Lucy Pinder vs Mary Carey - A Bastardly Slutty Whore Matchup
Posted on Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 @ 2:16pm by Moelicious
Ok, this is a little unfair since Mary Carey is a straight up porn star & Lucy Pinder is a current pinup model / future porn star. The fact of the matter is that both these hookers have huge boobs & like to be naked in front of the camera. Once again, Ms. Pinder merely shows off her naked ass in front of the still cameras, whereas Ms. Carey takes it up the ass in front of a video cameras. Is this an unfair comparison & is it possible?! You be the judge.
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The Pinder girl is much better looking. Carey has a huge gut for being a porn star, and is big in general...they're both sloppy whores tho-don't really see what guys like about either of these 2, except for those huge boobs and sluttiness, they both are pretty lacking in every other department.
Their tits are TOO BIG. It's a turn off man.
ya, agreed. I'm just surprised how Lucy Pinder has such a huge following
Although Ms. Carey's yellow, cum-stained teeth are like *totally* hot, I'll have to go with Pinder.
Carey seems like the type of whore you'd be able to get for $250 on Craigslist, while Pinder is a more high-end prostitute, getting upwards of $2,000 per hour.
I am a man of high standards and class, therefore, I will go with the expensive prostitute.
I gotta go with Pinder...even though they are a huge, she's got a entire milk supply that can nourish a third world country...
What the FUCK is up with that chick's hip on the fifth page?
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sc so let's say you were a jock in high school or whatever and instead of paying $250. would you take a free blowjob from carey ????
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What a gruesome appendix scar. Obviously sewn back together incorrectly.
Obviously Mary Carey has lost all sensitivity in her "breasts" as they are nearly completely exposed in over half of these photos. I use the term "breasts" loosely as at this point they are more akin to first generation airbags - hard, big, and smothering.
they are both look like worn out whores, but lucy's definatly hotter.
Thats not an appendix scar.. its the fact thats she's ultra thin and then has a lot of stomach muscle she in that moment was probably relaxing her stomach so it was pooching a bit and her bone was stickingo ut so there were a large gap. In the first photo of her you see it from the side her hip bones just JUT out. ITs because she's ultra thin and muscular.
lucy all the way...mary is like a mini blond sloppy mariah carey....eewww!!!
White trash. "Mary Carey", what is that all about? She changed her name to be like Mariah Carey? Who in their right mind would want to fashion any part of themselves like that trashy Mariah Carey. She always looks trashy. The way she carries herself and the clothes she wears always scream white trash. That is what I see in this "Mary" freak as well. Nasty, classless and tacky.
man pornstars are annoying. the worst thing about them is the fact that they dont realize how annoying and laughable they are. and hideous and tacky. nice metalic purple lipstick
Right you bunch of stupid fuckers, Lucy Pinder is a classy glamour model who is either liked or disliked for not showing her nipples.
Far from a porn star and certainly not a whore.
How can people be so rude about a person they dont know?
Now that blonde one, she's got nothing on Lucy Pinder.
SINCE WHEN IS SOMEONE WHO POSES HALF NAKED FOR WHOEVER WANTS TO SEE AT ALL CLASSY. EVER. stop trying to tell me these people are worth mine, or anyones respect, fuck off
So what does that make you for looking at them?
A single celled organism?
uh, no. look at them all you want thats what they're there for but dont for one second try and defend their "personalities" like you know them or act like they arent hos. all im asking is since when is posing naked classy
Posing naked and showing everything is one thing, but being naked and hiding everything is different and that is what Lucy Pinder does which in my eyes is classy.
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" defend their “personalities� like you know them "
Well when you know the mother you get a damn fine idea of how Lucys personality is.
As you lot know neither lucy pinder nor mariah carey do ya really think its important.Personally Lucy has more class,hasnt your lass gone out with a tight dress on?Oh no i forget ya hav nt got one.Get a grip on reality and leave ya ya penis alone.Frankly i feel feel sorry for ya right unless ya ambidexterous.Bastard ya have too much small time on ya clumbsy hands that type this.
you're such an idiot, making up shit for the computer world to see. claiming you know her mother has no merit because theres no proof as to whats true or not. oh and ps - no one cares. and if you "know her mother" then why are you on the bastardly looking at half naked pictures of her defending her honor? if you knew her you wouldnt care or waste your time like that. and we're not talking about just a tight dress here, dont play dumb with me, we all know its more than that, check out that magazine cover thats somewhere on this site with her completely naked except for a nipple tassel. and she can do whatever the fuck she wants just dont TELL ME SHES GODDAMN CLASSY YOU IGNORANT KISS ASS
Well i came here to defend her, quite a few pure evil comments about Lucy being a whore etc which is so wrong.
