What is that nasty ass carnival/prison tattoo of that's right above her crotch? She looks terrible. 98% of the time she looks like a man dressed in drag and the other 2% she just looks like shit. I have yet to see a picture of her where I can say she looks pretty.

and what is really funny is this bitch thinks she's beautiful! Dumb cunt...

She has my grandmother's body and an even saggier ass. What the hell is she thinking?

not only does she have a saggy, flat ass but high hips, and she still combines it with an ugly bathiing suit that just makes everything look ten times worse. i'd rather fuck star jones than this withered horse.

Ok kids, the key to knowing when someone has lost weight due to healthy diet and exercise vs. snorting coke and vomiting all day is MUSCLE TONE, of which Rod Stewart's useless daughter has none. Can't think of many of her friends sporting any muscle tone either...you think they all have the same dealer??!!!! OOPS, I meant trainer!!!!

lumpy, bumpy cellulite on a size 0 frame. . . tragic really.

gross. my ass isn't int he best shape-but at least it has a shape. does she think that is nice. what guy would want to look at an ass like that?

ouch thats harsh everyone

We are not harsh...looking at any part of Kimberly Stewart is harsh to my eyes and my stomach!

Look at the extended arm! Reminiscent of anatomy class! Bones with skin over it. YUK!
And why are these useless bitches always on their cell phones? Who are they talking to? Oh yeah, the dealers.

Clearly I have no use for my eyes anymore so I'm just going to poke them out now so I never have to see this hideous creature again. Rod should have been steralized.

If Paris was a real friend, she would holla at her girl and tell her what's up. And it ain't her ass. Oh, I forgot. Paris is a bony, flat-assed, no talent air-head as well. She couldn't give her any advise. Considering she thinks she is the shit also.

This bitch had the freaking NERVE to say Jennifer Aniston was not gorgeous - then had to send flowers to her to make up for that crappy comment! Please, Kimberly Stewart wishes she were Jennifer Aniston. I've never seen an uglier ass or swimsuit!! She looks like a withered witch! Literally!!

I hate this bitch! Yeah, I saw where she put Jennifer Aniston down. WTF? Have some class! Jennifer Aniston doesn't look like a fucking drag queen! Who the hell is this bitch to say anyone is homely?
When all that stupid crap was placed on the internet from Paris Hilton's phone or whatever, this bitch's email was sexystewrat @(something or other).com. How vain can you get? Especially when you look like a transvestite!

I read that she pretty much called Jennifer Aniston ugly. UGLY!!!!! SHE IS UGLY!!! Just because you bleach your hair and get a fake tan DOES NOT make you hot. Jennifer Aniston is a talented actor who is beautiful not some singer's daughter who doesn't do $hit. Then she felt all bad and sent her flowers?? She is a horrible, UGLY, untalented person that needs to shut the hell up. So you're a rich snob WOW WHAT AND HONOR!!!

Kimberly Stewart is on ugly woman, I thought paris was ugly with her bird nose, and she still is, but ks makes p. hilton look like Jessica Alba. They are both homely whores, ugly big nosed faces freaks, but kim is uglier than paris....jennifer a looks better that both of them combined and is at least 10 years older than the 2 of them.

I can't stand either Paris Hilton or Kim Stewart. Both are a bunch of ugly ass rich bitches with no talent, plenty of skankiness, and daddy's money. Y U K ! !

Please don't refer Kimberly as a whore, for that is an insult to all us hard working sexy whores like myself.

Sorry, Wendy, if any of us angered you by calling Kim Stewart a whore. But seeing as how she really is a man (and a homely one at that!) I guess she would not be a real whore, and certainly not a sexy one!

Kimberly stewart calling jenifer aniston homely? Is'nt that the pot calling the kettle black?
between the 2 ja is better looking. I never thought ja was all that great anyway, but she looks better than kimberley stewart. kim is an ugly beast of a woman. sorry but its true. I hope i did not offend her 1 or 2 fans out there. meaning rod stewart and whatever ugly ass woman who had to carry his fugly demon seed.

Are you guys serious? Just cuz she insulted one of hollywood's sweetheart actresses she is getting ditched by everybody? If you think hse has a bad face -- you must be kidding right?
Her body wasn't looking too good in some of those photos's, granted, but a dog? ;)
I personelly thiink Jennifer has a slightly prettier face but she isn't as tall and stately as Kim.

