Maddox Jolie: The Pimpdaddy Has A Daddy
Posted on Friday, August 5th, 2005 @ 9:55am by Moelicious

The Sun reports that the three-year-old was heard asking for his 'daddy' at a photo shoot. A source told the newspaper: "Maddox shouted, 'Where's my daddy? I can't see my daddy?' Crew members were truly taken aback that he was referring to Brad as 'Daddy'." [Digital Spy]
While Maddox's real daddy withers away due to hunger & disease, his mommy's latest sexual conquest adds further confusion to Maddox's already crazy life that involves everything from jetting around the world for UN missions to watching Angelina make her latest action flick. In a few years when Maddox is a little older, we'll finally find out whether this little guy's a complete genius, f'd up or a dangerous combination of both elements.
One thing's for sure though, Maddox will be every girl's gift from God. The guy will have money, fame, & an amazing personality that, among a long list of other things, understands poverty on a global scale. Let's just say he's not going to grow up to become a male version of Paris Hilton. If he can somehow survive the hypocrisy that exists in his immediate social circle, Mad can screw becoming tagged the "rebellious son of Angelina Jolie" and actually make a tremendous difference in the world (while getting a taste of hot women all around the globe, of course).
While we wait, here's a photo of Mad sportin' a Ramones Tee. Dude, this little guy is solid!
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I agree. Hopefully he turns out worldly and full of compassion to help others just like his mom. Or at least be aware of it all and not be a superfical materialistic snob. God damn Maddox and Zaharra are lucky. You think she would adopt me? Hey I'm a struggling southeast asian girl. My blood comes from a third world country. I'm broke. I should try to find a way to market myself. Or at least try to get a job as a full time nanny. Wow that would be so cool. Man ... imagine lil ol me as Maddox and Zaharras nanny. Me being employed by Ms. Jolie herself. Maybe she would help fund my non-profit organization? I hear she wants to put up solar in Maddox's old village. Dammit that is right up my alley. That would be rad.
I like Angelina as well and this is not a slam on anyone but I was just wondering if anyone else thinks she puts eyeliner on him. Every pic I see appears that way. What do you guys think?
"something tells me no one will be good enough for her maddox"...
Gia, keep in mind that we're talking about a woman who was once married to Billy Bob Thornton. I'm gonna venture a guess that she's not too madly concerned with "standards".
I take his quote as meaning that she is a dead lay. Is that how you took it? If that, in fact is what he means then the second part of his quote really makes no sense at all. The second part sounds like he's saying it is good sex as Angelina is not a model. Please elaborate your conclusion.
Yup, clearly he's saying she sucks at sex. The second part is his way of saying, "Just because she's incredibly sexy and 99% of men on earth would sell their souls for one night with her, it doesn't mean that she's particularly good at humping."
Your way of putting it makes much more sense then his. Funny either way though. I'm sure that disappoints Moe with his fantasy of her being a freak in bed. I agreed with Moe's thinking on that subject until I hear this; now I don't know what to think???
Billy Bob wouldn’t have made that sex comment if it was Gisele.
That be like a slice of pure heaven for him.
Unfortunately, uber babe Gisele won’t compromise and date trash.
Unlike Angelina, the freak a leek who married it.
Go Gisele!
Actually you are quoting Billy Bob wrong. He made a comment that you don't have to sleep with the sexiest woman on earth to get good sex. He did say that fucking a model can be like humping a couch but he never actually said anything about sex with Angelina (atleast in that interview). Give me break the woman was once a lesbian if you've figured out how to rock a girl's world you can figure out what guys like too!
i love the ramones shirt... :)
Repotedly, Brad Pitt has given up smoking because of an ulitmatum given by Jolie. After just months of them dating, Angelina made Brad give up smoking for sex, and he fell for it. Angelina is the pro at turning men into bitches. Brad is already known for wanting every woman he's ever been with. Now it's Angelina's turn to get inside and eat him whole. Poor Jen, their divorce isn't even final yet and he already moved in a whore and her two rugrats. He wants family but who here thinks he's going to want his own. Unless.......Angelina, being the skank she is, can't have kids because of an STD. Brad did just have viral meningitis, which can be caused by the herpes virus. She has done every man in hollywood, england, france, Russia (most likely). Think about it, do you think she really has anything intelligent to say when she goes to Russia or do think she gives up sex to help the refugees? I just can't wait for the day that she walks out on Brad, after she finds out what a pushover he is she'll get bored with him. She prides herself on how men perceive her, she can break all the hearts in the world and men would still want her....DEVIL IN DISGUISE PEOPLE!!