Kiss ass..... no not really just standing up for a woman i respect, i'm not doing it so i can have sex with her.
Truth is if i didn't know her at all i'd probably be like all of you, slagging her off etc.
As i do know her and i know her mother, i was told about this site as someone found it and a lot of comments are pure evil towards Lucy, i wont just bury my head in the sand.
while if thats true, then kudos to defending those you know. truth is i really dont care either way. just know that its pretty hard for someone in her line of business to ever appear classy for the rest of her life. she may not be a real life slut, who knows. but she knows damn well shes selling herself as one.
lucy is just the most beautiful girl ever, way better than keeley hazell. suck me sidewaysss!!
listen here u bunch of fuking gay, homosexual, cunting, prick, wanker, twats. PLEASE GO AND SHOOT URSELVES. U FUCKING BUNCH OF GAYS! Lucy Pinder would fucking get it, any place, anytime, and anyone that cusses her deserves to be hung! HA HA HA
p.s if Lucy's reading this call me! I LOVE U!
That brunette is soooooo hot ow
Mary Carey has to be THE Ugliest, no make that fugliest slut whore I have ever seen. I heard her mother was retarded is that true? I hope she dies of AIDS
who walks around with their nipples hanging out? like honestly? why do none of the real world rules and norms not apply as soon as a person is put in the spotlight?
For those who don't know, Jimmy is a moderator at Lucy Pinder's official site's forums. I'm not sure at all what his relaitonship to the family is, there are a lot fo moderators on that forum. I figure that everyone from her manager to her mom to her boyfriend is a moderator there. Nice site I must say.
I personally think Lucy is very beautiful. She looks real not all skinny and drugged up and strung out like may chicks these days.
I can't speak for her personality. But she does sell herself as "wholesome". I wouldn't know because I don't know her.
Now some of you might say that becuase her photos sell sex that she is a whore. Wrong! Every woman who dresses up sexy is "selling sex" in a way but that does not make them a whore.
Now if she were dumb enough to have sex with one of you retards then yes, I would say she was a whore but as she hasn't, I will withhold judgement.
Jimmy, it's time for you to face the truth. Lucy IS A FUCKING WHORE. Amen.
"Jimmy, it’s time for you to face the truth. Lucy IS A FUCKING WHORE. Amen."
And you know this how? If you have empirical evidence to support your supposition, we would be more than happy to examine it and render judgement. However, since Miss Pinder won't even show her nipples for the camera, has a boyfriend to whom she is loyal and she does not party like the average hores you people seem used to, I would say that you have your work cut out for you.
Let us know when you are finished with the first part of your investigation which, I assume will be to look up the defintion of "Empirical Evidence".
"lucy is just the most beautiful girl ever, way better than keeley hazell. suck me sidewaysss!!"
I personally think both are absolutely beautiful. Both are brunettes and both are very sexy. Bioggest difference I see between the two is that Keeley shows her nipples while Lucy does not. Not really a big difference in the larger sense. Both are just beautiful.
"That have been said", you're not Emmanuel Kant. So please shut the hell up with those "Empirical evidence".
"“That have been said�, you’re not Emmanuel Kant. So please shut the hell up with those 'Empirical evidence'."
Ahhhhh, the lack of intelligence in that post is most refreshing, wouldn't you agree?
If you'e so goddamn intelligent why can't you figure out something better to do than post like a maniac on a site that's dedicated to making fun of people.
That having been said...
"Whores" is spelled like that
and "Biggest" is spelled like that
don't rip people for spelling and then fuck up your own
it makes you look like an idiot
also why did you capitalize "empircal evidence"
also
since lilah put amen at the end of her post i think it was more of a statement of faith and belife that some sort of factual supposition.
and i'm pretty sure that belife is spelled incorectly above but i don't really care
people that take the time to spell check posts on sites like this are wasting their time.
you guys say "whore" like its a bad thing... lol
Lucy is the the hottest thing i seen in my 29 years.
anyone trashing theese girls is i either a fat nasty bitch thats jealous or
some puratanical bible thumper. btw god is about as real as the tooth fairy.
life is short if you can take of yer clothes to pay the bills and enjoy yerself do it.