Obviously Kimberly here is a nasty freak, puzzling scientists for some time now by seemingly refuting we ever moved on from tree-monkey genes. That said, Jennifer Aniston is not hot. She had her cute movie moments and all, but with that jaw? A jaw that rectangular belongs on a man or a farm animal, not a woman. She's not eye-searingly ugly though, so there's that.

This may be true but she is definately much better looking then Kim Stewart. Then again, when my dog takes a shit it is much better looking then Kim Stewart and that isn't saying much I guess.

Exactly. Looking at the situation using the scientific dog-log method gives a better perspective on it.

Some Dude...Where has Marky D been lately? Not that I miss him but he seems to have disappeared. Also...would you please comment to the chick obsessed with stretch marks? She aggrivates me with her stupidity and I would love for you to enlighten her with some of you wisdom. Thanks!

Haven't seen the Infamous One lately.

Finally someone who can actually make Tori Spelling look good. That is not an easy thing to do.......Tori Spelling is such a dog but atleast she has a nice body even though she has one of the uglyest faces i have ever seen, but Kim Stewart, even UGLIER face, and the body of an old, old woman saggy baggy just plain ugly. Please kim, go hide under a rock somewhere and do all this world a favor and never show your DOG UGLY, HORRIBLE FACE, ASS WIPE FASE, BIG NOSED UGLY NOSE, FREAKY SCARY FEATURES, HORSE FACE, UGLY TRANSVESTITE LOOKING SKANY HOMELY FACE again you UGLY bitch!!!! Buy yourself some paper bags FAST please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ONE OF THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE PERSON(S) ON THIS EARTH. UGLY, UGLY,UGLY, UGLY!!!!!!!

Kim aint got a big nose. Please -- she is far from an ugly chick. Can't imagine what you guys say about people who are really truely homely, that you have a gripe about I wonder ... let me guess, if you like them, you probably would find some minute quality about them and blow it way out of proportion, and say they were cute.

O.K. Rod, eeehhhmmm -- sorry *cough-cough* I mean "Pollagio," sure dude, whatever you say, she is a "doll." When I think of beautiful women, I think Kim Stewart. (God you have no idea how much it hurt my fingers to type that line!) And her nose is the size of a button, little and cute. Yes- when I want to reflect on the beauty that is kim stewart, I just think of my dog when he takes a big shit and has a BAD case of worms. Note to my dog Maximus: Sorry pal, I hope I did not insult you with that comparrison. Actually your big wormy shits are better looking.

I agree with Pollagio. She sort of reminds me of the beautiful Suzanne Somers. Looking so sexy with her slithery body like a snake goddess in a swim suit.
Hey, we can't all be big boned or be big girls, variety is the spice of life.
As for her dumb comments, maybe she was desperate for some publicityor something. I wouldn't be shocked at this point with these people to be manipulative like that. Either that or she needs to regulate her dosage a little.

Kimberly stewart is one of the ugliest celebrities, no I mean HUMANS, I have ever seen. Even with all of her makeup stylist and people helping her to *try* and look pretty, it does not work. She is truely & naturally horrid looking. Her ugly is the kind gof ugly that goes down deep to the bone.

Kimberly Stewart has got to be crazy thinking that of Jeniffer Aniston,I would rather have a threesome with B Aruther and one of the main ork off of LOTR while b aurther is on her period Than even haveing to imagine her looking at me...She is the ugliest person I have seen in years,ever since I saw that burned rotting ran over dog that had been lying in the road for a month in the desert..

Ok, Pollagio and Linakova, GET OFF THE CRACK!

P & L are not on crack......They just need their eyes (AND HEAD) examined and are in need of eye- glasses, eye-glasses with a really strong perscription.

Please someone tell me how this girl is a "model?" Am I missing something here? I have seen pictures of her in celeb mags & on tv, I don't get it. How is she supposed to be so pretty she is a model, I have never seen her in SI swimsuit edition or on the cover of Vogue, did I miss it? Please someone enlighten me. She is ugly! Are people in holllywood really that retarded to think this girl is goodlooking enough to be a model. PLEEEEEEEASE....................

Janet, I had no idea that she was a model. I just thought that people were following her around because she hangs out with that whore Paris H and because of her "NO, I don't think you're sexy daddy" Rod Stewart. Who the hell would want her to pose for anything? Wait...I have a great idea. She could be a runway model for this stuff....

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/08/22/aforest-design-attends-terr...

