Mariah Carey: "Take A Peak Into My Whore House!!"
Monday, April 10th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon

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If nothing else, make sure you check Mariah's shoe room on page 4 & 5...
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Geeze, gluttony, greed, AND stupidity, sounds like my kind of role model...............
K-Fed will get his ass handed to him by Tom Dolby :)
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I think I had 10 orgasms looking at her shoe collection.
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The smartest idea I have for any room is to NOT have Mariah Carey in it.
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PS - Although Gwyneth is not worth 3.6mil for 3 minutes (I don't think anyone is), she is a very graceful and pretty woman who obviously cares about her health and is very involved with her children. I enjoy her acting and I like her hair................... :)
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I'll admit.. I would definitely not mind living there.
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That closet looks like a good space for cooking meth and if she wants to lose any weight I suggest she look into it. Man if only I could get into that shoe room, I think I could make a six figure income selling those shoes out my car. Imagine how much fun (drugs) that would support. You could hold women hostage in that room without even tying them up. Then you offer them some shoes if they... ahem... perform a small service. Anyways, if you took a thousand seals and grouped them together, then smashed all of them with a giant club, you wouldnt have a pelt that could match the one you would have if you skinned Mariah's corn fed ass.
Makin Moves...
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The Diva of conspicous consumption. MiMi is definitely the material girl. I wonder how many pairs of Jimmy Choos could be made from her thighs?
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Wow this bitch should be shot. I haven't seen this much shoes in a shoe store. Says she has about a 1,000 pairs... and each one probably costs a million...well you do the math. How can she spend all that money on herself...no wait just on her shoes and *not* feel guilty about it? Does she even have time to wear all of these shoes? What's the point, except to show them off? And all those clothes?? They don't even look good on her..I think she should spend more money on diet that works rather then that. Even better would be if she gave it to someone who deserves it. She's just awful.
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wouldnt it be kind of sad to come home to a giant house with no one ever there to greet you? (except the maid calling you "ms. carey?")
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you can say that about a lot of famous people though...
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yeah, but at least most of the others are thin.
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She looks sweet when she does not try to look like a bitch
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they probably airbrushed her house too...
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but isnt this the same house that we saw from mtv's cribs? did anyone catch that episode?
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Whatever you do, DON'T use the covershot to line the bottom of your bird's cage. You'll have a dead parakeet to flush down the toilet.
Oh. Wait. That's a goldfish, isn't it?
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LE FRIC C'EST CHIC .... (hate you mariah arggggg)
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I'll admit it.. If i could have a closet like that (minus all the gold) I'd have it. The space and the lighting and the mirrors. But even if i could I doubt i'd have 1000 pairs of shoes at one time. I'd give them to charity before I got that far. She has decent taste ... as far as her home... like she says it is a little "garish" but its in pretty decent taste.
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Agreed. I want a closet like that someday.
Meanwhile, I think it's very self-redeeming of her to put snaps of her dead relatives right above her dressing table. It's most likely that these lovely, deceased folks held jobs as maids, gardeners, hotel porters or cleaning ladies.
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I wish the article on Mariah was a few pages longer, I am fascinated by her! Mariah looks like a lovely woman. In regards to the previous comment about her being lonely and without friends - I've seen the famous "Cribs" episode ... she certainly has quite a few friends to share her beautiful home with.
She's quite a busy lady and I'm sure she probably doesn't get to spend as much time there as she'd like. I'm truly jealous of that closet - and the shoes/clothes/purses inside! I don't think it's appropriate to make such nasty remarks about her weight, she's a gorgeous woman with a beautiful body and should be darn proud to show it off when she wants to (and she does like showing it off quite often)!
You go, MIMI - I can't wait to see you on tour!
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I'D LOVE TO LEAVE THAT GIGANTIC HOUSE SPRAYED WITH MY SEMEN AFTER A WEEK OF MARIAH'S ASS GETTING ROUGH HOUSED!!!.............. SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!
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I think all the biatches are jealous of Mariah! All the biatches making nasty comments
just fuooock off! u re jealous lazy bstards
she worked hard for it!
and what about tthese who have ten rolls royces...it's only shoes...maybe worth a milion - ok but wht if she likes it like I like cd's? can I have tousand without feelin guilty?
and one more thing...all the biatches wit their comments they would'a prolly kill to have closet like Mariah but they never will so it's better to smite....BIATCHES ONCE AGAIN I REPEAT
LUV U M,ARIAH u deserve it all!
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Mariah Carey is the nastiest thing i'v ever saw. She looks like a cheap hooker.
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will you chat with me
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hey every singer has bad rumors about them that don't mean they can't be a good person you know you all are so mean to her so what if shes not that skinny not everybosy can be like that and so what about the rumors her house is rockin and u know it your just fuckin jelious you wish u were her if you would listen to her songs mabye you would think differently but NO you all have to think she is a super bad bitch well guess what YOUR WRONG
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this is silly, show your ass instead.
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well I like the bitch, she is afraid of nothing, if you see what I mean.
I like the fact that she is a bit different and still can say "fuck you all, buy my records, even the bad ones" cause I'm not gonna change for you. (I just can't I guess lol)
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Gorgeous and fascinating women. I think that shes's legendary singer and that's not surprise that she has such luxurious house I agree tha she deserve it!
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i would love to have all of mariah carey's shoes even if i had to run down the street naked and say something random like i had sex with a 20 year old!
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I dont know, I just really can't think of any lovers mariah has had outside of her ex husband (which she says was an awful relationship) or friends that she's seen with a lot. she always seems posed by herself. her house was on her cribs a while ago, and it really did seem really lonely.
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she seems like a lonely person. she deserves those nice things she has though...
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