Ahh, Maddox, he will be the first lucky RICHEST "CAMBODIAN" kid ever! lol. I am am Cambodian myself, gosh I wish i was him. 10 years from now, He's going to be a pimp of half the market of whore houses in Cambodia :-p, possible might expand to Thailand :-).
Ms. Jolie has been behaving like a total Hollywood flake, incapable of sustained meaningful thoughts or relationships. She power trips, only wanting "taken" guys and she can't sustain the excitement for very long. She was married to Billy Bob like a year and then decides to unilaterally adopt - given that her husband already had like, 4 kids, did he have a vote? She needs control and acts shallowly.
Her brain makes Pamela Anderson look thoughtful. Example: Went to Davos & gave a speech saying "For the 1st time we have the chance to end poverty." What was she smokin? Ever hear of JFK's War on Poverty? LBJ's Great Society? Have you taken a look at the FREAKING SIZE of India and China's population? China particularly DOESN'T take too kindly to strangers coming in & messing with their economy... yeah right, end of poverty. Small itsy bitsy hollywood brain...
Some of you really need to learn how to have an opinion. Either your mothers didn't raise you properly or you're just trashy to be talking like this.
You guys know NOTHING about this woman, yet you attack her like you knew her all our life. Grow up, it's tabloids and gossip. What do you ppl really know about adoption, poverty, while you sit in front of you compfy home or office typing away? It's truly pathetic to see how some ppl can take a celeb's love life so personally.
Judiciously----Right on!! You and I share the same opinion of that "oh so righteous" AJ. I've said it time and again, AJ makes Pam Anderson look innocent. Even though Pam is a coke whore (inside sources!! not fiction but fact for those who are going to plea she is sober or something).
Anonymous--Ahh we do know everything about the bitch (AJ). She only does interviews so everyone can know everything about her. She publicizes herself to the limit and then cries when she can't have a private normal life. Booo Hooo AJ, you wanted to be the headlining, slut, home-wrecking, bitch, that feels so bad for poor people you have to steal another woman's "rich" husband because your bank account is sliming. Just cuz Brad has money doesn't mean he won't make you sign a prenup, you dumb ho. If AJ cares soo much about saving the world from poverty why doesn't she give more????? She can keep selling herself (although she will need Botox soon for that drooping face of hers) for more money!! She's looking pretty shitty these days (you've seen the pics without makeup) she's all old and flabby looking and she's only 30. Notice most 30 year olds these days still look 20. Soon Brad will hook up with a nicer younger more fabulous "real" Woman. It's kinda funny too how she think Brad will cheat on her (already?) maybe it's because they had an affair. Hmmmmm, well at least Brad's parents have some brains, telling him to cool off and not jump into anything too fast!! Aww poor AJ, she thought everyone liked her.....what a joke.
Tammy, I agree he does look as if he has eyeliner on.
Jazzy, STFU!
The little dude has eyeliner on, first photo only. And if Anon was referring to moi while criticizing uninformed people talking about poverty -- I know enough. Research is a hobby and I debated the poverty topic for a year in high school. You do one topic all year. That year I prepped by attending the summer institute in Harvard and reading Samuelson's Economics. It's a very complicated topic and you need to understand what's been successful and what not. I received honors awards in history and social studies in high school and I have an honors baccalaureate history degree from a tough college. I'm currently working on grad school applications.
I've read Dr. Jeffrey Sachs and his approach which is what Ms Jolie was riffing off when she spoke at Davos. Now Sachs was real successful in Poland --a small place --and horribly unsuccessful in Russia. He's a fab economist whiz kid but he fails to factor in the politics of changing a huge entrenched bureaucracy. Which China has in spades. In Russia the aid got scammed into the hands of a few and now you have Russian mega millionaires throwing $35 million dollar parties when NOBODY is making that kind of dough in Russia. So Sachs has a very mixed record once you scratch the surface, and that was my point --having sustained meaningful thoughts. You can't just repeat Sachs' words and voila! you're a humanitarian. JFK was brilliant, he tried. LBJ was an awesome politician in that he knew where the bodies were buried and whose elbows had to be twisted and how, to get the votes to get things passed. He tried. If you can't learn from history you're doomed to repeat it -- and Ms. Jolie sounds like Jane Fonda circa 1970. The challenge is how to change entrenched bureacracies and overcome cronyism and individual greed. And China ain't changing to ANYBODY'S tune but their own --see the Boxer rebellion. My point about Ms. Jolie is about putting down the eyeliner [yes, you got good at it] if you're truly less superficial. Hot looking, but a very shallow brain that needs powertrips and "taken" men.
"Ms. Jolie sounds like Jane Fonda circa 1970"
And we all know how popular Jane is to this day for what she did in 1970.