Now that she would look good doing!

i bet its only a matter of time before she comes out with her own sex tape.
but really who'd want to see her having sex *yuck*

I never heard of her either or wasn't doing concious enough listening to any blurbs or something on TV about her.
Since when are models are chosen because they're pretty? I thought the criterion was freakish, tall, somewhat exotic and most definitely emaciated.
Most of the supermodels are pretty to who? Most of them look like starving men in drag. I guess she fits the bill after all.

C'mon Moe or Moe...put up the pic of Kim Stewart that I sent you earlier today. I can't wait to see the reaction!

Pollagio, don't you think that is a little harsh? The wavering opinion sounds just little bit on schizophrenic side.
All of a sudden you have nothing but negative comments. The best looking girl you dated should look half as good as those supermodels!

classic... the comments here are worth reading, and good for a laugh!!! anyone of you who thinks KimBIMBOberly Stewart is hot, you're fucking blind as a bat and you need a reality check up at the doctor--ASAP!!

Sorry, I went off the deep end there and over-embellished what I was trying to get across. Obviously I wasn't talking about Kim. Supermodels are household names and nobody seems to know who in fuck this broad is. Oops! sorry about my language spiacente mio signora.

ARGGGHHH! My eyes are raped!

Why Paris Hilton would dump Nicole Richie for this godsaken piece of crap makes my brain hurt. A model? She's a model? For what? For the Cover of "Ugliest People"? I have seen horses better looking than she is. Insulting Jennifer Aniston...calling her homely? Pleassseee! KS, you sure would know the meaning of homely...I mean after seeing it everytime u get home and look in the mirror? Or maybe you're in denial? Who knows? I mean after u get wasted who knows what you see? Aww not everyone can look like Jennifer Aniston right?

Wow! That first pic of her ass--what the hell is that shapeless thing?!? And I though looking at her ugly face was bad!

Jennifer Anniston might be fairly attractive for a plain girl and she might be a nice person but that's where that crap ends.
As for that other dummy, she has a good face but she's a little on the goofy side. So neither one have to worry about people doing cartwheels over them too frequently.

Good face?!? Good Lord! What the hell are you on!?! I can't find anything about her that is good looking! Her face is the worst of all!

Good face? Kim stewart has a "good face?" Surely that must of of been a typo, and you meant to type gross face. Kim stewart is fuckin ugly! Buy some glasses!

she has no tits also i cant belive that thing thinks jennifer is ugly she is fugly and the hard thing to belive is she thinks she is pam anderson or someone cute my dog shits stuff better than that! she needs to think b4 she talks wait i 4got she cant think! get over your ugly self!

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the ONLY reason paris dumped nicole, is because nicole became prettier
than her (she was taking away attention from paris)
paris only wants to be next to someone uglier than she is

Became prettier? what was it some kind of strange transformation? Indeed that would be quite the miracle!

she's simply foul.....

Kim Stewart is simply one of the ugliest girls I have ever seen. Sorry thats harsh I know, but it's true.

"Her ugly is the kind of ugly that goes down deep to the bone." (#36)

Best summary of every comment on this page. ::APPLAUSE::

That gargoyle is ten times uglier... anyway you're obviously are going to fecklessly and repetitively keep saying Kim Stewart is *&^%$#, we get it.. it's your right.. sort a. Whatever dude.

Long live England! peace!

Lina

There's this face transplant thing happening soon...

You mean like on the movie "Face Off"?

Whoa! The poor woman...

Um... Jessica Alba? she is nice though.. but she dresses like a lady of the evening, and those lips! Is she having the same procedure done as Jolie possibly? Also I always seem to catch Alba made up like halloween... I don't know bout her, take your word for it that she has got "it".

are you that his daughter.i mean he did have his stomach pumped when he was younger.it was full of male sperm,sickkkkkk.

This woman has a truly bizarre figure. If she had a little more meat, she might be considered rubinesque - or, if her sand bags settled a little differently, she'd be thin but shapely, but YUCK! Thin + wierd fat placement = EWWWWW.

Plus her swimsuit is just UNFORTUNATE.

Wow! I find it hard to believe that someone so young and so thin could have that bad a body! I never had a great bod, but I sure looked a lot better that THAT well into my 30's. I guess maybe because I had to WORK and normal things like that. I saw Rod on Larry King a few days ago and have to say that at least his ladies seemed to have some class. I don't know what the hell happened to this Kim chick, but he ought to kick her ass into reality and try to straighten her up, if that's possible. She's an embarrassment. No class, no soul, no looks. Well, she looks ok from 100 yards away with sunglasses on...at night.

