Lindsay Lohan & Fergie: Queen CokeWhore Meets Queen Butterface
Monday, February 13th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

First there was the Bastardly Butterface Fest w/ Jojo & Fergie.
And now, Fergie is just scaring the shit out of Lindsay Lohan. These snaps come to us from the Olympus Fashion Week happening in NYC. This year's fashion week features many, many celebrities---pretty much anybody who's anybody decided to put on a designer dress (most commonly a red colored one), jump up on the runway & fan the flames of their raging egos. (I'm sure money was involved somewhere in the mix, as well.)
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I think LINDSAY's the butterface...she has effed up eyebrows and tiny teeth
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Both are sad excuses for females........... giving in to the pressures to look "good" and "thin", now they both look like dog crap.
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That's not coke baby, that is some crystal shit going on. Lindsay probably got the tweak pipe backstage while Fergie got that lighter!
Lindsay teeth brown as a prison toilet!
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They look more boozed up than anything else here, all red and shiny...
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Christ, Lindsay's still skinny as ever.
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I think lindsay looks great. She looks better than she did and she looks nice and confident on the runway. So shoot me.
Fergi is scary.
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Fergie is pretty decent looking compared to Lohan. Lindsay is ugly no matter how uch weight she gains or loses, with her bug eyes and horse teeth.
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wtf's goin on with fergies chin on page 4? ewww.
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Ahhh...I remember the old days...you know when Lindsay used to be a pretty girl and Fergie used to be a handsom man. And now everything is backwords. Lindsay's the boy in the dress and Fergie's the scary looking transvestite next to her that's only there to make Lohan look more feminin. Ahh good old days when plastic surgery wasn't used as often as lipstick and eye crayon.
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Fergie has an official website dedicated to her...um...kind: http://www.bfro.net
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Pretty girls made ugly. Self-inflicted fugliness....I just don't understand.
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Lindsay Lohan is gettin incredibly UGLY!
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Fergie stole my boyfriend *cries*
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what the hell did fergie do to her chin???? She must have went to Michael Jackson's surgeon.
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FERGIE IZ HOT NO MATTER WUT HOES! (x ept the supporters).... u guyz go no life but trash woman about how they look... its gods creation and its a work of art!
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Fergie is d best OK!!!!Dont talk about bad things about her she didnt do anything bad.She is beautiful,pretty,sweet,hot she is a QUEEN.I agree NewJerseyLuva STOP TALKİNG ABOUT FERGİE CUZ SHE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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omfg wot the fuk yas tryin 2 say bout fergies she is best person on this earth shes so nice n very pretty ur all just jelous cuz u will neva be like her n y did u make a syt bout her well u ovo dont hate her then if u r makin her the centre of the world so up u she hates ppl like u n so do i so up u ars fukin holes
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what the hell is your problem!!!!!!! FERGIE IS A GOD!!!!!! she has to be the most beautiful person!!!!!! yall just dont know what beautiful is. have you seen her pictures!!!!!i doubt it!!!!! so dont be talkin shit if you dont know her!!!!!!!! so go fukin mind your own business!!!!!!!!!!!
lindsay lohan is the piece of crap!!!! look at her!!!!! eeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
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what the hell is your problem!!!!!!! FERGIE IS A GOD!!!!!! she has to be the most beautiful person!!!!!! yall just dont know what beautiful is. have you seen her pictures!!!!!i doubt it!!!!! so dont be talkin shit if you dont know her!!!!!!!! so go fukin mind your own business!!!!!!!!!!!
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::::::::::::::::::::::::::FERGIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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NEVER THİNK AGAİN TO TALK ABOUT BAD THİNGS ABOUT BEP N FERGİE SHE İS A QUEEN N BEP ROCKS!!!DİD U UNDERSTAND ME GUYS??HUH??bep is the best!!!watz ur problem about fergiee!!!!never talk like that again about fergie NEVERR!!!
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fergie is the most beautiful woman in the world so SHUT UP! u have no life!
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wowwww OMG damn ....!!!!!! what da hell is going on here...???
fergie is awesome...jealous pp..i hate these pp....
SHUT UP!!!!!
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yall r lowlifes
yall r so mean
fergie is beautiful
i dont see you making albums and selling millions
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HA wow where'd all this sudden rush of fergie support come from? Oh right, it's the same person over and over again, reiterating something that no one's going to believe. Fergie has an amazing body YES but her face is clearly lacking any sort of shape or decency.
