Mariah Carey Cleans Up @ The 2006 Grammys
Thursday, February 9th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

I've never seen Mariah Carey hit an award show wearing something that covers so much of her voluptuous bod. Good for her!












when were the grammys?
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I cant stand mariah carrey!!! She acts like shes a teenager..its creepy.
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Butcher, you missed NOTHING. I watched it for about 2 sec. and decided to go read a book instead.
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WHY DOES HER FACE LOOK SO SWOLLEN?!!!
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cause she's fat
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She looks very....matronly.
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You know, I have always liked Mariah and I always thought she was pretty, but I think some of you are right, I think she does have a drinking problem. What a shame. Have we learned nothing from Whitney?
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you guys fukin suck
mariah is soo kool
so wat if she dresses very revealing
she alot kooler then u and she robably has alot more money then u 2
ur all jealous of her
and she not fat
size 6 isnt fat
wow how could u make fun of the best female singer
u guyz mus have fukin screwed up heads
lata bitches
just member she richer then you
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yes Ill be sure to 'member' that, retard.
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mariah carey is a stoopid cunt who can't sing and can't hold a long note 30 sec long like i can. quebec powaaaa!
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celine dion---- if its rly you
mariah soooooo can hold a high note for seconds
try listen to some of her music---- she holds a high note for about 30 seconds and she is sooooo goood at it tooo-
stop hatein on her
and if ur rly celine dion u sang a few songs with her anyways
if u hated her soo much you wouldnt of sang wit her
later
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Regarding the above post- (Which is barely legible)
Isn't there an age limit to posting here? Go back and ask your parents, and that's not a joke. Bad things can happen to little girls on the internet.
Oh yeah, and the words are "You" not "u" and "to" or "too" not "2". I don't care how old you are. Don't abbreviate three letter words and two letter words.
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???????
Anyone who can read--will understand my other messages
And Please dont tell me what to do.
Just to tell your messages are supposed to be about mariah, not about abbreviations.
And Im not a little girl, im between 18-23 years old
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yeah well she has her music i have mine i dont like hers and i could care less if she hated mine. i dont critize other artist music because in music just as life we all have our own opinions and most of the time they dont agree and no matter how many times we agrue we are not gonna argee...sorry about all the spelling mistakes :(
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Kelsey, You're a complete moron DUDE! Oh man...why would someone at the age of 18+ have a hard time typing out their words? How would you know anything about Mariah on how cool she is? You can't unless you chill with her and get to know her!!!
How do you know she has more money than anyone that comes here?
You don't fool; So use your damn head Kelsey for something other than a hat-rack BIOTCH!!
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Kelsey is a hood rat who is pregnant with her third child. Her boyfriend dwayne just left her for another welfare recipient. So lets all have mercy on her, Mariah is her only ray of sunshine left.
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i like how everyone across the internet fights on here. it's hilarious.
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oh and since everyone here is calling mariah carey fat, i think it's only fair to post your picture. i'd bet millions half of everyone on this website dogging on celebs are fat and ugly.
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hehe of course cause stupid american pigs are eating kilogram stakes and 2kilo's burgers I bet their keyboards are sticky and dirrrty while the're sittin at the comp ehehhehehehehehehe
lata bassstrds (fat and ugle)
Mariah keepin it cool!
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what the fuck is up with her damn eyes???! they look like they are melting! and she needs to fuck some of that baby fat off already!! and get a fucking teeth reduction! damn!
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Mariah carey when a lot of stuff as a child. being force to grow up to soon can damage you. if you take the time out and actually learn about her you will feel sorry. i used to hate mariah too. then i thought to myself why do i hate her she haven't done any thing to me . now i her top fan i buy every magazine with her name or picture on or in it.
Mariah acts like a teenage but is so smart. when she speaks she use works that people have to do to the dictionary to find out what they mean. She have helped and is helping teenages theat are going through mentional and phycial breakdown. so before critizing her think to your self how she have help so many people. she was abanded at the age of 3 to fen for her self. imagine if you had to fen for your self at 3 THINK ABOUT IT.
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Voice of Reason
Voice of Reason
As a Mariah fan I must come to her defense:
1.- You should not make fun of her obesity. This is a serious disease that can cause death. A severe excess of body fat is no laughing matter.
2.- Mental retardation is not to be laughed at. A lot of celebrities (I am tempted to say all) suffer from this debilitating condition. Jorge W. Bush and Wynona Rider are especially severe cases but the most severe is probably Mariah’s ex-boyfriend Luis Miguel (he was molested as a child by his “uncle†Mexico’s city ex-chief of police which might have cognitively damaged him).