That's what cocaine and binge-drinking every night, combined with starving yourself will do to your body. She's got no muscle-tone, her skin just hangs off her bones. It's gross. She thinks being thin automatically makes her sexy, well it doesn't. And it's very sad that pre-teen girls across America look up to these dumbasses.

shit man......there I was thinking of dinner when I saw this fucking hideous apparition.
I've now thrown up dinner and I aint even had lunch yet.
Her butt is soo saggy....there must be someone still in it.

Run for your lives! It's Kimber(fug)ly Stewart! That's why she's the only one in the picture. Everybody else got the fuck out of there! And she called Jen ugly?

A real bastardly match up...
put Tara's ass in this,

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/07/28/drunk-tara-reid-parties-sho...

up against this beeatch.
Of course you may make everyone too sick to comment!

Kimberly's face vs. Tara's ass vs. Paris's snatch, which one would claim the prize?

She's got a satchel butt.

fucking disgusting. she has a saggy ass & meat flaps, she is the ugliest person... I'm not going to say in the world but the ugliest person I've ever seen. why would she call someone like Jen Aniston homely? jealous much?

sounds like you guyz are all jealous and twisted inside. why make mean insults when you would be hurt when others insult you like that? everything beautiful has a flaw in it. so rock on kim & paris. THATS HOT

Not only is she gross, but her dad is Rod Stewart. That just seems a little scary for someone like her to be Rod Stewart's daughter! I could understand if she was Danny Bonaduche's kid, but ROD STEWART?! Its so freaky because look at him and look at her. I cant believe hes tolerating this. Even though Rod Stewart isnt all that innocent himself. I remember when he said when he was doing a shoot for his "forever young" video, he wanted to push that little boy off the train because he was pissing him off! LMAO!

Seeing this picture almost makes me wish my doctor had never suggested glasses!! This is cold, yes, but there is absolutely NOTHING sexy about any of those pics up there; the sad part is the bikini itself would look good on a woman with some kind of body!

To Linakova, don't take this the wrong way, but when you say Kimberly Stewart reminds you of Suzanne Somers, I have to ask this: how do you see that?? Suzanne had - and still has - curves, while this dame really does look like a broomstick. Suzanne Somers looks way better than KS (and Suzanne's a year from 60!)

Slim is good, skinny is not, and this girl needs as many plates from the nearest buffet as possible, and FAST!! That's my diagnosis, damn it!

The Good Doctor

i luv paris & kim stewart. they're so styly and hot. don't know y u guyz r posting notes of jealousy. they're my pals! leave them alone.

how are we jealous of them?????? one is a lazy eyed whore and the other one is trying to follow in her footsteps and is infact, even uglier than her "teacher"...so tell us, how are we jealous??

Every woman has cellulite!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's see what you look like in a swiming suit! But oh well it probably makes you feel better about your low self esteem to waste your time making fun of someone who could give a shit about you! She's the one in the magazines NOT you. so what does that say?? I guess if your wasting your time talking bad of her she got the best of you! Hey?

88Jennifer please - come to your senses. Kimberly Stewart is the biggest waste of meat since Spam. And for you to defend her you must be a "fan". Not sure what it is that appeals to you, but that says something about YOU!

You know damn well "Jennifer" "Fashionista" and "Hotchick," (you wish bitch), are all the SAME person. Probably kim fugly stewart herself or kims equally fugly mother. Out of 90 comments, maybe five @ most defend her. And none really say she is pretty, just that we are "mean." some say jealous which is a laugh. Do the math, the % on this sucks. KIm you are homely, get over it. And to say it does not bother her, ya right, nobody wants to be reminded of how ugly they are. If she reads how homely SO fucking many people think she is ugly, that would ruin her day. When the fugly faced hag dog starts to morph into the likes of Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth or Angelina Jolie, than I will say she is "hot." If her dad was not rod stewart, people would still call her (and tori spelling - aarons daughter) ugly, they just would not be famous thats all. KIM YOU ARE UGLY, FACE IT AND JUST PUT A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD AND DO US ALL A FAVOR.

Im apologizing to Kim Stewart. Im just jealous of your nice looks. The only reason I insulted your body was because I, being 530 pounds and 4'3, am extremely jealous of you. People also compare my face to the dead Popes nuts, so that is why i sit in my cold room all day eating Twinkies and playing with my crabs. I wish I was you!

A new oxy moron folks: *Beautiful Kim Stewart.* Now if stupid (and UGLY) Kim Stewart is reading this. No kim dear, this does not mean you are beautiful. I know this is something you have never heard before from someone you were not paying. OXY MORON means like: Honest Lawyer, Military Intelligence, Gorgeous Tori Spelling, small cute nosed Paris Hilton, etc. Now you get it?