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hey first i started a support group on blackeyedpeas.com u lil think u rite bitch... take a look
http://newjerseyluva.blackeyedpeas.com/blog/309602
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u can think lik that but i think she is amazing we all think lik that!!!
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oww shut up u stupid people fergie is beautiful!!she rocks!!!go fergii!!!!u cant b beautiful like fergii u r soo ugly cuz ur talking bad things about fergie !!how can u talk lik that she is like a angel!!!!UGLY UGLY UGLY!!!
FERG!E NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE FERG!E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What the hell! hey get this sh*t think out of here. FERGIE is the best. BEP is the best! Fergie is a queen. Fergie is beautiful than u. Fergie is very beautiful. HEY BEP and FERGIE lovers maybe they're jealous about Fergie because they're r ugly :)
Fergie is the best!
BEP is the best!
I LOVE BEP!
I LOVE FERGIE!
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fergie ROCKS!!! and u suck..cause u think this way!
most of ppl wouldnt do what fergie did! leave the drugs 4 a better life!
u wouldnt do that! u r a druged......u SUCK u really do!
go ***k urself!
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THEY R SOOOO BEAUTIFUL N CUTE THERE!!!
U CANT HIDE THEIR BEAUTIE WITH DOING DAT DISGUSTING THNGZ!!!!
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ok, at this point I'm gonna assume that ppl are totally jealous of these girls. Fergie effing RULES. she's a GREAT singer. And everyone freakin' hates Lindsay for no reason. seriously. give me a good reason that u hate her. U CAN'T! u hate her cuz everyone else does. she's not that bad. Fergie and Lohan don't deserve this.
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omg y can't people leave her alone! wat did she do 2 u! this is y fergie doesn't go online here cuz people sart talkin crap bout her! i want fergie to see wat all the gud thangs we say about her and other people! i just............people just leave her alone......wat did she ever do 2 u! god PLEASE LEAVE HER ALONE... IT MEANS ALOT 2 ME and other people here and othe places 2 AND FERGIE.... U DON'T NO HOW BAD U HURT FERGIES FEELING WEN PEOPLE TALK BAD BOUT HER!
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Stop making fun of Fergie!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ur all just jealous of her because shes the most BEAUTIFUL woman in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They both look pretty i dunno what da fuck has come 2 u plp dis websites so stupid
they look fine & da helll with those haters
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Fergie is the best !!! Dont make fun of her !! She is stuning !! All you lot slagging her down are just jelous because she is so much more talented than you are and so much more prettier !! Leave her Alone
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fergie is incredible!
is beautiful and very glamorous...
i love her ^^
bye
from argentina
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I THINK LINDSAY LOHAN IS FUGLY!!!I MEAN COMPARING TO OTHER CELEBRITIES SHE LOOKS VERY GROSS AND HER SKIN IS DISQUSTING!!FERGIE IS OK BUT SHE COULD BE BETTER IN THIS PIC....TOMAS
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Holy crap,
All I see are people who are obsessive and stalker-with-Lindsey or Fergie.
And then I see the people who hate them both.
That's scary. Lindsey's done some pretty bad stuff to herself, and definetly not someone to look up to... and that also includes not looking at her face.
Fergie, I like her songs, her looks could be way better but...it's her body, and I really shouldn't care about her looks. It's her problem.
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lindsay looks like a aging freakkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Haters that shit talk on celebrities all day basically have no life...unlike the celebrities themselves that are doing something with their life except those that are famous for no good reason & live off of their parents money
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fergie looks tasty!! lol love tha dress!
but...lindsay on the other hand...has some teeth like she's been chewing on bricks, and thats the weirdest lookin cleavage ive ever seen...looking like 2 balloons smashed together...and what happened to her skin?! lookin all folded, wrinkly, and shriveled up...with all dem spots all over her like a dalmation.. this chikk needs to eat some greasy fried chicken, some collard greens, and some bar b q..cuz if that gurl gets any skinnier..we will b seing more of her insides than her outsides..(not that theres much left)
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Lindsay Lohan is futt bugly.
Just lie fergie ferg (aka fugly fug)
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lindsay is and has always been ugly, fergie is actually a respectable person, she just doesnt look her best in here, and i think she got a chin job....
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you mean dunces. i'm so gald bep fans are here, you guys can't show love!! fergie is the bomb!! hmm, i wonder what would happen if josh duhamel figured all of this out? it's going to turn ugly :(
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