Kelly Osbourne: Fashionable New Lifestyle, New Man
Thursday, October 6th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch
See what happens when you conform to superficial norms? You replace those cheap-ass pills with cocaine & then get your hands on some fashion/punk rocker dude to sleep with once the partying dies down & you're left all toasted & horny.
City Rag has a photo of the lucky dude who'll be sexin' up Kelly each night of the week. Yummy.
Not bad, at least now she has something to be half-proud of.
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Wasn't Kelly recently hospitalized for attempted suicide, resulting from low self esteem re her appearance? I'm not an expert, but I suspect hanging out in a room full of supermodels could exacerbate those negative feelings.
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No she is NOT wearing a corset over her t-shirt!!! Ahahahahaahahahilarious!
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Kelly was probably thinking..."Geez, I thought that I was really sexy and in style the way I did my hair, make-up and clothing. Why do all these girls look the same and are not like me? Geez, everyone is right! I am a huge fat loser! I will put on one of these fashion t-shirts to try and fit in. Damn, it's not working! Where are the pills? I'm taking them all"!
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Wow, how did she land him? He IS cute. I can't believe it! He obviously is on drugs...that is the only explanation!
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The guy is hot!! You go, you little pumpkin head bitch. Enjoy that dick while it lasts!
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You're right, she does look like a jack-o'-lantern. And he looks a lot like Hayden Christensen, just as gay but less awkward. It is a proven fact that no one can love Kelly Osbourne. But penises do resemble twinkies! That means Kelly must suck a mean dick cause she is so damn hungry all the time. He can just close his eyes and imagine some dude while she pigs out on "twinkies". Food really gets her goin.
There, have we covered all of the logical explanations for their courtship now?
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Help...help...help. Photos not loading. Your problem or mine?
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Is that Nicole Ritchies annoying kisser I see trying to get in the picture? She's on her tippy toes ~ that's because she MUST be in every picture taken at any time anywhere!
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It is! It is Nicole Richie! Good Eye Tajue! She fits in because she is rail thin. I think nobody recognized her without her giant welding glasses on!
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I love how they put her waaaay in the back.
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Janice Dickinson looks pretty good here but im surprised anyone lets that mega-mutated-maniac bitch into these functions, but i guess she fits in with the rest of the company. Thats pretty sad. There are more personality disorders in that room than in a mental hospital. I bet a saavy pharmacist could make a pretty penny going to one of these things.
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Is it me or does this guy look just like a young Ozzy? Creepy.
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He must be using her for her connections to the music biz, her parents.
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It is pretty sad when a 90 year old woman that resembles a witch looks better then you do in a group photo. How sad for Kelly! Not really though!
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Does that "hot" guy she is dating happen to be a musician?
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