Lindsay Lohan Pees Herself
Monday, October 10th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex

The Gods @ cityrag called an end to the trend dubbed as 'The Leak', but recent snaps of Lindsay Lohan prove otherwise.
It's highly possibly that this leak incident is linked to psychological problems she's suffering from her latest car crash. That's what I hear in the bastardly rumor mill, so make sure you spread it around to friends & family who are diehard Lindsay Lohan fans.
Here are a couple more peepee photos. She looks so dazed & lost, so I'm assuming she did a line or two prior to peeing out the alcohol she consumed while giving head to Bruce Willis in the VIP room. That's another rumor I hear flying around. Bruce Willis, you cradle rocking whorebag of a manwhore.












shes a crack whore! i hate her! she is nasty! she n paris hilton should have sex! because they r nasty and nasty people do nasty things! shes a FAT whorebag who is addicted to coke, and her double chin makes her look like a fat walrus who just ate food and puked because it ate too much! lindsay lohans' assets are gone so why do people keep talking about her? her assets! her beautiful assets!
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pissing your pants, like thats like totally hot
everyones doing it, next we'll crap our pants
geez, look at her face she looks completely STONED or drink (or both)
haha
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That's just horrible. I never was a Lindsey Lohan fan, but I even found those pics of her a bit shocking. Where is she going? I feel sorry for her in alot of ways. The pressures of fame mixed with bad publicity, unruly paparazzi, etc. Although, I guess that comes with the Job title.
But, damn... peeing on yourself?
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I think she hasn't bathed in a whild due to her depression and she's smelling her fingers after she went to the bathroom. Nasty!
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Oh give the girl a break already! You would pee yourself too if you were a crack whore who was drunk! And hadn't eaten in three days! And kept having car crashes!
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Um guys, unless she's hiding a penis-girls don't pee up there.
Also, look closely at the first picture. Does anyone else see mysterious white stuff on/in her nostril? There's a shocker....NOT!
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thats not pee...it's probably water from trying to wash off the white, crusty semen stains bruce willis left behind.
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She must be hiding a penis in there, i knew it. Now these celebs think they're so high and mighty that they can just grow penis' and piss themselves in public. What has this country come to?
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She's turning into Tara Reid.
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omg lindsay is so fat! *sarcasm* (if u hadn't detected) I miss the days when she was a slutty redhead, now she a slutty, drunk, crack fied blonde. Why oh why lindsay?
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One could only hope. If she turns into Tara, she will gradually fade away and we won't have to see her or hear about her anymore!
And, DUDE-have you heard her new "song?"
What makes anyone think she can sing. Bleeeaaachhhhhhhhh. (or however you spell the sound for puking.)
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"HASN'T BATHED IN A WHILD DUE TO HER DEPRESSION...."
TAMMY...SPELLING ERRORS CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE...YOU STUPID CLIT!!!
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Interesting...
I've never heard anyone called a "clit" as a bad thing before. I think it would be a good thing. I wouldn't mind being a clit. That would be one happy person!
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It wasn't a spelling error...it was a typo. It happens when you are typing 90+ words a minute and multi-tasking at your job. Look at your keyboard the d and e are right next to one another. By the way, the d is just 3 keys away from the pesky caps lock button that you can't seem to find and shut off.
At least I know it's marriage vows not marriage vowels that you also misspelled as vowls. A E I O U (and sometimes Y)... I now pronounce you man and wife. IDIOT!
If I have to be a stupid part of womens genitilia I would rather be the whole entire cunt then just the little clit. Make sure you get it right next time when you call me names!
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TAMMY, IF YOU CAN FIND TIME BETWEEN MULTI-TASKING DURING YOUR MINDLESS, ROBOT JOB, GO PISS YOURSELF... LIKE YOUR FRIEND, LINDSEY LOW-HAND...
THERE YOU GO AGAIN, KISSING "LICIOUS" ASS...(NOTICE SHE DID NOT REPLY TO YOU?)
TWAT...(SAME AS CUNT?)
LOVE, YOUR CYBER FRIEND V-DADDY, THE HERPES BOY...
TATA...
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HAHA
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You called me a clit not a twat. Asking a person with licious in their name is not ass kissing, it was just asking a simple question. She didn't make any other comments after that one on any of the posts because she left not because she was ignoring me.
Please turn off your caps lock.
Love your cyber friend and tormenter,
Tammy
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Those boots are rank
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Lindsay looks terrifically high.
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Definately not ignoring Tammy - I happen to like her comments. I just don't spend every moment of every day on this site...
Just a lot of time. >.
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rhondalicious
I dunno, I think it does look like she just spilled a drink on herself - ususally pee doesn’t end up over your pocket.
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I agree. If she did happen to pee on herself, the urine would have leaked down her pants, and not up them. I don't think Lindsay's pee defies gravity, now does it? LoL.
I'm sure she has the same urine flow as all of us do. HaHA.
But, she still looks horrid. If something got all over my clothes I would go change in something clean, immediatly. Especially, since she's a celebrity Lindsay should be extra cautious about that kind of thing. You never know when your next scandalized photo will appear on the internet. LOL.
Unless, she just spilled something right then and there, and was going to go change?
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Lindsay looka lika man, especially in that last photo, so there could be a freckled, moley penis lurking in those piss stained designer britches. Also, her pants could have been pulled down as she missed Bruce's chest during some kinky bathroom fun. Or she could have had the accident while doing a handstand and sucking Bruce's shriveled jewels. Would that be called a vertical 69?
And vdaddy, the appropriate word for Tammy is meat napkin.
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It is definitely purulence. Imagine a right inguinal gonnococcal fistula! For your typical moronic Bastardly reader, a translation: She has a nasty STD! So bad the infection spread to her right groin and has become a big pus sack that burst right through the skin! EWWW
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Harvey, is that the politically correct word for cunt? I don't like it. I like fucking cunt much better but if you have to call me meat napkin at least call me a fucking meat napkin. Gees!
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I really don't have a bad name for you. I just think "meat napkin" doesn't get enough play. YOU FUCKING MEAT NAPKIN! I see, it does have a nice ring to it!
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man linsay is hot but if she did pee her self oh well i hope that if i have sex with her shell do that. man she is sexy! :)
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No lindsay/'s hot or whaterver that fuckin thing is. You can not possibley be fuckin the teen queen, plus u anit gonna fuck no one until your 129 years old, old fart head!!!!!
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I LOVE L2! When's her next album coming out!?
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STOP THE MADDNESS who ever wrote that is stupidddd1!!!!! Lindsay is not having a album comming out even, though she is what does that have to do with Lindsay peeing in her pants
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Who cares Ugly fuckin Heather? Not like you can afford it dumass. Of course every one knows that momma Kyrsta can!!! I'm rich!
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bactrim
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She looks like Tarryn Manning in this picture
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I dunno, I think it does look like she just spilled a drink on herself - ususally pee doesn't end up over your pocket.
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she is so hot im getting a bonner about fucking her. because im having sex with her right now wait she wants me to pee on her and into her mouth. sweet
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did you guys hear that the head light from her car she wrecked is going to be sold on ebay?
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I agree...I think the drink was probably straight vodka but I do agree all the same.
I still think she is smelling her fingers.
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Rhondalicious...are you married to Moelicious? I figured since you have the same name and all.
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