Mary Carey: Victim Of Mariah Carey's Incessant Whoring
Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Mary Carey has 3 things going for her...1. Her name looks & sounds like Mariah Carey
2. She looks a little like Mariah Carey (positive & negative)
3. She's willing to spread her legs for money
4. She has huge boobs
Any takers?
she looks nasty:
ugly big boobs
fat
orange skin
yellow teeth
ugly
ugly
ugly
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But if you had thoes "ugly huge boobs", and orange legs spread out in front of you, you would hit it like a red-headed step child..... Dont Lie.
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That lipstick is nuclear
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I hate the guy she actually WANTS to look like a cheap hooker. Those shoes, that shade of nail polish and lipstick. ugh!!!!!
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Yeah she doesn't look that good in these, but I'd still bump uglies w/ her, that's right I said bump uglies, big whop, wanna-fight-about-it!!
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She's fugly!!! Even Mariah Carey looks better than her....
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she looks like tim curry with tits. brown bag it and she'd still get the high hard one though.
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Shoes, nailpolish and lipstick? Those are just some small details. Have you not noticed that she's half naked and her boobs are bigger then her head?? If that doesn't say hooker, I don't know what does. Btw, she looks like Mariah Carey a bit...did she have plastic surgery to make her look alike?
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Is this what happens to your smile when you have too much semen build-up on your front teeth/gums?
Give her some dental floss to jar loose the jizz...
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hahaha i love the brown bag thing... everytime i'm like aww she can't be that bad and then BAM she really is THAT bad
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She's a porn star - so what - at least she is a republican. It's kind of funny. She's a whore, but at least she's on the right side of things, and is an adult - not some liberal 6 yr old whining about al-qaeda being abused and killing babies...
Gil OUT!
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those toes are pretty disgusting
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i think that she is sexy and i would fuck her anyday of the week. i would give her my money without a problem if i could fuck her. damn shes nice. NICE TITS
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I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK HER SHE HAS HUGE-ASS TITS. I WOULD FUCK HER AND JUST SUCK ON HER TITS THE WHOLE TIME. I WOULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF THEM FOR A SECOND. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE FACE LOOKS LIKE WHEN THE TITS ARE THAT HUGE.
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cheesy and tacky just like mariah
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I think she has gorgeous cleavage
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Ya'll are stupid she has huge boobs. You can not tellme ya'll wouldn't suck on those if you had the chance. I know I would. I'd fuck her just to suck on her tits. I mean look at her thats what shes built for to fuck and just suck on the tits the whole time. I would suck all the milk out of those big-ass titties.
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Mariah Carey is awesome!!! Mary Carey is a cheap slut that wants to be like Mariah......who has sex for money and degrades herself for a few bills! Hey atleast Mariah is beautiful, rich and has atleast a lil dignity! Need more be said?
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Those boobs look like they're stuck on with beach balls...how unnatural looking
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