Kelly Osbourne - Bastardly Halloween Costumes
Monday, October 31st, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
See the outtake version here.
Kelly will be carrying around a cute, little piggy this Halloween (just in case she gets hungry). Please don't confuse the piggy for Kelly & vice versa.
Just Jared had a few outtakes from a photoshoot Kelly Osbourne did a few months back for Interview Magazine. After looking at these pics, I'm wholly convinced that you can make Kelly Osbourne do anything during a photoshoot. It might cost you a few Ultimate Cheeseburgers or vicodin pills, but the end result will be truly hilarious.
*Check out the other pics on Jared's site
I think Kelly is trying to persuade the Pig to fuck her.
Reply to this Comment
All the weight Jack lost? Kelly found it.
Reply to this Comment
The text should be changed to Worst PhotoSHOP Ever.
Reply to this Comment
I think she is sizing up that pigs ear.
Reply to this Comment
Maltese Bippy ~ Touche.
Reply to this Comment
i just wanted to tell everone happy halloween i am going this year as marykate olsen yes i had to start prepping for this back in spring when i started eating one cracker a day and shopping at the goodwill start smoking and not brushing my hair for days at a time etc. but anyway when i get wheeled to the stage to except my 1st place prize i am going to burger king and getting a #1,2and3! God next year i think i will take the easy way out and go as kelly osbourne! HAPPY HALLOWEENIE EVERONE! :o)
Reply to this Comment
kelly must u eat EVERYTHING in sight?
Reply to this Comment
have fun heather. :)
Reply to this Comment
If Kelly and The Pig get drunk together, then she can munch on Pickled Pig's Feet later on.
But if Kell and The Pig get TOO drunk together...then what? Pig gets Lucky? Or just a drunk, dumb Pig? And will Pig forget everything in the morning? Or when Pig wakes up next to Kell, will he squeal? Or just grunt and oink? One thing's for sure, someone will be sweating like a PIG...either because they're a REAL pig or just SEEMS like a pig.
Reply to this Comment
why do you always pick on kelly? i saw a picture of her on her website and she looked
beautiful. alright she needs to lose weight and upgrade her clothes. but at least she can
sing better than rat faced slut.
Reply to this Comment
you guys are so mean!!! but, she is a fat little rich girl chunk of man mean, so forget what i said about being mean...
who knows this quote:
"would ya look at the size of that boy's (or in this case, girl's) head.. its like an orange on a toothpick" also forget the toothpick part... more like a watermellon on a sausge
Reply to this Comment
dude, and whats w/ the pained expression on her face??? are there even more barnyard animals back there doing ungodly things to her that we (thnakfully) cant see> (gaaaawd, i feel my retinas being burned out...)
Reply to this Comment
How much does one have to eat to get fat hands?
Reply to this Comment
yall is a bunch of mean angry and skinny assholes who obviously have nothing better to do than to bash someone else yall probably look like shit yall damn selves yall must be some crackers(white) i think you all are white people are the most fat phobes out there they would jump off a bridge if they gained half a pound in (gasp) one year
Reply to this Comment
Dude, Kelly Osbourne is fucking beautiful, you guys are just too stubborn to actually take the time to look past her weight and realize it..... picking on someone for their weight isn't right. How would you feel if someone picked on you because your dick was small or because you have a flat ass? You'd feel the same so fucking grow up
Reply to this Comment
hellooooo bekah,
did you know that aaron carter is a homo?
thank you for your time...
Reply to this Comment
yall are soooo mean!!! kelly is sooo beautiful! i dont care about her weight. shes beautiful even if she is chubby. as a girl... i think shes really hot. even id date her ... and im a girl. sooo... yeah
Reply to this Comment
I'm waiting for PETA to get involved here.
Reply to this Comment
get a fucking life and eat a fucking burger
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!