Maddox Jolie-Pitt Is Cambodian Royalty
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
It's great to see that Maddox doesn't have to walk anymore...
In other useless news...
Apparently J. Aniston doesn't look at any photos in the media...
I don't look at things like that. I don't pay them any attention. It's poisonous.
The divorce was very peaceful. People imagine a war or a story from a soap opera, but it's not like that. My mother never let it go and wasted the second half of her life. I vowed not to do that. [J. Aniston, Digital Spy]
I call her bluff on both counts.
Brad is such a DILF.
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Agreed. He's a DILF.
But I understand he's also DABOR: "Dumb as-a Box of Rocks."
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I "love" how you guys just project the negativity where jen and brad themselves do not.
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AnnClaire
Get a clue. This whole site is SUPPOSED to be negative. Its called HUMOR.
Rock on Bastardly.
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Hey idiot, humor doesn't *have* to be negative.
Oh wait, forget that. I guess it does fit the tone here.
Anyone else think it's odd that the kids are never pictured walking? Or is that because the parents have to hustle to get away from the photocreeps?
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what is a DILF?
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A DILF is a dad I would like to f*uck.
Also, I think in the first picture, Maddox is not walking because he's in a coma. For the rest, I wouldn't want my kid to walk either if I had crazy paps all around us. JMHO
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I think - these kids are for some kind of PR! If stupid slut Paris is slouching araund with chihuahu~!@ accessory, Jolie is doing the same, only with kids... I`m sure she could if she would find places and ways to avoid paparazzi... Besides - there are milion of orphaned kids and it is not quite ethical to demonstrate how large-harted she is...
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I like Jennifer Aniston, and enjoy her acting roles...well not her last few movies. hehe.
But, I HATE how the media is portraying Aniston as the 'victim'. In my personal opinion, I feel Brad and Jen's marriage was falling apart WAY before Angelina came along. Probably at least a year and a half before that (while Brad was shooting Ocean's 12...or before).
Every time I see Jen on a show .. .Larry King, or David Letterman, she seems like a smug biotch with an attitude... far cry from the woman we all know as "Rachel".
This divorce has made HER bitter, and hopefully she'll stop that ego of hers and come back to where she was at before Brad came along.
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That last pic, along with the words on it, are TOO cute!
Oh and Kiki:
What the fuck?
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No brad ain't dumb ass a box of rocks you dike...He just got pussy whipped.
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this website is so funny
love it
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you guys are idiots,angelina is sooooooooooooooooo not gorgeous, just what the hell do people see in this ugly dog, she might be sexy*, not beautiful and because sh's a humanitarian? give me a break! jennifer is awesome and brad pitt realizes what an asshole he is
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