Um.. yeah I agree with 29wallow haha. Yep Lucy Pinder is extremely good looking (not as good as our Holly Valance facial wise I'm afraid, but body yeah) and even I admire her. Hmm a lot of passionate people on this forum it seems! I just wanted to post that I think she's a great model, similar to me in that I don't like showing too much of myself when posing. I like to look at her pics and get ideas for my shoots here in Australia as down here no one really knows anything about her, so can get good shoot ideas.
Anyway I think she's great.
This is coming from an Aussie promotional/glamour model!!
U dumb muthafukaz , youz aint neva gonna get a piece of LP's ass, quit bitchin nd defendin and shut the fuck up, no more press,no more press - u bunch of over zealous wankdogs
maybe you ugly fuckers should go look at some of my current shit and stop talkin shit. check out www.dailyceleb.com and searh my name you ugly pieces of shit. I'm fuckin hot.
why don't you guys check out mary carey now. she got her teeth done, lost 20 pounds and looks great. see her at her myspace.com www.myspace.com/realmarycarey\
And haters, stop talking shit.
Seriously lucy pinder is the fucking hottest thing ive seen in my life. Me being from oz i hadnt heard of her till a week ago but shit! Any bastard that says "her boobs are too big" "shes a slut" is either a) a jealous bitch slut b) a poofter male with a clitoris c) all of the above. Big boobs make her more womanly in my opinion, hot chicks with no tits is too manly. Shes got a good natural look too. Seriously shes unique, amazing body, big boobs, good face, how often do u see that shit!!?? ALL NATURAL!
anyway im off to wrestle some crocs
welllllllllll ill tell you one of em is at least good looking.... and its not mary carey.....
Lucy Pinder is hot!
Mary Cary is just wierd looking......I hate fake boobs!
I'd fuck all four of 'em if I was drunk enough; even Mary Carey's wonk-eyed ass and the skinny one with the backalley scar. The two big-boobed Brits are easy calls.
I wouldn't touch either one with a 10-foot pole! Carey could probably fit the whole 10-feet up in her p*ssy anyway. Forget 'em both!
both whores, but Lucy Pinder is a better whore
Lucy Pinder hasnt even been topless on camera, and I wouldnt really classify her as a whore for being a Page 3 model.
2bh, i see a lot of pent-up anger in some of tha posts above
~peace~
what?, lucy pinder has had pics of her topless, loadsa them actually, there jst harder to find
why dont you retards do some research before casting judgment ms carey is a slut but she has more money than all of you will ever have and she spends all day at work getting laid your telling me if you got offered that job you would turn it down???? like fuck. and as for pinder she is stunning and it has taken the presure of the british glamor business 4 years to get her to show her nipples so i cant see her rushing into porn anytime soon and someone said she was just a dumb slut who gets her tits out to make money she is only a model because she was spotted sun bathing she never wanted to be and she has 2 university degrees so not so stupid after all hey....... get your facts right before slagging people off and better still look at yourself and see no one in the whole world is perfect so just be happy and live and let live its you lot i feel sorry for fucking moaning old bastards with nothing else to life except pick fault with others ....................... kind regards herb.
Lucy is not a whore,simple as.1.-she was the first glamour model to refuse to pose completely topless and has stuck to that for several years up until recently.2.-her tits are actually real and in my view are some of the most perfect tits iv ever seen.3.- she has a great face,usually doesnt matter but its a plus.4.-shes not anorexic an shes not pudgy-shes just right.5.-why do you say shes a whore?is someone who has been going out with somebody for seven years a whore?that,im assuming is her boyfriend in the picture but she has been going out with someone for 7years.6.-any fella who says her tits are too big -really stop wastin time an come outta the closet. 7.-any girl who calls her a whore is either (a)ugly (b)jealous (c)dirty feminest lesbian scum....................................................................................or all three.because she is officially the perfect woman, FACT
It is now common place for Lucy Pinder to get her t i t s out - she is a little whore.
