Megan Fox - FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2006 - #68
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee
I'm glad Megan Fox made the list because it gives me an excuse to post some pictures of her...however, it's still blasphemy that she'd be ranked higher than Petra Nemcova and Gisele Bundchen...and she's still bumpin uglies with David Silver.
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Damn Ive seen a couple interviews, I dont like that girls attitude. What a cunt! I hope she never makes it any further than the cover of maxim or that shitty tv show she is on now...
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Yea what he said.
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wow thats a kick ass color, i have a guitar the same color as that dress!!! sweet.... adn that color looks WAY better on my guitar....
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naw, she don't do anything for me
but i'd still do her for free
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Shes cute. Not anything to drop dead over. Maybe its just me but doesn't she look like an airhead? Every picture looks like she's thinking hard about nothing.
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Beautiful eyes but she has a bitchy look. She should have ner breasts enhanced - modestly - no Pam Anderson tits.
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Cute,... looks a little like lindsay lohan on the first page bottom picture... but lindsays face is nicer.. purple color rocks.
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What I think is an outrage about the FHM "100 Sexiest List," is how LAST year...Kate Bosworth was #60.
But this year?
They made her...69.
(grin)
Can I have a HIGH HAT anybody? THANK YOU!
(NoDakGirl has left the building...)
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Orlando Bloom dressed as Legolis is better looking than Kate Bosworth is, he should be #69
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Earth-to-Phil...
Uh,...Dude:
It's called a "JOKE"?
And d'ya get it?
"They made her 69?"
Get it? "69?"
They MADE her 69?
(sigh)
Oh. Sorry! That's right. You're a "Ringer." That means you can't get jokes. But I know how much things with pointed ears turn your crank and give you a stiffy, as you wish you could stroll the heather-covered lowlands in your broadcloth robe while you carry a fucking magical staff.
I welcome anyone hurling a dipshit magic spells into my ass so I can shat it out. Meanwhile, here's a roll of aluminum foil. Go do your windows...
(And "no," I hadn't left the building. This board's to damn GREAT!)
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LOL i DID get it, i only made the orlano bloom comment cause shes dating him?
LOL and jez, i am NO Ringer... alright there Missus Nodakgirl!!!
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LOLOLOLOL!
My bad!
Thou dost ZINGETH!
OW!
Good one, PHILSTER-LICIOUS!!!!!
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LOL god i love spending time on this board....
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Elvis lives and he is spawning.
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The banter on here cracks me up and makes my work day go by so much faster. Can you believe someone pays me for this?
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she is damn hot !!!
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RE: Post 17.
I've often wondered WHO the pinup girl for the halfway home for the developmentally disabled with cleft palates.
Now I know...
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I think she's hot but she has a really blank look to her like I don't have a brain stare into space look. Those are the best type to fuck because they can't remember their own name let alone how to contact you the next day!
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Eh nothing special. Her eyes are beautiful but her features are just regular.
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How does shrinky dink David Spade get these hot chicks? What is his power because I just don't see it. Now he's supposedly dating Heather Locklear. The guy is nasty IMO.
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haha... yeah, i can only refer to Brian Austin Green (the Notorious B.A.G.) as David Silver, now and forever... that bastard!!!
oh yeah.. and david spade... agreed, it's mind-boggling... maybe he gets a really good rate from CapitalOne and bitches dig that shit?!?!
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Hey Meg, your lips are swelling: probably a sign to lighten up on those BJs.
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[...] Damn you Brian Austin Green aka David Silver aka The Notorious B.A.G. aka you made a rap album! DAMN YOU! Megan Fox you freak! I likes!!! [...]
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Ew shes ugly az hell
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hottest new star in Hollywood. She's absolutely stunning, but I can do without the tats.
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She is hot in a slutty way. Looks like a common whore.
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she looks like she likes to take it in the bad place
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Oh David *Silver*. Nevermind. He's still way better than Spade.
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uh huh-so this is what she used to look like.
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