY.....? MANKIND AND CIVILIZATION ARE FOREVER INDEBTED TO THE ADAPTABILITY, SPIRIT (LABOR) AND GOD BLESSED GENIUS BESTOWED UPON THE ORIGINAL BLACK MAN. THE 1ST WHITE MAN WAS STILL IN CAVES UNABLE TO REPRODUCE WHILE THE ORIGINAL MAN THRIVED LIKE WEEDS, SAME AS TODAY. DONT TRIP, ASK YOUR WHITE WOMEN, ITS WAY MORE THAN JUST THE DICK THAT THEY LOVE THE BLACK MAN FOR. MANY WHITE GUYS ARE JUST LAME AND HATEFUL SO OF COURSE YOUR WOMEN WILL ATTRACT TO THE GOD IN US.... SHE IS WOMAN FIRST. LOL!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 @ 6:50am
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Every black guy wants to stick his nasty nigger cock in a white girl. It's smostly because white girls are hot and black bitches are gorillas.

White girls are as dumb as a rock. At least the ones that fuck niggers. They love rap and dance music which is done bhy lots of niggers so they fall in love woth these apes.

Also, monkey dudes love to obsess about fancy clothes which girls love a guy who cares about fashion.

They also like that they feel they are rebellious for dating such a nasty creature. Maybe they want daddy's attention.

Have fun you white sluts when you get knocked up by some nigger and have little black tar babies running with no dad because he leaves. And what happens then.....you have to hope some other nigger wants you because no white guy wants to put up with some nasty white bitch who spread for a nigger and now has nigglets.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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i will always be minka kellys ultimete number 1 fan for the rest of my life.thank you minka kelly

Saturday, February 4th, 2006 @ 7:41pm
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Kill whitey. I say kill yo white azzes. you daddy, granpa, uncel, all you white men die!!!!!!!!!!!!! Than I say breed all the white girlz to have black babys. if they dont want it willingy we rape em. kill the white race!!!!!!!!!! to my brothas - go git a white girl ya'all.............breed em!!!! leave em, do it agian. DOWN WHITE RACE!!!

Friday, January 26th, 2007 @ 3:20am
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Face it Donald Faison is gorgeous. White women, black women, indian women, and any other kind of women are always going to be attractted to him regardless of his skin color.

Sunday, January 28th, 2007 @ 11:05am
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