Kirsten Cohen vs. Julie Cooper - An OC MILFilicious Bastardly Matchup
Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Okay, so don't deny it! You all can't get enough The OC!!! Fine, I can't. Well, I thought, why not make a matchup of Kirsten the alcoholic and Julie the trailer trash. One is the supposed good mother who can't cook. The other is Newport's own manipulative bitch. Now, both are an upgrade from Mrs. Walsh on 90210. But the question remains: who is more MILFilicious???
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Definitely the brunette. The other looks aged.
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The blonde chick faintly reminds me a bit of the girl JFK jr married. The other girl, there's something VERY naughty about her isn't there? It's in the eyes, she just oozes this sort of sexuality that I can't place, kinda like 'Damn, I'm so fucking hot, all these people want me, and I want them, oh yes, I'll have them all".
So which would the Chef take? Naughty girl, or blonde girl... Tough call. Naughty girl for the wild nights of sex, blonde chicky for long term fapping.
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it's a tough call, but i'm going to say the blonde.
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Julie Cooper all the way.
God, I'm a chick and that MILF turns me on! She's a bitch, but a friggin hot bitch!
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I'd go for the Mrs. Cohen (blonde) because at least I know what I'm getting. Getting nasty with Julie Cooper would probably result in many many horrible rashes... ...plus with all that surgery she's got, I wouldn't be surprised if she turned out to be my grandmother's age.
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yes...Mama Cohen please
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Julie Cooper, mostly because she is also Lady Heather on CSI
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Kirsten Cohen , but for blonde, but for milf
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Julie Cooper, Lady Heather and Jessica Priest...
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