Maria Kanellis Pimps Her April, 2008 Playboy Issue
Posted on Thursday, March 6th, 2008 @ 6:29pm by Moelicious

These were snapped @ The Virgin Megastore in NYC
Maria Kanellis Interview: Being In Playboy, Backstage/WWE
On March 7 when the new issue of Playboy hits newsstands, Maria will not be wearing much in the way of clothing, but she will be most naked in a different aspect – her personality. The photo shoot first and foremost serves as a way to see into the Diva’s head; not just a glimpse of her body.
“When I came into WWE at 22, I came in scared,” she said. “Now I’m standing here with my butt completely naked and guess what? I’m feeling good.”
When our fans see the magazine, Maria wants them to see a strong side of her. The photos should communicate her motivation and dedication to produce the best result in this shoot and in all of her tasks.
“I’m very glamorous in this photo shoot,” Maria said. “I’m very high fashion and it definitely brings out that personality in me and makes me look strong. Our fans don’t necessarily get to see me done up to this extent; they don’t get to see me up close and personal.” [Wrestling Edge]
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Looks like PENTHOUSE material Hef must be slipping
She looks smelly, skanky and old. Check the pit stubble and meth face. Eww....
LMAO @ caption on page 3. I was just thinking to myself "Damn that looks red." and then I scrolled down to the caption.
she looks fucking disgusting
I know that an ugly model isn't supposed to be able to say that, but I wouldn't.
photoshop is pretty amazing
her armpit looks like George Michael's face
it would be cool if her other pit looked like Andrew Ridgley
and she could get them to sing "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
wtf? Playboy is slipping. Think of all of the beautiful women, even a totally unknown attractive woman would be preferable to this, that they could have put on the cover and they chose her instead. Why? Also, her eye makeup is scary.
Man, no wonder Hef wants Lilo and the Olsen Twats in the magazine! Send him photos of the Bastardly Ladies of the Day! They are younger and hotter!
Anyway she was face down and ass up sliding across the carpet! nice rugburn huh?
oh my god...this is playboy now? she is so nasty looking...look at that elbow, look at that nasty underarm with razor burns and armpit hair roots...look at those eyebrows, look at those bulging eyeballs...my god...she looks like a psycho girlfriend who is about to vandalize her ex's property.
ew girl needs a pit wax
That is proper nasty.
id like to go out on a limb and say....she looks nothing like she does here in the pages of playboy....
Damla are you speaking from experience there?
^ LOL...no...i never vandalized anything but almost ran over him and kicked him in the balls...so i can spot a psycho girlfriend lol
I would hit hard - she looks smokin hot
I have no desire to see this woman naked...at all.
She looks way better on TV, these are horrible picutres of her.
First pic looks like Joe Perry from Aerosmith. Wood....has left the building.
She could be hot if she wanted, playboy is not hot its trash
Nasty greasy SKANK! She's just disgusting.
i haven't said this in awhile but... alot of fags posting today.
the thing is, she is hot. these may not be her best set of pictures, but even so she still looks and is hot. grow some testes. ladies just behave
Looks like she has Don King & Buckwheat in a headlock.
I'm with Lokiman.
I've seen her in person....she's fucking stunning. And funny as hell. You may be hating on her now....but if you saw how long her tongue is and what she can do with it....you'd be silenced. Also....I want her shoes. I want them now.
Caitie, nice to know your not sick and throwing up on my shoes anymore...have you seen her tongue in action or what?
Yep. I have. She was doing a signing and I didn't know who she was, so I asked her and made a funny face & stuck my tongue out and she laughed and did the same thing. She's very nice and sweet. Really good taste in shoes, too. I'd go gay for her. : )
She could have at least shaved her arm pits
Soo... This pretty much confirms that Playboy has just turned into pure smut nowadays ey? This bitch is not "hot" or "classy" or "sexy" or "beautiful", which are the qualities Playboy ladies had back in the good ol' days. She looks like one of those chicks they put in really low quality trash porn sites because she has the two qualities they look for; some orafice in the body where a penis can be inserted and confirmations that she is indeed, a female. You know those sites where the chicks have bad shave rash all over their vaginas, flabby stomachs and for some reason a weired outbreak of red rash/pimples/hives along the bottom of their arses. God, is she even a woman? This bitch is a fucking transvestite.
Yes, I hear you #20, this is truly a disgrace to the Playboy magazine, such fugly tranny/meth face whores shouldn´t be allowed to pose in any magazine, period.
Correction, I meant #28, of course.
For a minute I thought she was a man with a wig.
Greasy and skanky girl. And she should consider shaving her pits.
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