I'm glad that Veteran spit in her face during her book signing and that Monster in Law was boycotted all over.
JF is a right BITCH and a traitor as far as I'm concerned!
(Tammy… he’s asian. Asian people have weird eyes.)
I'm sorry Marky D. If you intend to insult an entire race, then you should at least have the decency to let them know exactly what you are saying. You see, I'm just a humble little Ching Chong Chinaman, and I cannot read any In-goo-lish unless it is written in the form of a mathematical equation. Because me study maths velly velly hard all day, and me is a nerd.
This is how you should have written it:
Caucasoid features = normal
Asian features ≠Caucasoid features THEREFORE...
Asian = abnormal/other/alien
There we go. That's better isn't it?
OMFG! As if you negative people have nothing better to do! You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Has it ever occurred to anyone that children, EVEN AS YOUNG AS TWO (2) LIE THEIR HAIR COLORED? I have 4 children,and both of my boys love their hair blue. The oldest, 14 is on the a-b honor roll, and my 8 yr old is all a's. the latter started wanting blue spikes as young as 2. No, he didn't go around like that everywhere, but to extended shopping trips, occaionally to school, and yes, I haveeven allowed him to have pics made with this outrageous do! As for eyeliner, I allow my 5 yr old girl to choose if she wants to wear light make up out occasionally. She loves blue and glittery eyeliner. Not all the time, but on holidays, or other special occcasions. As for Angelina, she rocks, and as far as anyone of us should be concerned, she should be allowed to don her child any way she wants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't see pics posted of any average non-celebs kids being posted for random readers to criticize!!!
As for the Billy Bob comment, I have to side w/ the comment about if he was just bitter! After all, whether you men admit it or not, your ex gf was top notch....until you broke up, then, at the comments of your friends, all of a sudden, she was a "dead lay"
GROW THE HECK UP AMERICA!!!
You go Angelina!!! As for the rest of you maybe your just so insanely jealous that you either can't have, don't have, or maybe you just can't find someone to have a kid with! With comments like I read above, I can see why some of you seem so bitter! Or maybe your just jealous that you cant give a deserving child a better home the way Angelina can!
HEY WAT IT DO IF YO SON WAS MY AGE RIGHT NOW ILL DEFENTLY BEE ALL OVA HIM CAUSE I WOULD REALLY LUV 2 HAVE BRADD BITT AS MY PAPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of you shut the hell up about AJ i don't see you giving any money to any helpless country. And as for that hore comment adout Angie at lest she takes time out of fucking every guy in the world to help other families in the world that don't have anything!!!!!!!!!!
you go Angelina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Tammy… he’s asian. Asian people have weird eyes. "
That's so fucked up. You're fucked up, Marky D, or incredibly ignorant, or most likely, a combination of the two.
I love how only one other person noticed this comment, or the racism in it. God, I hate people. They're so fucking ignorant.
On a different note, Maddox has got to be one of the cutest kids I have ever seen.
sorta ugly, but who cares. Pc brigade love him
haha. dude, the nanny idea sounds excellent. Just go to one of Angie's UN meetings & hound her down, man.
If all else fails, you can just sleep w/ Brad Pitt.
Tammy... he's asian. Asian people have weird eyes.
Billy Bob could've also been bitter. If I was dating one of the most drop dead gorgeous women in the universe, and the relationship was over, I'd probably trash her too. I'd take it a step up, though. "She's like fucking a cement block. A cement block with herpes." That's the route that I'd take.
i love angelina, but i am not sure if i would want her to be my mother in law or even my boyfriends mother. something tells me no one will be good enough for her maddox & she could potentially have a seriously bitchy/ demanding meanstreak. it will also be difficult for him to have girlfriends when is his mom has to carry him on all of his dates.
Marky D...wouldn't you agree that at the time that Angelina was married to Billy Bob she was more interested in the "shock-value" aspect? I remember how she wore a necklace with his blood in it. I also remember how they constantly made out on the red carpet and in one case someone was asking Billy Bob the last time they had "done it" or something like that and he replied they did it in the limo on the way there. She also made out with her brother in front of alot of on-lookers. She kindo-of keeps quiet these days. I haven't seen her do anything crazy or for shock-value in a long time.
Yes. He is wearing eyeliner.
I have a few Asian friends (male and female) and they don't have that much darkness around their eyes. I wasn't trying to be funny or poke fun at him. I just think it looks like he is wearing eyeliner. Especially since it sort-of points out at the corners of his eyes. That is all.
I just found a great quote from Billy Bob:
"Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like fucking the couch", Thornton said. "Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good."
Interesting.
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