3.- Fake abs are EVERYWERE, models use them, bodybuilders use them and especially celebrities (you should sometimes see the real photos of celebrities at the beach that some tabloids publish). If you ever develop abs you will find out that no mater how little body fat you have and how big your abs are, water will prevent them to look like the retouched (electronically enhanced, body painted, etc.) abs of models. This is why bodybuilders use diuretics to severely dehydrate themselves in order for their abs to look impressive (AND they also paint them to make them look deeper, getting shade differences in a tan also helps). It is about time that people learn that the whole entertainment industry is about fantasy, not reality (everything is fake, especially now that electronic techniques are well developed).
4.- Celebrities are made by their contacts. The very same “uncle†that sexually molested Luis Miguel introduced him (no pun intended) to Televisa’s owner and he made him a celebrity, for example. Celebrities never deserve it, the contacts always makes them (that horrific anorexic blond that likes to post pornographic films of herself for publicity is an extreme example). Mariah does not need to deserve anything, no one in her business does!.
5.- Lip-syncing instead of singing is pervasive in the industry and should not be frowned upon (remember, EVERYTHING IN THIS BUSINESS IS FAKE, INCLUDING THE VOICES! – if you do not believe this visit a recording studio one day, they will make you sound like Luciano Pavarotti even if you have the voice of Mike Tyson).
6.- Being selfish is the natural result of so much (undeserved) adulation. A celebrity is a “living brandâ€. Symbolically they are not people but the product of branding (and are branding incarnated themselves). This is why when you meet them in person you are always shocked at how short they are (you would cry If you would meet –as I have—Brad Pit in person, he is practically a dwarf, even wrestlers add at least fifty pounds to their supposed weights and at least five inches to their supposed heights), how insignificant they look in person, how unintelligent they are in general, how vulgar, uninterested in things that matter, etc. they almost always are.
7.- If you believe their “love interests†are something separated from their publicity stunts (always remember they are brands) then you will not understand why they marry and divorce so much (remember, EVERYTHING IS FAKE).
8.- In the end you should forget about them (they are nothing more than products for mass media consumption, NEVER REAL PEOPLE) and live your own life. Remember: the more you think of them (and they like and live from this) the less you will take care of yourself, never compare yourself to them as they are imaginary, develop your body, intelligence, career, etc. and forget about stupidizing fantasies.
Best Regards
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OKAY, GET REAL! IM GAY , AND EVEN I KNOW MARIAH CAREY IS BEAUTIFUL! SHE IS NOT FAT, AT ALL. FAT,(( EVEN THOUGH THAT IS ABOUT AS BAD TO SOME PEOPLE AS THE "N" WORD, WOULD BE SOMEONE LARGE SUCH AS ROSIE ODONNEL, WHO ADMITS SHE IS FAT AND IS HAPPY WITH HERSELF. MARIAHS COVER PIC CAN BE SEN ON HER WEBSITE MARIAHCAREY.COM. VERY HOT, AND WHO CARES IF ITS AIRBRUSHED, 99 PERCENT OF ALL STARS ADMIT THERE PICS ARE AIRBRUSHED TO DEATH IN MAGAZINES. THATS A TANLINE NOT A TUMMY TUCK SCAR LOL! THIS WILL BE ONE OF PLAYBOYS TOP SELLING ISSUES EVER. FIRST ALL HER FANS WILL BUY IT, THEN ALL HORNY MEN, ALL LESBIANS, EVERY DRAG QUEEN, ((SO THEY CAN SEE WHAT NEW COSTUMES TO MAKE TO DO HER IN))AND SHES MOST EVERY GAY MANS IDOL. SO GET REAL FOLKS THE BITCH IS HOT! LETS SEE WHITNEY HOUSTONS NASTY BLACK SCRAWNY SKANK ASS POSE FOR PLAYBOY, THEN WE CAN TALK SOME SHIT ABOUT TOOTHPICK THIN, ANOREXIC CRACK WHORES! LEAVE MIMI ALONE, HOW MANY OTHER 36 YEAR OLDS YOU KNOW WHO WOULD FEEL CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO POSE!
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SHE ANIT FAT MORE OR TO BEING WITH SIZE 6 MUST BE HUGE BECAUSE MARIAH CAREY IS A SIZE 3. ASS HOLE GOOF ASS LAMES KEEP IT MOVING BECAUSE ALL HATERS ARE FALLING SHORT.
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I would do anything to bang Mariah's sweet asshole all night long
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