Lucy pinder gets her tits out for the lads. She s an utter slut who deserves load after load to be cracked over her teasing little cockney face.
idanna odorna tulna keya, have a nice day......
all of you are either gay or sad women whove givin up on life and blame girl like that for the reason you dont have a boyfriend
honestly i don't no bout the other pone but lucy pinder is hot has a boyfriend and is all natural, and unlike america not all girls in britain that are hot are sluts
lucy pinder is hot, but her boobs to ass ratio is DISCUST!
Did that Jacquelyn girl reply?
haha her nips
I love whores
lucy pinder is a slag and without her makeup and the cameras she would be 1 ugly bastard
Lucy is not a whore and anyone calling her such is a fucking moron.
She's British. Things are different there. She models, now topless (WOOHOO!), in magazines that are the equivalent of MAXIM in the US, but they are not considered girly mags (Playboy) or porn. She does not have sex for money, which would define her as a whore. And she is not stupid nor fake or whatever insult you dumbfucks would like to call her. Also, despite what is being said, she is a very classy person and her shoots (even the topless ones *SHOCK*) are done in a classy way and extremely sexy, but not skanky.
Mary Carey is a dirty, used-up, skanky old whore. She, on the other hand, does have sex for money and has for several years now in the porn industry. She's now a fat piece of shit who fucks anything that moves. You would be foolish to find that clap-trap mildly attractive.
dayum they are both tasty
Hey Jimmy can you get me Lucy's phone number?
She is not a hooker (wish she was)
Tihs question is dumb your basically asking if you want to go out with a worn out whore who has cum stained teeth, who has no class and would have sex with you for a cigerette, or would you go out with a hot burnette with HUGE BOOBS ( . ) ( . ) who actually has class, nice teeth and nice body
Oh I favour Lucy by the way as she is British
dirty butt crack porn star................
and Lucy Pinder................ whatever......... I went to high school with dumb bitches like her who had to flaunt their crap to feel good about themselves. They were also the girls who gave out blowjobs like they handshakes at the high school "parties". If you were a jock, she was gonna blow you by the end of the night.
Sarah, My Darling:
That is a scar from being splayed and gutted like a fish; otherwise known as --
having her appendix taken out.
In Hollyweird, it's fast becoming an awesome accessory to have these days:
http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/11-surface/A20501/high/appendixscar.jpg
Jimmy, Lucy won't have sex with you, so quit sucking her ass.
ya,ya,ya, whatever.
ya should go back to wanking to ya pics of lucy.
once again, she'll never bone ya, so cut ya losses and come to the darkside...
Mary in a landslide. There is a difference between being a whore (see Mary Carey) and whoring as you guys are refering to it (modeling). Until I actually see the beautiful Lucy start smoking cock for cash, I can't call her a whore, nor could I call her classy. I would however like to call her ma'am while she beat me into submission with those huge jugs...
u were just a loser at school weren't you HaHaHaHA
u were just uncool at school weren't you HaHaHaHa
sry m8 it keeps fuckin up and replyin to the wrong person
these messages were 4 jaqualine
Jacquelyn,
This is URGENT...babies could die if I don't get this info...
Where did you go to High School and do you think low self esteem chicks are still handing out blowjobs there?
Holla.
SC
Gansta, let us know when you figure out that there are two G's in Gangsta. Use a dictionary or spell check for the rest of your post. You can't expect anyone to take you more seriously thatn they would a 12 year old who is freaking out about a pimple when your post is no more intelligent.
lucy is now officially topless but sorry- all your so called lad mags are porn... you guys just deny they are so you don't seem pervy when you buy them but just because the girls keep their bottms on doesn't mean the lads mags aren't porn- they sell sex and they are porn- just soft porn... that said, lucy is great, classy??? i don't think topless model can equal class. selling your body for money doesn't equal class, though she is a very nice person and quite beautiful and i think is the best "glamour" model the UK has to offer. she hasn't made a sex tape of herself like some other UK models and she has been with the same man for i think 7 years whereas other UK models go for famous footballers etc... Lucy seems down to earth and not full of herself like some of the other ones- just watch her on the nuts tv sports type show... she has a good personality as well. the other marey carey woman is a clear whore.
lucy's kind of cute. cary is just a straight-up slut, and a chubby one at that.
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