30 Scandalous Comments

Swollen Cat ass lips for sure!

Yes Colin can do much better, but maybe she's really good to him...and let's him put it anywhere.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 3:42pm
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So answer me this....why are her lips so gross but yet Angelina's aren't? They both look nasty to me.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 3:46pm
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haha

good question.

The answer: Lisa Rinna is not Angelina Jolie.

Maybe in a few years when Angelina is dancing around like a clown w/ her huge lips, we can make fun of her too.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 3:51pm
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rockeramy79, I also find Angelina's lips somewhat gross. She often looks like she needs chapstick. I don't understand this mouths where both lips are the same ginormous size! As an owner of a lovely pair of natural DSL's (LOL) I realize that moderation and care is key. the top lip is smaller than the bottom otherwise you get this cat ass effect that rinna has. As for Angelina, her lips are natural but kind of lumpy, she needs a wet toothbrush and some wetslicks.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 4:11pm
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Yes, the top lip should always be noticeably smaller or you look like this idiot.

I just think it's funny how sexy everyone finds Angelina's lips when really they look as bad as this broad's (natural or not). And yes lemure, Angelina's lips do always look chapped- yuck. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks they are nasty.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 4:18pm
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ah.. tough love. Her face isn't THAT bad!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 4:49pm
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Now, maybe we should take some pics of this brown bagga over the site to free up some space, her lips are taking up a ton of it!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 5:03pm
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I love how the bronzing cream/butter has made her elbow a completely different color then the rest of her body? My girlfriend used that tanning lotion once as a quick, I lost my tan and this is the first time I'm wearing shorts this year, fix and it made her elbows, knees and tops of her feet particularly the toes look really odd. She vowed to never do that again! I think Lipsa Rinna should follow her lead!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 5:06pm
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If we stuck her against the wall, would she stick???

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 5:28pm
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those fat ripples on her side in the last picture look like gills
maybe she is a half-fish, half-woman, half-man mutant

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 5:28pm
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In those pics of Kelly Brook with her boyfriend Billy Zane...Ummmm is she giving him head in the second to last pic? I don't know why else she would be face down on his cock! Lucky man he is that Billy Zane!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 5:42pm
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Angelina is fine but sometimes her lips do have the 'cunt' effect.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 6:28pm
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Oh shit! Here we are talking about ugly, fish lips and I just checked out the Dakota Fanning post....what is up with that?! Hopefully just a REALLY bad joke...

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 6:34pm
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she has manly arms and a weird stomach. solid muscle...but with fat rolls. not much of a waist. breasts probably fake. is she really a butterface, guys?

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 6:40pm
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thank goodness for implants, that's all I have to say.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 7:22pm
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u guys! check out the paris hilton video where she sings "happy birthday" its fucking hilarious! this bitch can't sing to save her life!!!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 9:02pm
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bastardly... do a look a like... brianna hicks from 8th and ocean and jessica albaaaa

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 11:02pm
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her top lip is touching her nose.. ew

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 2:16am
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The upper lip wants to explode.

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 3:31am
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i fucking LOVE that Pancake shit. im just pissed now, IHOP is right across from my job, and, since im home, and dont feel liek going out, it really sucks i want IHOP now....BASTARDS!!!!

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 9:30am
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IHOP fucking rocks
if IHOP and Dennys were UFC fighters
Dennys would be in an armbar right now taping out like a little bitch

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 10:19am
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rockeramy1979 and lilyspryte, these are what lips are supposed to look like http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/Collycol/lips2.jpg
I've become so fascinated with mine I cropped and expanded a picture of them. Am I a freak? Anyway, well taken care of, moisturized and not fake.

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 11:49am
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Okay, c'mon...those aren't rolls of fat, they're just ripples in her skin because she's got baggy skin. Pfft. Ya know, if you took the fake tits off and put the bag back on her head, she'd look like John Travolta in that Saturday Night Fever sequel... what is UP with women spending that much time and energy to have a man-body with strap-on boobs? Damn.

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 6:55pm
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i still think they are gills
that would explain the fish lips

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 7:21pm
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This is how my people the baboons dance. I have their face except my butt needs to be just a little bigger. In time it will come also.

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 11:13pm
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Awww. C'mon!!!
So what the hell did WE do wrong to get TWO threads of Miss Chicken-on-Steroids-Liver-Lips in ONE day? Ick!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 4:12pm
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I always thought Angie had skillet lips, too. They look like they can crack and start bleeding at any moment.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 4:55pm
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she could be angelina Joli's mother!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 5:33pm
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Angie's lips are def. looking fake lately...as bad as Lisa's. Maybe even worse, cause Angelina doesn't take care of them and they get dry and nasty. And before all the plastic surgeries Lisa Rina was actually pretty...so Angie better be careful with the plastic surgeries if she doesn't want to end up like this.

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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Good call John- I think she does have gils!

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 @ 5:34pm
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