Wow that is the worst looking ass I have ever seen. O_O It looks like a big chunk of dough glued to her backside. It's disgusting.

i'd hit it

"some guy" you must have fucking EXTREMELY LOW standards, or have not gotten laid in a loooooong time if you would "hit" Kimberely Stewart. Are you seeing impaired by chance? You gotta be.

"some guy" .... hmmm.... maybe that's just secret code for "Kimberly Stewart".

Yep. you heard me! I'm callin' you on it. I know you are actually Kimberly logging in anonymously!

How'd I figure it out? Well, your login is "some guy", and Kimberly Stewart definately looks like "some guy".

That crazy Rod Stewart, still doing the androgynous thing, oh wait, thats his daughter? Crap, my dick just fell off.

her face is almost as ugly as paris hilton's face.ew..and ew.

This is the problem with parents who constantly lie to their fugly children about how beautiful they are. Then the rest of us living over here in reality land must suffer, suffer, suffer for the rest of their lives, or ours, whichever comes first. So glad they made us learn this in school.
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Simpson, Jessica. "Jiggle all da way." Pi Magazine for geniuses, Holiday, 2003
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Duff, Hilary. "Because I give good.." MovieProducer, 6.20.05
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Duff, Haylee. "I'm so gorgeous." National Geographic, Big Primate Issue, March, 2004

that is the saggiest ass ever.

un fuckin believable, thats some nasty shit there

who cares

Looks like she sewed two surgical masks together to cover her nasty ass and rotten crotch

Even nicole richie is sexier.

If your tryinf to make your ass j-lo licous...STOP!

ewwww at kimberly stewart....I thought I had a RAT on my computer..YUCK!! She is just jealous of jen..since Most ppl admire and love her. At least Jen doesnt go around bad mouthing ppl. Whatever, what comes around goes around...and I kid u not...4 or 5 yrs down the road..Jen will be sitting on the high seat..and saying I told u so!!! Where are kim's boobs??? did i miss them?? i had to get the binoculars out. Jen has such a hotter bod than her.....its pathetic. Nice try tho Kim..better luck next time!!!!

We are not making dun of her because of what she said about Jen Aniston. We were making fun of her long before that. She is ugly, she looks like a man in drag and her body looks emaciated. Worst of all she hangs out with Paris Hilton. Nuff said!!

I don't want to see her doing anything. I wish her and Paris would GO AWAY!

This girl obviously has SOME problem. I mean, she's in her early twenties but when I first saw her she looked older than 30. I mean....in every picture she looks like a 35 year old trying to look 25, and she's not even 25. Her skin...looks old. Drink more water.

And do yourself a favour and go for some walks - those legs look like the legs of a woman who was bedridden for a long time and lost all their muscle tone. Drink some protein shakes. And if you're doing drugs stop that. It is OK to wear a one-piece swimsuit until you get it all together you know...

The girl isnt ugly...she's just a mess. And Paris may not be beautiful but has an interesting face, a lithe bod which looks good in her clothes...but I wonder how she really looks without them....slightly un-straight back and verging-on-the-anorexic.

Jessica Alba is BEAUTIFUL - sexy toned bod, sexy beautiful healthy face - YOU GO GIRL!

"The girl is'nt ugly....she' just a mess." Ya right, a MESSED up face!!! That face of Kim Stewarts aint no kind of face that is just a *mess* that a little makeup and good lighting can fix . Nothing can fix that face. That is her DNA, straight to the bone ugly, dude from Europe. That horrid face is not something makeup or surgery cannot fix. She is doomed to be fugly to the bone until she dies. I agree with you on Paris though, she is not beautiful by any stretch of ones imagination. Now Jessica Alba on the other hand is one of the most beautiful women around.

now who is this chick but that shit is so nasty I wouldn't fuck her with a dead man dick

Oh and before we know it, millions of people will be on the kim stewart diet and work-out plan and saggy asses and skeletal bodies will be the new thing. Oh shit if you take a look at hollywood, it already is. Sickening.

That horrid face is not something makeup or surgery cannot fix. My bad, I meant CAN fix. No way can makeup or surgery fix that face. Not a miilion surgery or a million dollars worth of cosmetics.

*That horrid face is not something makeup or surgery CAN fix!!* There,that's much better.

Even my sperm would look bad on That !!