Kelly Rowland in Playboy Magazine To Help Pimp New Record?
Posted on Monday, March 3rd, 2008 @ 8:15pm by Moelicious
Kelly Rowland has figured out the secret to Bastardly Success:
1. Take off your clothes (via sex tape or Playboy layout)
2. Hope people notice (we've noticed)
3. Sell whatever you're trying to sell (this depends on juiciness of her layout...)
Horndoggs around the globe believe that Ms. Rowland is doing this to help market the release of her upcoming record, Ms Kelly and her new single, Daylight. Besides marketing her music, she also wants to market her body to really rich men around the globe (i.e. Jay-Z, Puffy P Diddy & the like).
As experts in really cheap marketing techniques, we have to commend Kelly on her decision to take it all off. You can either sleep your way to the top (i.e. Jessica Alba) or straight up whore yourself (i.e. Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian), but the end result is always the same: Fame & fortune, baby!!
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There are approximmately 3 billion women currently living on planet earth. Kelly Rowland occupies #1,391,440,675 on the list of women I want to see naked, sandwiched between some random 45 year old woman from Finland and my mom.
Hottest black woman on the planet. I like. Pic 4 made my day.
In pic 3 the mike is full of lipstick. I assume she's a good ...ahem... sucker!
Hot dayum!Sooo love the make up on pages 2 & 5!Sexy
I'm trying to get excited..but it's not working...could you bend over a little more? Please?
@Vini
i find it kinda scary that your mom places midway on a list of woman u want to see naked......
I think Kelly is alright. I might do my part and buy her album to encourage hotter starlets to appear nude in Playboy or similar publications in the future. But I might change my mind if the pics are too photoshopped and tame. Joanna Krupa is the most recent celeb photoshoot that I can recall was pretty nice.
Kelly is smokin hot!
I wonder is she will show some snatch. And will it be carpeted or un-carpeted.
Pic #4 looks like Eddie Murphy with a wig on.
If she's already doing a spread for Playboy she might as well invest in a double dong and a video camera.
Just one word of advice, go Gonzo, Kelly.
are you guys getting excited or what?
i'm going to go with "or what"
I am, so, excited.
I think it would be great if Playboy didn't airbrush everything!
LOL yeah, cause apparenlt as proven by WhoreRaat, all you have to agree to show in playboy these days is your ass.
it will oprollybe another lame ass photoshoot liek WhoreRaat's that makes playboy look pathetic.
Yeah, "What"!
When is the issue comming out?
anyone else think she looks a little like the black version of eva longoria in the last picture?
Bitch be fugly. Why keeping posting her?
I love the chocolate
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