Madox Chivan Jolie's Lottery Ticket: Brad Pitt Adoption Documents!!
Thursday, December 8th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

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Once again, all props go to Nicole Ritchie!
This lottery ticket is really not as exciting (except for Mr. Maddox, of course) as the title might lead you believe, but I know there are a few of you who also have millions in the bank & are considering adopting children of a super hot woman "friend" & would like to review the documents that would normally go along with such an important decision.












is a wedding around the corner? they sicken me already.
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Can they be anymore stupid ?! You know they are going to break up soon!!! Kids are not toys!!! A lot of stars make me sick too!
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dairy products make me sick....
ok they don't. but that's doesn't mean they couldn't someday. in the mean time I'll go on feeling about as sick towards angelina and brad as milk makes me feel right now. and right now I'm thirsty for a huge glass of milk and two large scoops of rice pudding. mmm... mmm... tastylicious!
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What vomitous BULLSHIT!
But I gotta hand it to Angelina: a homer-run in convincing Brad she's devoted to him. When in reality, playing a shell game with these kids is just much less physically painful for her than having Brad name first ETCHED on her skin -- and then laser-removed not even 4 years later.
And Brad? What a box-of-rocks-for-brains idiot! Can you IMAGINE what kind of haggling/meetings he had with his management and personal attorneys? They were likely a half dozen guys in Italian-made suits on their knees -- hands clasped in prayer heavenward -- BEGGING Brad, "Don't do it! DON'T DO IT!!!" Brad's signing away a substantial chunk of his financial future away for all eternity. Because unlike the unconscionable BILLY BOB...who ORIGINALLY adopted Maddox with Angelina...Brad will not turn his back on the Little Dude and without a flinch, gleefully give Ange full custody before he walk out of Little Dude Maddox' life forever.
YES, PEOPLE!!! This IS Maddox' SECOND "legal" Daddy!
Baby Zahara? She wasn't even a ZYGOTE yet in the womb of her starving Ethiopian birth mother when Brad played his first game of "Hide-the-Weenie" with Ange.
So, in 2009 there will be a ridiculous custody fight. The lawyers will then re-neg and silently THANK Brad because of all the HUGE legal billing to be done. Upside: Angelina gets $250k each MONTH in child support which allows her to give 100% of her time to refugee causes overseas. Back home? Two maladjusted kids will be warehoused in boarding/prep schools and snort enormous amounts of chemicals up there noses with full-knowledge that gi-normous trust funds have 'em covered.
The world's a happier place. TWO MORE MAGNIFICENTLY F*CKED-UP KIDS ON THE PLANET, thanks to Hollyweird.
OK. The airs getting thin on this soap box. Time for a Grey Goose straight-up dry. FOUR olives, please! (Thanks...)
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Post four was so beautiful and true I almost cried. Those kids are gonna be a wreck. An idiot for a father and a crazy goth ex-whore for a mother. I don't care how hot two people are this is retarded.
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Haha, you guys are so angry that these kids are going to have Brad as a daddy. Why?> I think its so cool that Brad Finally gets to be called "daddy". At least he'll have more reasons to screw hot ass Angie! :)
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Madox: " Chin cchong ching wa cho wu se wa teriyaki chicken fung pooo poooo"
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how pathetically sad is it that people are making racist comments toward a 4 year old? what did this kid ever do to you?
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the kid kicked the racist's ass probably...
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To the racist No.7 'an':
You are a pathetic loser. If you are an American you are a kind of jerk who gives the USA bad name. It makes you angry that an asian orphan is going to be richer, happier, more intelligent than you will ever be. You probably are having a very sad, lonely and insignificant life, and will have a very sad old age and be resentful of life.
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I highly doubt that Maddox and Zaharah will have a NORMAL life...however, perhaps better to be in boarding school and ignored than in a desert starving, nest pas? Kids are an 18 year commitment, then again its easy to have orphan kids when you have nannies. Brad pitt is crazy to escrow his fortune to a family that's not legally his, I mean, he's been through several FAILED relationships, and the notion that relationships "end" is not new for BRad. Never have I seen this much devotion to a woman when I analyze any of Brads other relationships. Is the chase after Jolie making him lose his mind? I truly feel sorry for Brad, he's gonna have his nuts in a vice grip soon and Jolie's hands in his pockets for life.
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Wtf? How sad of an individual are you to be making fun of a 4-year old? Get a life.
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How cruel and negative you all are towards these kids. Will Brad and Angie last? If you look at hollywood marriages/relationships--just how many have lasted 25 years let alone 10 or 5. If they do break up I bet Brad will continue to be a very involved father. He loves kids. He has always wanted a huge family and Jen in every interview they gave would say no more than 2. Brad and Jen had problems long before Jolie came on the scene and its a shame you Jen folks can't let go--and that includes Jen herself. Brad has moved on; it doesn't appear he has any wish at all to return to his life with Jen on any level.
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Amazin how vunerable celebrities can be, allkinds of mad-people can see their personal documents and tear the people apart in internet.
It's really amazing that Brad and Angelina have survived with the press and so--called fans sreaming and spitting on the.
I'll hope that their relationship lasts and all three kids (or more) have a good life.
To all of ypu hex-Aniston fans, so she was so self-centered moron that Brad just could not cope her
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holaaaa sy sol y angelina jolie lovvvvvee yo uuuuuuuu sos lo mas segui asi no cambies rlo unico que te pido cortala con pitt ok prrometelo lñoveyou
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An, is that supposed to be funny? Laughs, anyone?
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