Kristen Bell's Upcoming Maxim Cover & Quotes! Owww!!!



So yeah, Kristen Bell of Pootie Tang (one of the greatest movies. Ever) fame showed up @ Maxim's Super Bowl party over the weekend. What's her affiliation w/ Maxim? Well, she'll soon bare all (softporn-style, of course) in an upcoming issue. Although I'm not sure exactly which month it will be out, I can say with some confidence that it's going to be real soon since the magazine she's holding seems to be only missing around 25-30 of those mini-order form thingies (unless those have already fallen to the ground).

Ok, enough filler. Here are a couple more pics of Kristen from the partaay. I never knew she was such a dirty girl!! When will women stop babbling everything that comes into their kinky, little minds?! Save it for the bedroom, Kristen!!

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really, well personally i dont think you can beat the sex you have while one mile up, in outerspace.....they have specail holes cut in to the suits just for that job, dont ya know?!!!!!
Man she sound dirty......sure all the guys will love her now.......
and man she cant find anything better to come of to then amercan idol?jes louise i have seen your version but if its anything like the english one....yikes.........
well i guess the celeb saying they wanna fuck angelina jolie boat has well and truley sailed then......

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 11:34am
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I must say, those are pretty good approximations of the abominations Maxim does with its interviews.

Friday, February 10th, 2006 @ 2:01pm
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what the fuck is wrong with you people,she is a great actress and person

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006 @ 3:16pm
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I'd do her lol ... shes an awesome chick and i think she is totally hott...
Thats a pretty hmmm hmm in her mouth up there. !!!

Friday, February 24th, 2006 @ 6:07pm
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SHE LOVES THE COCK.

Saturday, August 26th, 2006 @ 11:12pm
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I hope they ask her if she does anal.

If so she just went from a perfect 10 to 11 on the BoBo finger scale.

Sunday, September 10th, 2006 @ 7:52pm
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she's beautiful.

actually.. this is what i really said:
pdeaddy (2:39:12 PM): shes so hot

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 @ 2:43pm
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i bet this gurl does anal, she seems very kinky and always looks horny on VM

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 6:18am
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Well then, by Jeff's logic...
"Check it out. That chick's wearing a skirt."
Jeff - "It's so she can do anal without having to take off her pants. Saves time, y'see."

I like Kristen Bell. She's very pretty with a great natural look, plus she can act.

Monday, January 22nd, 2007 @ 1:51am
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